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There are two problems with me being a Superhero:

1) Even if I have all the usual good intentions, protecting the innocent and such, I probably would be way too merciless to be seen as good.

There are simply way too many crimes where I think that resocialisation or a second chance is just a pipedream.

And this is 100% guaranteed. If I were able to judge others, I would say "fuck them" way too many times.

2) The second line is much worse and my own greed. Assuming I'm unstoppable Superman, what would stop me from robbing some bank? Stealing the money from some rich assholes, and use it as my own reward?

So, yeah, I'm confident to say that I would do a lot to improve the world. Cleaning plastic in the ocean, cleaning up with the terrorists in Ukraine, Iran, Syria, Africa and so on, and protecting the citizen here and there. There are more than enough problems to be solved, and people abusing others.

But that doesn't mean that my concept of instant karma and would be seen as moral enough by the majority (hell, even I know that it's wrong to be that impulsive), and it doesn't mean that I could resist my own greed or desires at all.