Here's a recap of WCW being bought. Shane and Vince feud, oh, and they're gonna fight. Hm.
Mick Foley's gonna be the guest ref.
Street fight: Shane McMahon vs. Vince McMahon
Shane working those elbow drops and Stephanie pleads for some end to the madness from Shane. Shane's beating down Vince with a sign.
It wouldn't be a Foley match without a no DQ stip. Shane with his arsenal of punches and fans cheer for the guy who's on WCW's team.
Vince is down on the spanish table and Shane goes to the top corner, he dives and puts himself through the table. Stephanie saved Vince.
Trish and Linda coming to the ring, I don't even understand this storyline. Linda's got lots of medication or something, who is aligned with who. Oh, well Trish has turned on Vince now and fights Stephanie. Stephanie slaps Foley, why not.
Stephanie runs out of the ring, holy crap she tripped and that was the worst acting job. Vince says a b word. He gives Foley a couple chair shots and puts Linda on a chair in the ring.
Vince is beating Shane with garbage cans then tossing them from the ring. He keeps almost hitting Heyman, I wonder if it's on purpose. Oh, Linda's up and she kicks Vince's groin. Foley beats up Vince too, what a ref. Shane leaps from one corner and dropkicks Vince in the other, that's a decent show of a spot. And Shane wins.
Here's a bunch of guys around the ring setting up tables and stuff.
TLC: Hardy Boyz vs. Edge & Christian vs. Dudley Boyz
Jeff does a springboard off Matt into both Dudleys, and there's quickly ladders and chairs in the ring. Jeff gets drop toe held (dropped toe hold? How do I tense) onto a chair. Edge tries jumping off a chair to clothesline, the chair is half bent.
Both Hardys fly off ladders onto Christian. Edge gets hit with the Dudley headbutt. GET THE TABLES. The crowd knows how this works.
Jeff gets powerbombed through Edge and a table. Now there's four tables set up outside. And there's three ladders in the ring, everyone going up. And of course they all fall off.
Out runs some guy, Spike Dudley? Who is this? Well, he takes out both Edge and Christian. And Rhyno is here too, he's Edge and Christian's friend? Matt speared through a table. Oh, and out comes Lita, everyone has an ally. Lita gives Rhyno a hurricanrana and her pants are half off. Lita gives Spike a hard chair shot and off goes the shirt. 3D on Lita!
Jeff is up on a 20 foot ladder and he swanton bombs Rhyno and Spike, he's dead too.
D-Von and Christian both have the belts, Matt moves the ladder. They both fall down and Jeff tries walking across three ladders, he can't complete the spot. Jeff's foot is in the ladder and he's hanging, Edge with a spear! Jeff is gonna need to many meds after this match.
Matt and Bubba are both on the huge ladder in the ring, Rhyno pushes it and Matt and Bubba fall through four table and they break in spectacular fashion. Rhyno helps up Christian and he gets both belts.
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ONLY FIVE CAN LADDER.
Sushi, kamikaze, fujiyama, nippon-ichi...