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None shall pass. | Heartomaton | 1 | 12/31 4:10pm |
Super Mario Eclipse, an unofficial sequel to Sunshine, releases next year. | Heartomaton | 47 | 12/31 1:33pm |
As CEmen, you all have an unfair advantage in this contest. | Heartomaton | 3 | 12/31 12:34pm |
There's a guy I know who lost all his hair years ago, but still carries a comb. | Heartomaton | 7 | 12/31 10:12am |
There should be all-nude laundromats. | Heartomaton | 27 | 12/31 9:56am |
I can't believe someone rubbed one off in the elevator. | Heartomaton | 4 | 12/31 4:07am |
Do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee? | Heartomaton | 3 | 12/30 11:32pm |
What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? | Heartomaton | 2 | 12/30 4:47pm |
I remodeled your bathroom for free. | Heartomaton | 19 | 12/30 1:20pm |
Hey. You. The one with the face. | Heartomaton | 9 | 12/30 4:37am |
You think young cavemen imitated sabre-toothed tigers to become ancient catboys? | Heartomaton | 11 | 12/29 9:47pm |
Ooh, the Biden administration just threatened to sue Texas. | Heartomaton | 27 | 12/29 9:00pm |
Doing stuff is hard. | Heartomaton | 4 | 12/29 7:07pm |
Birthday. | Heartomaton | 16 | 12/29 2:04pm |
$50,000,000 but you have to give Donald Trump a sponge bath and body massage. | Heartomaton | 21 | 12/29 2:16am |
I just shit your pants. | Heartomaton | 2 | 12/28 7:48pm |
I know where you keep that secret stash of yours. | Heartomaton | 6 | 12/28 6:11pm |
I have a pen that can write underwater. | Heartomaton | 1 | 12/28 1:30pm |
From now on, your farts sound like opera singing. | Heartomaton | 10 | 12/28 1:07am |
Buttered toast, Ed. | Heartomaton | 4 | 12/27 10:35pm |
I've made your naughty bits highly radioactive. | Heartomaton | 4 | 12/27 2:15pm |
"New year, new me." | Heartomaton | 1 | 12/27 12:38pm |
Teen Jesus. | Heartomaton | 9 | 12/27 10:43am |
Yay. My Christmas present from myself got here. | Heartomaton | 2 | 12/27 9:36am |
Calm down, digital Lego sign. | Heartomaton | 9 | 12/26 8:16pm |
Sometimes folks ask why I have a therapy goose. | Heartomaton | 1 | 12/26 5:58pm |
There's one type of acid that I just can't get along with. | Heartomaton | 9 | 12/26 3:21pm |
Now that's a damn good AMV. (One Piece spoilers) | Heartomaton | 3 | 12/26 2:46pm |
Are you ready to race through the mean streets of Yharnam? | Heartomaton | 2 | 12/25 11:22pm |
Whoever named HoHos and DingDongs should get to name more stuff. | Heartomaton | 4 | 12/25 10:35pm |
Life is a series of taking hits in ways you didn't think you could get hit. | Heartomaton | 2 | 12/25 7:13pm |
This is my gift to you, CE. I hope you like it. | Heartomaton | 16 | 12/25 3:03pm |
I'm watching Invader Zim. | Heartomaton | 36 | 12/25 11:23am |
You can't outrun your problems. | Heartomaton | 8 | 12/25 3:48am |
Let's settle this. Which is better, Short Circuit 1 or Short Circuit 2? | Heartomaton | 12 | 12/24 11:36pm |
Best ending to one of those topics that I've ever seen. | Heartomaton | 2 | 12/24 3:06pm |
If you want to live, I need you to follow these directions exactly. | Heartomaton | 2 | 12/24 12:24pm |
When one door closes, another one opens. | Heartomaton | 3 | 12/23 11:53pm |
I this a threat? | Heartomaton | 9 | 12/23 10:50pm |
The captain drew a shaky breath as another body floated by. | Heartomaton | 3 | 12/23 10:19pm |
Hey, wait a minute... "Don't objectify women..." | Heartomaton | 5 | 12/23 6:53pm |
You should be able to check animals out of the zoo like books from the library. | Heartomaton | 7 | 12/23 5:55pm |
He sees you when you're hiding. He knows when you're afraid. | Heartomaton | 6 | 12/23 2:45pm |
"I need you to be serious for a minute." | Heartomaton | 9 | 12/22 7:25pm |
My body screwed me out of getting $114 today. | Heartomaton | 11 | 12/22 4:16pm |
What does DNA stand for? | Heartomaton | 12 | 12/22 3:10pm |
Never wonder if a stall is occupied again! | Heartomaton | 27 | 12/22 2:25pm |
Who the fuck is Allen? | Heartomaton | 4 | 12/21 11:04pm |
It's already tonight?! | Heartomaton | 4 | 12/21 9:56pm |
The three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership: | Heartomaton | 13 | 12/21 2:13pm |
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