Favorite Riffs:
*during the opening credit music*
Servo: Kill the wabbits kill the wabbits...
*During Gamera's fire breath attack, Joel puts up his hands and 'warms them up.'*
Narrator: Gamera loves flames.
Crow: But they go straight to his hips.
*During the Native's dance and celebration, they all start freaking out due to a helicopter?*
Joel: What, did someone drop a coke bottle or something?
* Keisuke sees a family photo of Kawajiri, who was killed by a scorpion*
Crow: I wonder what his sign was. Scorpio?!
*The ocean is bubbling pretty terribly after a ship sinks*
Joel: It's Mr. Bubbles and boy is he cheesed.
*Missiles rise, ready to attack Barugon*
Servo: Good morning!
Joel: Hey there.
Crow: Morning.
Narrator: Gamera is attract to any sort of heat energy.
Crow (as Narrator): And I'm attract to Bea Arthur. Go figure.
*After Keisuke beats up Onodera, Karen starts to suck on his arm for.. some reason*
Servo: He's been shooting up.. Huh?
Joel: What in the world...
Servo: What's going on here?
Crow: This is one weird scene.
Joel (as Keisuke): You're one weird chick. Do you mind if I don't call you again?
Servo: He's just her type. A Positive!
*Karen, Keisuke, and a few scientists and doctors try to figure out what's up with Barugon*
Doctor: When a women is exposed to radiation during pregnancy, a freak is born.
Joel: Rick James? He's a Super Freak.
Servo: Whatever happened to Gamera? He got top billing.
Joel: He must have a great agent.
*Onodera is eaten by Barugon*
Crow: Why is he so sad? He killed his brother.
Joel: There's something about watching a man getting tongued to death.
Servo: That's the way I wanna go.
Crow: That's it. We're licked.
*Joel looks over at Crow*
Crow: Oh no. Sorry! Sorry!
*Joel rips off Crow's arm again and tosses it.*
Servo: That's what you get.
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In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D. ....