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None shall pass.
Heartomaton112/31 4:10pm
Super Mario Eclipse, an unofficial sequel to Sunshine, releases next year.
Heartomaton4712/31 1:33pm
As CEmen, you all have an unfair advantage in this contest.
Heartomaton312/31 12:34pm
There's a guy I know who lost all his hair years ago, but still carries a comb.
Heartomaton712/31 10:12am
There should be all-nude laundromats.
Heartomaton2712/31 9:56am
I can't believe someone rubbed one off in the elevator.
Heartomaton412/31 4:07am
Do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee?
Heartomaton312/30 11:32pm
What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?
Heartomaton212/30 4:47pm
I remodeled your bathroom for free.
Heartomaton1912/30 1:20pm
Hey. You. The one with the face.
Heartomaton912/30 4:37am
You think young cavemen imitated sabre-toothed tigers to become ancient catboys?
Heartomaton1112/29 9:47pm
Ooh, the Biden administration just threatened to sue Texas.
Heartomaton2712/29 9:00pm
Doing stuff is hard.
Heartomaton412/29 7:07pm
Birthday.
Heartomaton1612/29 2:04pm
$50,000,000 but you have to give Donald Trump a sponge bath and body massage.
Heartomaton2112/29 2:16am
I just shit your pants.
Heartomaton212/28 7:48pm
I know where you keep that secret stash of yours.
Heartomaton612/28 6:11pm
I have a pen that can write underwater.
Heartomaton112/28 1:30pm
From now on, your farts sound like opera singing.
Heartomaton1012/28 1:07am
Buttered toast, Ed.
Heartomaton412/27 10:35pm
I've made your naughty bits highly radioactive.
Heartomaton412/27 2:15pm
"New year, new me."
Heartomaton112/27 12:38pm
Teen Jesus.
Heartomaton912/27 10:43am
Yay. My Christmas present from myself got here.
Heartomaton212/27 9:36am
Calm down, digital Lego sign.
Heartomaton912/26 8:16pm
Sometimes folks ask why I have a therapy goose.
Heartomaton112/26 5:58pm
There's one type of acid that I just can't get along with.
Heartomaton912/26 3:21pm
Now that's a damn good AMV. (One Piece spoilers)
Heartomaton312/26 2:46pm
Are you ready to race through the mean streets of Yharnam?
Heartomaton212/25 11:22pm
Whoever named HoHos and DingDongs should get to name more stuff.
Heartomaton412/25 10:35pm
Life is a series of taking hits in ways you didn't think you could get hit.
Heartomaton212/25 7:13pm
This is my gift to you, CE. I hope you like it.
Heartomaton1612/25 3:03pm
I'm watching Invader Zim.
Heartomaton3612/25 11:23am
You can't outrun your problems.
Heartomaton812/25 3:48am
Let's settle this. Which is better, Short Circuit 1 or Short Circuit 2?
Heartomaton1212/24 11:36pm
Best ending to one of those topics that I've ever seen.
Heartomaton212/24 3:06pm
If you want to live, I need you to follow these directions exactly.
Heartomaton212/24 12:24pm
When one door closes, another one opens.
Heartomaton312/23 11:53pm
I this a threat?
Heartomaton912/23 10:50pm
The captain drew a shaky breath as another body floated by.
Heartomaton312/23 10:19pm
Hey, wait a minute... "Don't objectify women..."
Heartomaton512/23 6:53pm
You should be able to check animals out of the zoo like books from the library.
Heartomaton712/23 5:55pm
He sees you when you're hiding. He knows when you're afraid.
Heartomaton612/23 2:45pm
"I need you to be serious for a minute."
Heartomaton912/22 7:25pm
My body screwed me out of getting $114 today.
Heartomaton1112/22 4:16pm
What does DNA stand for?
Heartomaton1212/22 3:10pm
Never wonder if a stall is occupied again!
Heartomaton2712/22 2:25pm
Who the fuck is Allen?
Heartomaton412/21 11:04pm
It's already tonight?!
Heartomaton412/21 9:56pm
The three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership:
Heartomaton1312/21 2:13pm
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