Manual Topics > Trapped In The Closet (A Very Special Part II)

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i wonder....
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[14 days left]

izzy i love u in the most heterosexual way possible. I've never been so entertained by a topic on here..........ever. Even God basks in your glory

He could still be at the mall, or wating for the right time to jump in on the aunt and roomie.
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"Let him think he's got it all figured out, then realize he's just sitting outside in the freezing cold waiting for nothing." - Izzyzy

Hopefully he's still out?
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My FC2K6 Bracket: 42/46 (missed Boss, phoenix, Ganon, MC)
Next match prediction: Lara

May his love for the closet never fade

Hey, this isn't a normal topic. It's a closet!
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"He's similar to your Jack Thompson in that he has no sense of humour to the point where he tries to kill anyone who offends him."

Home from work... what did I miss?
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Happy Peanut soar over chocolate covered mountain tops and waterfalls of caramel... Prancing nougat in the meadow sings a song of satisfaction to the world...

I wonder where he is... this topic is awesome

izzy's got me worried. it's already 6, he was planning on being back by then...
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By reading this, you waive your right to complain.

Yeah, he was planning to be back WAAAAAAAY before now...
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Sega of America is run by monkeys and Nintendo of America has a personal vendetta against Shigesato Itoi. ~ Yusuke Urameshi

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UPDATE!

Well, it's over, pretty much. I came home to find that Andy hadn't brought just his Aunt over, but his dad, too. We had a long talk about..."responsibility." ... Trust me, that's NOT pleasant. Apparently they called my mom, too, but she kinda passed everything off with a laugh and a "You know you can always come home if you need to."

Ah, maternal love. The bane of underage drinking, but the boon of practical jokery.

But, yeah...Apparently Andy took the "Maybe I'll show up dead somewhere" part of my note *pretty* seriously. Just before he got freaked out enough to leave the apartment for good, he had deduced that I *was* in fact somewhere inside. He didn't come looking because he was afraid he'd find a corpse.

Man, it hard to keep a straight face as I type this.

I almost feel bad for the kid. Almost.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS OVER.

IZZY??? IZZY?! IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY!!!

*cues music*
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Lueshi: The Sculpture
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You still in the closet?
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So he never got my messages?
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When in Rome

No Izzy did.
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ha. good stuff!

..though that almost seems like an act, when you said he was more worried about you paying rent than you being alive. are you sure he's being truthful?
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zizzy

Andymancan, I think this should wrap your question - and this misadventure - up pretty nicely.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v239/SoulUnison/TEH%20CLOSET/Photo224copy.jpg
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

Wow. They gave you a talk about responsiblity? Maybe they should have given him a talk about doing his dish-duty.

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TO 500!
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My FC2K6 Bracket: 42/46 (missed Boss, phoenix, Ganon, MC)
Next match prediction: Lara

Yes... that does just about wrap everything up.

Nice subtitles.
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Ahh.."responsiblilty talk"

So, did you just come out and go through the front door?
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Well, apparently, I *HAD* fallen into a trap of his, albeit without knowing it.

I still had the "Don't find me, I might be a bloody corpse!" card in my hand, though.

The last time he left and returned, he'd folded an index card under the outside of the front door in a way that it would fall behind the door if the door way opened. Therefore, when he came home to find the kitchen tables moved, but the card still intact, he knew that, at least for the moment, I was SOMEWHERE in the apartment.

I gotta say, though. His searching is VERY lax. I heard him check the broom closet downstairs at least twice yesterday, but his entire scan of my bedroom consisted of him sticking his head in the door and taking a quick look around. I guess he figured there was no way I could fit in that closet. My aching back says otherwise.

Come to think of it, I've still got strawberry soda in there...

So yeah, in the end, the joke was slightly on me, but at least i have the satisfaction of knowing that I psychologically scarred a total jerk, and made his family stand up and see his jerk-ish ways.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

Yep. Just woke up this morning, showered, cleaned the apartment to a sparkle, and took off for a few hours.

The deal is sweetened by the fact that Andy had NO idea I had a heads-up his family was coming home with him, so I cleaned the closet just in case, did dishes, took out the garbage... Basically, I housemaided the apartment until it was PERFECT. Then, erased my pranks and notes to him, before I hung out and did some shopping in town.

When the family came home, instead of the hellhole that Andy had no doubt been telling them he was forced to live in because of little ol' me, they found a spotless apartment (with a clean minty smell,) and a concerned note on my bedroom door reading "You didn't come home last night, man. I'm worried about you. Went to the mall, give me a call so I know you're ok. -James"
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

Damn.....oh well, I guess it didn't end too badly, except for the ridiculous lecturing. Hopefully there was lots of confusion still when he came home with his dad and aunt.

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I wouldn't be surprised if you start hanging out in your closet more often for sentimental reasons.
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My FC2K6 Bracket: 42/46 (missed Boss, phoenix, Ganon, MC)
Next match prediction: Lara

Best. Prank. Ever.

You sir are ruler of the Universe
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End too badly?

It ended GREATLY!

Andy's family thinks hes an over dramatic, jealous slob.
I came off looking like a perfectly reasonable kid who probably should have told Andy where I was going.

That, and Andy knows I totally have his number.
I really don't think he's gonna mess with me anymore.

He was in the room while I talked with his mom and aunt. Near the end of the conversation, every time I glanced at him, I can honestly say I saw pure horror in his eyes. And, maybe a little bit of fear.
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
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ROFL.

I wish I was there when they got there just to see their faces...
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And you wanted a Word file on the first thread? I made one...
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Oh man, awesome. It' s a little disappointing that it's all over, though.
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A word file! Whoo! Send it here, please!

[email protected]

Great! Now I can read it over and over again to stroke my admittedly fragile ego!
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

It's REALLY long, so I removed the signatures and changed the format a little. I also deleted several of the deleted posts...
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Well done sir, well done.

I think Izz handled it really well. That'll do pig, that'll do.....err Izz I mean
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Dubba dubba dubba dubba dubba duh duh.......AUUGGGGHHHHH

The Closet is your new home away from home, eh?

Or rather, Home inside the home.
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I sent it.
Want me to make one on this part?
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Please and thank you!
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

sounds like you handled it smoothly then. the ending wasn't as good as it could have been, but still works. nice job.
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zizzy

No problem.

I'll try and get it to you tomorrow... I have to study so I can't spend very long editing the format.
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Oh, I don't think things are QUITE over yet. Just the closet chapter.

When I go home for Thanksgiving, I have half a mind to leave my house key with one of my close friends and say: "Here's Andy's work schedule. Now... Move some chairs."
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That would REALLY creep him out. He'd think the house is haunted. Do it.
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I g2g... I have through page 2 done on this one, but I have to study for a Calc test... I have a tendency of failing them, so I NEED to study for this one. I'll finish the Word file tomorrow. So ttyl until then.
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No problem, man. Thanks for the help!
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Good going Izzy, that was a great read :)

I tried saving the first topic on GameFAPs but it borked :(
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if gamefaps is still screwy tomorrow, I'll archive it myself and host it somewhere for you.
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zizzy

This is the best topic ever. You kept me on the edge of my seat for the past 500+ posts I had to read to catch up on. If I had a medal, I would so give you one right now.

You are a god among men. You stand up on the pillar of holiness with such people as Chuck Norris and The Guy On The Right. You will live on in Board 8's memory forever.
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?...we never answered the question "Why?" Why are we as a people worth saving? We still commit murder because of greed and spite and jealousy, and we still visit all of our sins upon our children. We refuse to accept the responsibility for anything we've done...?

:bowdown:

Izzyzy > all. This whole thing has been great; I'm glad to see you ended it well. Definitely keep up the chair thing, and others like it, if you can keep them up while you're not there it's even better.

Exactly how much did various people find out though? Did they figure out you were in the closet, or simply assume that you were at a friend's and just coming back to pull the pranks?

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Redundancy is repetitive.
See above.

Like I said, I haven't told ANYONE anything past that I moved the chairs. My story, and i'm sticking to it, is that I went and stayed at the dorms of the college Andy attends. It's not too much of a stretch of imagination for me to know people there that Andy wouldn't since it's a big school.

Beyond that, Andy figured out that I was somewhere in the apartment about 20 minutes before he left for the final time last night. However, he took the "Maybe i'll turn up dead" line in my note so seriously, that he was actually afraid to search the apartment - or even stay the night in it - thinking I might have hidden somewhere in the apartment and proceeded to kill myself.

I got off on my roommates fear of discovering corpses, apparently,
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{[::[OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SOMETHING-OR-OTHER]::]}
2.8 GHz DualCore CPU -- 2GB RAM -- 360 GB HDD -- 256MB Geforce 7800GTX

One day just maybe... you should move away from Andy and go to a new place with a different room mate and a bigger closet. Maybe that room mate will leave dirty dishes for you too. So you could pull a prank on the roomie.
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I've seen genocide funnier than you - Devilzoa/Omega

Did this deserve to die?

DISCUSS NAO!
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I've seen genocide funnier than you - Devilzoa/Omega

This can't fall!!!
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I've seen genocide funnier than you - Devilzoa/Omega