From: Anagram | #011
The mosquitoes are a legitimate reason. Those things were everywhere and I didn't have any bug repellent because I hadn't known in advance.
You know, I've never been to Oregon, but I'm fairly certain you could have purchased some at a store.
And you wouldn't have had to pay sales tax.
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What, you think ponies grow on trees?
What kind of question is that? It's a large, four-legged mammal...