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| I love telling dad jokes. | Heartomaton | 10 | 11/28 3:29am |
| They say we have a primal sense, that we can feel when someone is watching us. | Heartomaton | 6 | 11/27 6:11pm |
| I see trees of green... | Heartomaton | 5 | 11/27 2:43pm |
| Sigourney Wiener. | Heartomaton | 11 | 11/27 10:21am |
| Remember that henchman Frieza killed to scare Zarbon? | Heartomaton | 6 | 11/26 11:37pm |
| Your nipples are older than your teeth. | Heartomaton | 1 | 11/26 9:51pm |
| Crows have been documented holding "funerals" for many years. | Heartomaton | 7 | 11/26 7:56pm |
| Descartes: I think therefore I am. | Heartomaton | 1 | 11/26 6:33pm |
| FOR RENT: 1 bedroom/bathroom. | Heartomaton | 6 | 11/26 1:51pm |
| Chewie is short for Chewbacca, and Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi. | Heartomaton | 22 | 11/26 6:07am |
| You're gonna switch bodies with this fictional character. (Seconds game.) | Heartomaton | 101 | 11/26 3:44am |
| Abolish horny jail. | Heartomaton | 17 | 11/25 10:55pm |
| l've decided to stop being self-aware. | Heartomaton | 4 | 11/25 3:19pm |
| Karate: Kids adults real anti abduction T everyone. | Heartomaton | 15 | 11/25 2:35pm |
| lf you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you... | Heartomaton | 6 | 11/25 2:35pm |
| "Your days are numbered." | Heartomaton | 3 | 11/24 3:24pm |
| Grurby. | Heartomaton | 2 | 11/24 3:09pm |
| Have you ever liked a song so much that you wished you could have sex with it? | Heartomaton | 6 | 11/23 10:23pm |
| I like big butts and I cannot lie. | Heartomaton | 2 | 11/23 6:25pm |
| McDonald's has a secret menu. | Heartomaton | 32 | 11/23 6:51am |
| The "Mouthful Mode" experience. | Heartomaton | 1 | 11/22 9:49pm |
| The John Goodman Alignment Chart | Heartomaton | 9 | 11/22 7:35pm |
| *Thanksgiving dinner 2080.* | Heartomaton | 7 | 11/22 5:37pm |
| What if we kissed at the banana-dick slide? | Heartomaton | 12 | 11/22 4:53pm |
| "Trump could throat more than him any day!!" | Heartomaton | 4 | 11/22 12:32pm |
| Most sharks never stop swimming. | Heartomaton | 4 | 11/22 10:50am |
| My biology teacher asked what the function of carbohydrates is. | Heartomaton | 3 | 11/22 12:59am |
| "Ooh, baby, you know I love your..." | Heartomaton | 3 | 11/21 10:20pm |
| I wanna be the reverse Tooth Fairy. | Heartomaton | 8 | 11/21 6:55pm |
| Please insert your card. | Heartomaton | 3 | 11/21 5:30pm |
| Me: They say a witch cursed this house 100 years ago tonight! | Heartomaton | 11 | 11/21 4:30pm |
| A spin-off of Young Sheldon called Old Sheldon. | Heartomaton | 2 | 11/21 9:09am |
| l've got no time for UFOs. | Heartomaton | 2 | 11/20 10:27pm |
| It sucks when I read read as read and not read. | Heartomaton | 10 | 11/20 9:37pm |
| It's fun if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little person in your phone. | Heartomaton | 3 | 11/20 1:20pm |
| Do pets understand elevators? | Heartomaton | 5 | 11/20 10:24am |
| I'm fucking sick of converting matter into energy. | Heartomaton | 2 | 11/19 10:57pm |
| I'm coming to your house. | Heartomaton | 6 | 11/19 9:09pm |
| If you're here for the yodeling lesson, line up. | Heartomaton | 5 | 11/19 6:22pm |
| "Leave the peach cobbler in the kitchen alone," mother would say. | Heartomaton | 9 | 11/19 2:51pm |
| This restaurant's ad does not make me feel like trying their hotdogs. | Heartomaton | 9 | 11/19 2:17pm |
| Got an e-mail saying 'Google Earth can even read maps backwards', and thought... | Heartomaton | 4 | 11/19 10:58am |
| Sometimes it do be like that, but sometimes it don't be like that. | Heartomaton | 26 | 11/19 3:31am |
| Apparently there's a necrophiliac on the loose. | Heartomaton | 4 | 11/18 9:58pm |
| Billie Eilish, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Miley Cyrus should form a pop group. | Heartomaton | 5 | 11/18 8:54pm |
| Two-sentence horror topic. | Heartomaton | 48 | 11/18 7:17pm |
| if carbo hydrate | Heartomaton | 1 | 11/18 4:11pm |
| Have you ever gotten wood from a tree? | Heartomaton | 6 | 11/18 12:02am |
| *Drinking a LaCroix.* | Heartomaton | 21 | 11/17 9:44pm |
| When the moon hits your dish, and you mispronounce fish... | Heartomaton | 3 | 11/17 3:18pm |
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