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Bad ass trailers for movies and games.
TheSextMachine111/04 5:45pm
Female privilege is not a thing.
TheSextMachine111/03 11:32pm
Lennnny!!??
TheSextMachine511/03 9:56pm
Hawaiian CEmen, have there been a lot of newborns lately?
TheSextMachine111/02 6:31pm
Well, looks like crybaby liberals finally killed Apu.
TheSextMachine1110/26 3:43pm
Wait, it is Sex AND the City and not Sex IN the City?
TheSextMachine310/25 9:56pm
When they ask you if you are ready to play RDR2 tonight.
TheSextMachine110/25 3:55pm
Meatloaf.
TheSextMachine709/21 10:43pm
Little over a week later and my burns are looking very good.
TheSextMachine3409/17 10:15pm
How did I not know Fillion and Stephen Lang made an Uncharted movie?
TheSextMachine1009/13 11:47pm
Two year ago today.
TheSextMachine1009/11 9:21pm
The pink haired girl from LazyTown.
TheSextMachine4609/11 12:13am
Heroes was the biggest tragedy of the writer's strike.
TheSextMachine909/10 9:45pm
Rewatching Napoleon Dynamite.
TheSextMachine2109/10 3:28am
Only about three months until Christmas.
TheSextMachine109/09 5:38pm
Is Evangeline Lilly the only Middle Earther not to be an MCU villian?
TheSextMachine2709/06 8:41pm
Well, me and my girlfriend just got back from the LOTR extended edition marathon
TheSextMachine209/03 9:14pm
It is becoming the time of year girls start cosplaying as Han Solo.
TheSextMachine209/03 2:58am
So the theater is showing all the LOTR extended edition movies.
TheSextMachine1509/01 9:32pm
Proof redhead Donna > blonde Donna
TheSextMachine3609/01 4:09pm
Why is the FarmersOnly mascot a wizard?
TheSextMachine808/31 1:52am
Whatever happened with that head transplant?
TheSextMachine708/30 11:33pm
Did Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor have healing powers?
TheSextMachine108/30 10:14pm
Man, these percocet are really knocking me on my ass.
TheSextMachine1308/29 12:41am
So yeah, got caught in an explosion last night.
TheSextMachine4008/26 5:59pm
Damn, I just found out Jane Levy has nudes out there.
TheSextMachine1408/23 6:05pm
Did they take out the West Elizabeth early glitch in RDR?
TheSextMachine208/22 2:30am
Remember when having a TV in the bathroom was a big deal?
TheSextMachine308/17 10:44pm
I went down to a Lindt chocolate store today.
TheSextMachine1908/16 5:33pm
Just remember, Bobby Hill is a total MILF.
TheSextMachine1408/15 3:16pm
Why Johnny Ringo....
TheSextMachine108/13 8:41pm
So I am totally late to the party, but I finally played ME3: Citidel.
TheSextMachine408/13 4:57am
What ever happened to Eliza Dushku?
TheSextMachine508/07 5:32pm
Goat cheese is so good.
TheSextMachine1408/05 5:30pm
Finally saw Interstellar for the first time.
TheSextMachine1808/05 8:38am
Suicide Squad vs Shepard's suicide squad
TheSextMachine408/05 12:33am
Josie's on a vacation far away...
TheSextMachine508/04 12:07pm
Can Asari mate with any animal?
TheSextMachine2208/04 12:00pm
All this energy calling me...
TheSextMachine508/04 2:59am
Nintendo should just rebrand the Game Boy as a phone.
TheSextMachine3708/02 11:54am
Man, I had galumpkis for dinner and am farting up a storm.
TheSextMachine308/01 10:25pm
It must suck to be a kid nowadays.
TheSextMachine1807/30 8:26pm
I like that bush is making a comeback.
TheSextMachine1407/30 1:43am
They need to get John Goodman as a Krogan in the next Mass Effect game.
TheSextMachine207/29 6:20pm
Kelly Chambers totally brought the Scale Itch onto the Normandy.
TheSextMachine307/27 11:31pm
What alien would you rather bang, Orion, Asari, or Twi'lek?
TheSextMachine2107/26 9:47pm
The DrugCo episode of Drew Carey is on right now.
TheSextMachine407/26 2:45am
Are twincest videos just girls who look alike or are there some that are twins?
TheSextMachine807/24 10:21pm
Got to see the Foo Fighters tonight in Boston.
TheSextMachine107/23 2:09am
Diamond City, Great Green Jewel of The Commonwealth.
TheSextMachine607/23 12:54am
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