Favorite Riffs:
*A whole lot of scientists and army officals are in a HQ for the rocket ship*
Radio Operator: Neptune, can you read me?
Servo: This is Neptune, God of the Sea!
*Major Joe Nolan and Marla dance and kiss, then someone rings the buzzer.*
Servo: Ah, it's like Operation. Touch her there, and she buzzes!
*An air Sergeant interupts Nolan and Marla*
Nolan: What is it, Sergeant
Crow (as Sarge): My neck if fused to my spine, sir!
*Nolan and random Air police Sergeant talk to each other. The Sarge is noticably older than the Colonel.*
Joel: He's pretty old for a sergeant...
Servo: Must've punched an officer.
*Wilson and Nolan are flying a plane*
Crow: Ever flown one of these before?
Servo: Nope.
Crow: Neither have I.
*As the plane malfunctions, we pan to a reading for the geiger counter*
Servo: This place is loaded with goldak!
*The plane crashes in a jungle*
Servo: Thank you for flying Northwest.
Crow: Hey, we landed on a witch! Maybe the rest of the film will be in color.
*The plane crash survivors are walking around a forest with rifles out*
Servo: Hey guys, this reminds me of a movie I saw where two white hunters crashed in a jungle and...
Joel: Shh...
Crow: I wish we could have a charred broiled hamburger sandwich and some french fried potatos!
*After a grueling climbing sequence*
Wilson: Feels like we've been climbing for days.
Crow: Tell us about it...
*The survivors are in a cave after the ROCK CLIMBING sequence*
Joel (as Nolan): This is just for conversation, but if you were to eat someone, where would you start?
*After a few more minutes of ROCK CLIMBING...*
Servo: Kill them! Kill them all!
Joel: Hey guys, calm down, okay? It's just a movie, and we can handle it.
Servo: Okay, I guess you're right...
*beat*
Joel: WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE ARE WE WE?! CAN WE GET A POINT OF REFERENCE OR SOMETHING?! PLEASE!
*The movie fades to black after one of the actors die*
Crow: Okay, no more rock climbing.
*The films fade back in to... more ROCK CLIMBING*
All: NO!!!!
Servo: Even rock climbing movies don't have THIS much rock climbing.
Joel: Now this is where they shot Mad Monster, and a little ways down you can see Jungle Goddess, there's Rocketship XM and...
*One of the scientists falls over as a meat eating.. brontosaurous*
Nolan (turning back to see his ally down): Climb a tree!
Servo: Climb up to mouth level, real quick.
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In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D. ....