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| Topic | The Trump solution to the high cost of eggs would be to: |
| Shotgunnova 02/12/25 3:40:09 AM #25: | I have the best egg ideas, the best, the best. People have been saying this a lot and who am I to argue with their very, very correct ideas? They almost want to call me Donald..."Egg Guy"...Trump. It has a nice ring to it. They come up to me and say, "what's the secret to eggs?" They say it all the time, no matter where I go in the world. They're egg junkies. Sometimes I tell them the secret: deport Mexican hens and make them pay for our coops. They're shocked; they can't believe the wisdom coming from my brain. Sometimes they struggle with my bigly intellectual ideas -- I'm an ideas guy <gesticulates wildly> -- but, like I always say, the light is darkest at the base of the windmill. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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