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TopicPolitics Containment Topic 468: South Carerdddd (The D stands for Dementia)
FFDragon
11/04/25 1:26:45 PM
#148:


Somehow both nottheonion and actually onions

https://bsky.app/profile/jamieson.bsky.social/post/3m4svmsyiss2w

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.

imagine perjuring yourself over a footlong

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