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thisispurecrap
10.31.2006 9:12:27 pm
#51:


Does actually killing the animal count as animal cruelty?
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x_Torch_x
10.31.2006 9:13:08 pm
#52:


he even said "I WANT SOME CRACK!"


.......


my faith in humanity has Halved


Welcome to my level.
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Ether_Sword
10.31.2006 9:13:38 pm
#53:


They always say animal cruelity.
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Brayze_II
10.31.2006 9:13:53 pm
#54:


kittens aren't animals you morons

they're a type of mold
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x_Torch_x
10.31.2006 9:14:21 pm
#55:


Cruel would be letting that poor kitten live. Look around you. You really think a kitten wants to be brought up in this world? I think not.

Your logic is flawless. I commend you.
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wowthisishard
10.31.2006 9:17:41 pm
#56:


Keep at it. You have to continue pissing the soccer moms off.
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BIGPUN9999
10.31.2006 9:17:47 pm
#57:


well, i took a break cause i still felt bad


anyways, i put on my Fatal Fury Hat (thats right, i have one)

and when i answered the doorbell, i yelled "RISING TACO!"

this startled one of the kids, and he took a step back and fell

i yelled "AW YEW OH KAAY??!!"

xD

i crack myself up
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x_Torch_x
10.31.2006 9:20:51 pm
#58:


No! go back to the Joker mask and scare them ****less!

They will remember this day for the rest of their lives.
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SensiShadeSlaye
10.31.2006 9:21:30 pm
#59:


XD

You should videotape this.
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trannyscience
10.31.2006 9:22:02 pm
#60:


you are having wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much fun.

I approve.
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TheLastOblesik
10.31.2006 9:23:28 pm
#61:


Yeah man...it's the Hispanic factor. Viva!
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ssupermario92
10.31.2006 9:23:45 pm
#62:


SensiShadeSlaye
Posted 10/31/2006 6:21:30 PM
message detail XD

You should videotape this.
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lol and post your tape on youtube
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X_Dante_X
10.31.2006 9:24:31 pm
#63:


Man, where do you live. If its anywhere close, I'm coming over with a video camera.
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wowthisishard
10.31.2006 9:25:53 pm
#64:


see if you can scare a kid and their parents so much that they drop their candy and run away. If they do, grab the dropped candy and put some chicken bones in the *insert whatever the kids carry it in here* and also put in some fake blood. They'll come back and be even more scared (or at least the kids will).
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BIGPUN9999
10.31.2006 9:29:10 pm
#65:


i wish, but i don't have a camcorder

the video option on my phone works, but i have to pay 20 bucks a month extra just so i can email the video to myself, so sorry guys ;_;

and i live in texas...


just had another group of kids

4 spider mans >_>

dude, whats wrong with kids today? they don't say Trick or Treat anymore

4 kids:"*stick out their bags*"
Me:">_>;;; what do you say? "
4 Kids:"give us candy please"


-_-;;
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X_Dante_X
10.31.2006 9:32:22 pm
#66:


Texas? Wrong T.
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Mozzezz
10.31.2006 9:37:22 pm
#67:


tag
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DJ_Atomika
10.31.2006 9:38:27 pm
#68:


also tag.
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RoboPhreeq
10.31.2006 9:39:39 pm
#69:


Haha, this topic delivers! Some of these parents are WAAYYYY overprotective - it's not like you garroted the kids on sight or something...
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BIGPUN9999
10.31.2006 9:41:08 pm
#70:


well, i just got a complaint about my jackolantern


he said kids aren't supposed to see something like that

and that he'll "make Calls"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/leotrejo/GangstaPumpkin.jpg


its not THAT bad, right?

well, i took it inside
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X_Dante_X
10.31.2006 9:42:23 pm
#71:


NO. DID NOT PUT IT IN.

He can do ****ing nothing to you. Put it back out, don't let him win.
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the champ999
10.31.2006 9:43:15 pm
#72:


Heh, I hid behind a bush right next to my porch, leaving the candy on the ground in my view.
Unfortunately, I couldn't think of anything better than talking to them, shaking the bush, and jumping out of the bush.

I think I need to practice. For next year.
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x_Torch_x
10.31.2006 9:43:18 pm
#73:


Uhhhhhh, yeah it kinda is
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DJ_Atomika
10.31.2006 9:44:50 pm
#74:


That Jack-o-lantern is twice as gangsta as the 75% of my towns youth that do everything in their power to try and convince everyone else that they're gangsta.


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ObscureMammoth
10.31.2006 9:45:34 pm
#75:


From DJ_Atomika
That Jack-o-lantern is twice as gangsta as the 75% of my towns youth that do everything in their power to try and convince everyone else that they're gangsta.

You live in Windsor too?
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kodadra
10.31.2006 9:46:16 pm
#76:


dude, whats wrong with kids today? they don't say Trick or Treat anymore

4 kids:"*stick out their bags*"
Me:">_>;;; what do you say? "
4 Kids:"give us candy please


I found out how to deal with these kids. You just stand there and wait. Say something like,"Yes, what would you like?" Either they will say it or leave. It's a win/win situation.
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RoboPhreeq
10.31.2006 9:46:20 pm
#77:


Absolutely laughing my ****ing ass off at that jack-o-lantern!

xD
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trannyscience
10.31.2006 9:46:35 pm
#78:


I dig the thug-o-lantern
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KleenexTissue50
10.31.2006 9:47:54 pm
#79:


My name is Kleenex and I approve of this topic.

(b'_')b
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x_Torch_x
10.31.2006 9:49:50 pm
#80:


I dig the thug-o-lantern

LOLOLOL!!
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ObscureMammoth
10.31.2006 9:50:31 pm
#81:


get some grass and put it int he paper.
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BIGPUN9999
10.31.2006 9:51:36 pm
#82:


a kid came dressed as anakin (he was dressed in black, had a Red light saber, and had a painted on scar)

since i was on the front step, i yelled out

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ANAKIN


he just stared at me and stuck out his bag

bastard >_>
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GoldenHawk147
10.31.2006 9:53:00 pm
#83:


Hey TC,
when you say joker mask do you mean like a jester or something, or The Joker from Batman? If it's the guy from Batman I'd like to see a pic if you got one, totally my favorite supervillan of all time.
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X_Dante_X
10.31.2006 9:53:17 pm
#84:


From now on, whenever they don't say Trick-or-Treat, Steal their Candy Bags. Say you didn't know they were here for candy, they were offering you candy randomly!
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x_Torch_x
10.31.2006 9:55:38 pm
#85:


^LMOA.

Big Pun, when the world is mine, your death thal be quick and painless.
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GanonNess
10.31.2006 9:56:08 pm
#86:


This topic is awesome and saddening at the same time. Kids these days suck and their parents are even worse.
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ExThaNemesis
10.31.2006 9:59:42 pm
#87:


I was Captain Jack Sparrow, but I had to work tonight.

It was rather uneventful, other than the two Playboy Bunnies that came into the restaurant and kept talkin' to me.
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BIGPUN9999
10.31.2006 10:02:13 pm
#88:


get some grass and put it int he paper.

welll, i almost bought a Real Cigar to put in his mouth, actually, i don't recall what stopped me, i should've done it


anyways, i was eating a Drumstick when i answered the door this time

this kid (he was AQUAMAN, wow)
was at the door, with a pillow case

i told him he was very brave for wearing that, and proceeded in giving him some candy (his parents were in a car across the street, from what i could tell)

and he looked in the bag, and demanded more candy!

WTF

that pissed me off

ok, so this is what i did. i grabbed a butterfinger from my bowl, and stuck my arm in the pillow case, and made it look like i was placing it in the bag.
what i ACTUALLY did, was put my arm in the bag, TOOK some candy, and quickly put it in my bowl. THE BASTARD WAS STILL STANDING THERE.

so, i did the same thing, the only difference was, i GAVE him the butterfinger. but i also gave him the half eaten Drumstick ;)

serves him right >_>


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X_Dante_X
10.31.2006 10:05:39 pm
#89:


...You're kidding.

Children... And the parents support it! I on the other hand, just turned off the lights and locked the door, and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I ignored it, and continued eating my candy. They could see me, and I wouldn't get up. I waved hello, and continued my business online. I then move the candy out of the doorway so they couldn't see me.
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X_Dante_X
10.31.2006 10:07:02 pm
#90:


I hate the kids who don't realize the door knocker on my door is decoration, not a real one, so they all want to feel cool and hit it as hard as ****ing possible.
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x_Torch_x
10.31.2006 10:08:03 pm
#91:


^ROFLMAO!!!!

You my friend, are a comic geious.
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DeathChicken
10.31.2006 10:08:39 pm
#92:


I went into one of the stores near here in my Pinhead costume and yelled "PINHEAD DEMANDS HILLARY DUFF CDS OR YOUR SOUL!!!!"

They just sort of stared <_<
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wowthisishard
10.31.2006 10:10:12 pm
#93:


lets start placing bets on how long until BIGPUN9999 gets killed by an angry mob of soccer moms.
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x_Torch_x
10.31.2006 10:12:14 pm
#94:


I put $20 bucks on 35 minutes!!
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Azp2k32
10.31.2006 10:12:39 pm
#95:


God, now I wish I didn't live somewhere where no one trick or treats and has a 100 foot drive way. >_> Throwing my alien mask at random bypassing cars would be amusing.... But too dangerous, there'd be DNA all over it.
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BIGPUN9999
10.31.2006 10:16:33 pm
#96:


ok...so a cop comes to my door

and says

"people have been complaining about the candy you've been giving them"

Me:"uh, i don't know what you're talking about sir.."

keep in mind this guy is more than 6 ft tall

Cop:"wise guy huh? get on the floor and spread"

Me:"WTF, I DIDN"T DO ANY.."

Cop:"NOW"



so..;.i proceeded on getting on the floor...



and then the bastard starts laughing

Guy:"lol, i'm not a real Police officer, this uniform was my dad's before he retired. HAHAHA"

and his kids come from around the corner laughing


so i was pwned. thanks Karma >_<
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SensiShadeSlaye
10.31.2006 10:17:12 pm
#97:


X...D..

Give that guy half your candy. He deserves it.
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Redtooth
10.31.2006 10:17:37 pm
#98:


See, now this is the very meaning of Halloween. Fear and tricks and such. I'm glad people like you still exist, thanks =D.

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X_Dante_X
10.31.2006 10:18:28 pm
#99:


XD Karma is a *****.

Now, what you do, is give him poisoned candy. Karma got you, so return the favor!
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10.31.2006 10:18:51 pm
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