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Have you shenaned?
Heartomaton401/24 11:49pm
Playing the three games I bought for my PS4 but never actually started.
Heartomaton701/24 2:36pm
If Nicolas Cage was a failed Nokia gaming phone, he'd be Nicolas N-Gage.
Heartomaton401/23 5:02pm
If you hire an exorcist for poltergeists, make sure you pay for their service.
Heartomaton701/23 4:36pm
You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass.
Heartomaton101/22 9:24pm
If you try to make your own Hawaiian pizza, it's okay if it ends up a bit burnt.
Heartomaton101/22 5:14pm
Don't threaten me with a good time, Debbie.
Heartomaton301/22 2:20pm
Browsing CE while naked will no longer be allowed.
Heartomaton201/22 12:50pm
I was startled by a loud fart.
Heartomaton701/22 2:13am
PS1 Hagrid in HD.
Heartomaton801/22 12:07am
The fountain near my apartment building froze today.
Heartomaton201/21 7:45pm
Don't. Touch. My nut sack.
Heartomaton1401/20 10:41pm
You wake up thirsty in the middle of the night, head to the fridge, and open it.
Heartomaton1501/20 10:36pm
What if a werewolf bit a normal wolf? Did you ever think of that?
Heartomaton1501/20 8:19pm
Hey CE...
Heartomaton601/20 2:11pm
How many games have you beaten, then immediately started New Game+?
Heartomaton2501/20 12:54am
You are the protagonist in a dystopian apocalyptic horror scenario.
Heartomaton201/19 2:18pm
I miss Crystal Pebis.
Heartomaton101/19 12:36pm
I napped, I woke, I achieved digital victory.
Heartomaton601/18 8:53pm
The Monty Python and the Holy Grail board game includes a tiny catapult.
Heartomaton1201/18 5:01pm
You have 24 hours to complete Zelda's Adventure or you die.
Heartomaton2001/18 1:31pm
I buy handguns from a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Heartomaton1201/17 7:59pm
Oh, geez. This is awkward, I didn't think you'd actually be here.
Heartomaton301/17 5:34pm
ITT: New Curious George books.
Heartomaton2701/17 3:05pm
"Rat bastard" is a funny insult.
Heartomaton501/16 1:39pm
Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Heartomaton201/15 10:07pm
Disgotang!
Heartomaton101/15 8:52pm
What generation is Forrest Gump a part of?
Heartomaton1001/14 5:07pm
Imagine being a grown ass man and still watching sports.
Heartomaton3601/14 2:53pm
I'm naked.
Heartomaton1801/14 2:10pm
*About to be arrested by RoboCop.*
Heartomaton1201/12 10:09pm
You. Green man. You're new.
Heartomaton301/12 5:00pm
When your mouth is resting, are your teeth supposed to touch or not?
Heartomaton701/12 4:02pm
Fellas, is it gay to exist?
Heartomaton1001/12 2:55pm
I can't even imagine how awful it would've been to live in the old west.
Heartomaton4001/12 1:33am
I've just completed the main story in God of War: Ragnarok. (Spoilers)
Heartomaton4901/11 5:50pm
This guy built his own Nintendo Playstation.
Heartomaton401/11 1:27am
This is a cat on a mission.
Heartomaton2201/10 9:35pm
There are only 4 good weeks in the year.
Heartomaton701/10 7:50pm
Imminent destruction.
Heartomaton1101/10 5:45pm
Dr. Eggman?
Heartomaton201/10 1:58pm
Make your safe word "banana".
Heartomaton401/09 6:57pm
If you're happy and you know it, overthink.
Heartomaton201/09 4:46pm
A cheese factory in France exploded.
Heartomaton1201/09 5:58am
Which Carrie Fisher are you today?
Heartomaton101/09 12:13am
If smoking is so bad, why does it CURE meats?
Heartomaton1001/08 7:56pm
It's getting goth in here, so put on all black clothes.
Heartomaton1401/08 1:52pm
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.
Heartomaton1901/08 3:48am
The term boyfriend implies the existence of a boyfoe.
Heartomaton101/07 10:30pm
Several things in your home have been inside me.
Heartomaton701/07 2:00pm
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