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do females really play with their boobs
Philoktetes1307/22 6:58pm
My mom is telling me to major in accounting
Philoktetes1207/22 2:07pm
Civics lesson: Don't give the government more control over your life.
Philoktetes907/21 6:44pm
What if the moon landing happened in the current year
Philoktetes307/21 5:52pm
Unless you are a student on a campus, or on a hike, do not carry a backpack.
Philoktetes4107/20 3:44pm
only 90s kids will remember this commercial
Philoktetes1407/20 4:46am
Level 70 Gyrados
Philoktetes307/19 1:24am
"adults who watch cartoons are normal well-adjusted people!"
Philoktetes3007/18 9:10pm
Something I've been wondering about music
Philoktetes407/18 4:03pm
not everybody needs a golf cart but everybody wants a golf cart
Philoktetes207/18 6:01am
What's the deal with people who are not from the South saying "y'all"?
Philoktetes507/18 12:26am
Walmart used to let people camp overnight in their RVs in the parking lot
Philoktetes807/17 3:39pm
there's not enough parking in my town
Philoktetes507/17 2:52am
Who was your favorite comedian on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?
Philoktetes307/16 10:35pm
welcome to the bar. whatllya have?
Philoktetes1207/16 7:22am
could you solve this capcha?
Philoktetes407/16 2:44am
the reason you will never see American refugees
Philoktetes707/15 3:15pm
Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, John E. Cash, and Bob Hope.
Philoktetes207/14 5:29pm
this says a lot about are society
Philoktetes607/14 7:31am
This generation's cartoon.
Philoktetes1107/14 6:31am
Does being designated driver mean you can't drink at all?
Philoktetes207/13 7:28pm
People are miserable because we don't bowl enough anymore.
Philoktetes1507/13 5:15pm
Have you noticed how no one dresses up for anything anymore?
Philoktetes407/12 5:28pm
Not horribly out of shape, but. . .subway diet.
Philoktetes407/12 2:43pm
Violet Beauregarde has been taken off life support
Philoktetes207/10 11:45pm
how to run out of money making $500,000/year
Philoktetes1407/10 6:04pm
Xena and Gabrielle pressed their boobs up against each other
Philoktetes507/09 1:50pm
Have you heard of the Iditarod?
Philoktetes1607/09 1:03pm
When is the best time to bring up allergies for a new job?
Philoktetes407/08 3:39pm
California just made it illegal to shower and do laundry on the same day
Philoktetes1307/08 11:54am
I tried hitting on this girl at Subway just now.
Philoktetes6207/07 11:31pm
Please make sure to monitor what your children are watching
Philoktetes1807/06 9:49pm
Don't stop to help cars parked under overpasses! This is a trap!
Philoktetes1107/06 7:54pm
Sadly, going to Hogwarts nowadays would suck.
Philoktetes307/06 4:37pm
I got called out today for saying 'my wife'
Philoktetes6107/04 5:46pm
America and egg cups
Philoktetes5407/03 10:29pm
Tyler Skaggs tribute hashtag overtaken by Trump haters
Philoktetes307/03 6:55pm
A female comes up to you at a party and asks you what your favorite movies are.
Philoktetes707/03 11:39am
KFC is real food and it's real good.
Philoktetes907/02 4:15pm
I am worried about Steven Colbert
Philoktetes407/02 12:56pm
Watching some older AVGN episodes when I had a realization.
Philoktetes207/02 1:29am
weird food things you do
Philoktetes907/01 4:11am
Gamers need to rise up before it's too late
Philoktetes206/30 8:32pm
You ever go to the grocery store right before a big severe weather event?
Philoktetes406/30 6:50pm
a disaster occured
Philoktetes406/26 6:07pm
homemade dish soap recipe
Philoktetes206/26 1:15pm
200, 500, 1000, 10000 years ago it was the norm to marry your childhood friends
Philoktetes506/26 1:14pm
I overheard an old woman pwn some young millennial at the supermarket
Philoktetes2806/24 3:44pm
TIL that virgins menstruate
Philoktetes1306/24 1:00pm
The fastest temple run in legends of the hidden temple
Philoktetes106/20 5:42pm
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