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» So, should I come out of the closet yet?
10/25/2006 04:18:12 PM
10/25/2006
04:18 PM
Ok, I think things have gotten slightly out of hand.
My
roommate takes me completely for granted, leaving piles f dirty dishes
around, and then complaining that I haven't done them for him.
Householdy things of that nature. So, I decided to teach him a
lesson...sort of. I left a note on my bedroom door, like I always do
when I go out, just to be courteous, stating "Later, Andy. Maybe i'll
come back someday."
Then...I got in the closet. Literally. I've
got a quilt layed out on the floor of the closet to make it a little
more comfortable, and I store things that I use for entertainment in
the pockets of one of the jackets hanging above me. Plus, I've got my
laptop and wi-fi internet. Contact in a Nintendo DS keeps me
entertained, as does Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series on a video iPod.
So...yeah.
I've been in here for 36 or 37 hours now. I sprint to the bathroom
whenever he goes out for a few minutes, and I survive nutritionally on
bottles of water I grabbed from our fridge. So, since he doesn't know
i'm home, he doesn't bother closing his door or hushing his voice when
he's on the phone. He has some...interesting conversations. Notably,
I've learned that he's not worried i'm missing for my safety - rather,
he's worried I won't be here to pay my half of the monthly rent.
Think i've tormented him enough? (If at ALL, from what it sounds like.)
So, is it time for me to come out of the closet and "come home" yet?
[P.S. Yes, I realize what the topic title implies. Thank you.]
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 04:19:23 PM
10/25/2006
04:19 PM
No
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10/25/2006 04:20:09 PM
10/25/2006
04:20 PM
10/25/2006 04:20:15 PM
10/25/2006
04:20 PM
XD
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laff
10/25/2006 04:20:37 PM
10/25/2006
04:20 PM
I expected R Kelly videos....
You should keep doing it from time to time, and use the information you've gathered to get him to do stuff for you.
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10/25/2006 04:20:58 PM
10/25/2006
04:20 PM
Tom Cruise.
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10/25/2006 04:21:55 PM
10/25/2006
04:21 PM
Have you eaten at all?
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10/25/2006 04:22:04 PM
10/25/2006
04:22 PM
Wait another day or two
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10/25/2006 04:25:01 PM
10/25/2006
04:25 PM
I grabbed some corn chips last night when he took the trash out.
Besides that - just water for me.
Normally,
i'd only bother to stay in hiding when he's HOME. Lucky me! He's been
staying home from school and work because he's not feeling well, and I
don't think he's gonna be going in tomorrow, either. I hear he's going
out to dinner with his boyfriend tonight, though. So, i'll get some
"time off" then, at least. Hopefully they're going to eat fairly early.
... I'm getting cramped.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 04:27:02 PM
10/25/2006
04:27 PM
R Kelly's in the closet... with John Travolta... R Kelly likes it in the closet.....
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Phoenix Wright will be a little weaker then King of All Cosmos. Just a little.
10/25/2006 04:27:09 PM
10/25/2006
04:27 PM
Wow. Just...wow.
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"No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it." - Charles Schulz
10/25/2006 04:29:27 PM
10/25/2006
04:29 PM
cum on his bed
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10/25/2006 04:29:49 PM
10/25/2006
04:29 PM
Oh, he's gay? That adds a whole new level of comedy to your "coming out of the closet" business.
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10/25/2006 04:29:58 PM
10/25/2006
04:29 PM
He hasn't opened the closet yet?
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10/25/2006 04:29:59 PM
10/25/2006
04:29 PM
Not yet. I think you may need to stay there for a few more months so he
goes into debt trying to afford your half of the rent o_O
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10/25/2006 04:30:15 PM
10/25/2006
04:30 PM
Don't you have work or school or anything to go to?
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10/25/2006 04:32:44 PM
10/25/2006
04:32 PM
Nope. No school until spring semester, and I just moved here a few weeks ago, and don't have a job yet.
And no, he has no reason to open the closet i'm in. I'm in my own bedroom. We have our own rooms.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 04:34:52 PM
10/25/2006
04:34 PM
Start moving his stuff when he's out, leaving creepy notes, etc.
10/25/2006 04:37:23 PM
10/25/2006
04:37 PM
Someone needs to write a 20-minute "coming out of the closet"/"trapped
in the closet" parody with apperances by former New Jersey governor,
Lance bass, Eminem, and Johnny McGovern.
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10/25/2006 04:38:34 PM
10/25/2006
04:38 PM
Haha, good luck with it man. Nice talking to ya.
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10/25/2006 04:38:39 PM
10/25/2006
04:38 PM
I have the remote to my Media Center desktop, and if I angle it just right, I can control that computer from in here.
When
he goes out to dinner, i'm gonna make a short movie in Windows Movie
Maker that's just big text saying "Hello, Andy. Why are you in my
room?" with creepy music. Then, i'll play a random video or something
loudly, and he'll come in to turn the volume doen, i'd imagine. Once
he's in the room, i'll switch to the "Scare Tactic" video.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 04:42:23 PM
10/25/2006
04:42 PM
lol...
it seems like you are hurting yourself more than your roommate...if thats what you are trying to achieve...
10/25/2006 04:42:30 PM
10/25/2006
04:42 PM
I demand you move all the furniture in the first room of the house around while he's out.
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10/25/2006 04:44:17 PM
10/25/2006
04:44 PM
Hmmm... Anyone know how to get a MacBook's built in webcam towork on Stickam?
If so, I van broadcast LIVE! ... From the closet!
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 04:44:43 PM
10/25/2006
04:44 PM
Also, plug his computer into a remote-controlled power strip, so that
you can just press the button on the remote at random intervals during
homework, etc.
...or you can plug his phone into the said power strip... so many options.
10/25/2006 04:44:49 PM
10/25/2006
04:44 PM
Start out slower, like leaving some of his things in a slightly
different way then when he left, and slowly build up to a big scare.
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10/25/2006 04:44:53 PM
10/25/2006
04:44 PM
wow, thats pretty cool what your doing..if i were you i would go with
the scarey thing you are planning but try to get out of the closet and
grab more food when he is away...or your going to die lol.
10/25/2006 04:45:32 PM
10/25/2006
04:45 PM
do you share bathrooms?
if not go take a dump in his bathroom but don't flush....that will be funny when sees that...
10/25/2006 04:47:37 PM
10/25/2006
04:47 PM
We share a single bathroom.
I've already been doing the "use it and not flush" thing.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 04:47:42 PM
10/25/2006
04:47 PM
Indeed that will be funny XD!
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Below me is my brother who is false about me.
Above me is my Brtoher who is true about me.
10/25/2006 04:49:52 PM
10/25/2006
04:49 PM
And he didn't realize this??
maybe you should do something extreme...enough to get his intention
but put suspicion on you...
10/25/2006 04:50:28 PM
10/25/2006
04:50 PM
...but not** put...
10/25/2006 04:51:36 PM
10/25/2006
04:51 PM
So, I decided to teach him a lesson...sort of. I left a note on my
bedroom door, like I always do when I go out, just to be courteous,
stating "Later, Andy. Maybe i'll come back someday."
... XD
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10/25/2006 04:52:00 PM
10/25/2006
04:52 PM
Listen to the Squirl with the big hair.
When
he goes out next, go into his room and start taking things. Small
things, of course, but things that he might need (i.e. calculator,
pencils, books, tv remote, etc.)
Also, try to rig it so you can control his stuff from your room like A.S. suggested. Major laughs...
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10/25/2006 04:53:36 PM
10/25/2006
04:53 PM
Oh geez... I have to fo to the bathroom REALLY bad. >_<
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 04:53:46 PM
10/25/2006
04:53 PM
I like tatl's ideas...slowly empty out the fridge...
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You DON't DO it!!
10/25/2006 04:55:42 PM
10/25/2006
04:55 PM
Emptying the fridge ouldn't do anything to him.
He ONLY eats out. I own 99% of the food in the fridge.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 04:59:17 PM
10/25/2006
04:59 PM
If my bladder explodes, someone tell my family I love them.
Also, someone send my roommate some Febreeze.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 05:01:09 PM
10/25/2006
05:01 PM
this is so funny
i think that you should stay in there for reqasonably another day or two
where is your car?
do you have one? cuz he might know that your messin around
yeah i would totally move around the furniture a just a bit but enough to notice it
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10/25/2006 05:01:13 PM
10/25/2006
05:01 PM
Izzyzy, just call him, tell him your lost <insertplaceinyourcity>
and tell him to pick you up. Use restroom and call and tell him
nevermind, I found a Gas station.
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Below me is my brother who is false about me.
Above me is my Brtoher who is true about me.
10/25/2006 05:01:25 PM
10/25/2006
05:01 PM
After a while, once he starts to notice things disappearing, you have
to do something major. Go and take his TV. Unhook it and move it into
the kitchen on the floor or counter. We'll see how long he stays calm
then.
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." ~ Adam Savage; Insanity Personified
"Crikey!" ~ Steve Irwin (R.I.P.); Perfection Personified
10/25/2006 05:06:35 PM
10/25/2006
05:06 PM
No car, so that's fine.
And I can't call
him. I left my cell phone on the kitchen counter, and I keep using
text2day.com to send it text messages like "Hello, Andy" and "You're
not James... Why do you have this phone?" That, and I made sure my text
ringtone is REALLY long. ... REALLY long. 6 minutes and 47 seconds long.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 05:08:15 PM
10/25/2006
05:08 PM
Heheh. Just sent a text saying: "I can see my house from here!"
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 05:12:53 PM
10/25/2006
05:12 PM
I want to see this Stickam video. But next time he leave, Mirror an
entire room. Like if everything faces north, make it face south. See if
he notices.
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10/25/2006 05:15:31 PM
10/25/2006
05:15 PM
I'd love to get on Stickam and host a chat live from the closet.
Unfortunately, i'm on a Mac laptop, and it doesn't seem to recognize
the built in webcam. Next time it's safe to come out, i'll grab the
webcam from the desktop, and see if I can get that working.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 05:17:43 PM
10/25/2006
05:17 PM
Oooo! I think he just left! I'll give it a few minutes, then check to see if the coast is clear.
I think i'm gonna put all the kitchen chairs on top of the kitchen table.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX
10/25/2006 05:18:07 PM
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05:18 PM
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10/25/2006 05:19:46 PM
10/25/2006
05:19 PM
haha this is hilarious. I hope it works.
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10/25/2006 05:24:52 PM
10/25/2006
05:24 PM
This topic is very entertaining.
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10/25/2006 05:29:01 PM
10/25/2006
05:29 PM
XD. Really, great idea.
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