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Topic | FINISH HIM! Trdl Ranks 62 User-Nominated Finishing Moves |
trdl23 05/20/18 7:54:23 PM #28: | #58: Turtle Paratroopers Character: Ernest P. Worrell and the Second Chancers Source: Ernest Goes to Camp Nominator: redrocket (2/5 remaining) Aesthetics: 3 Dominance: 2 Damn: 5 Final Score: 10/30 What the fuck did I just watch. I just... I don't know. Why did the good guys think this was an effective idea? How did the turtles all land on top of the bad guys to attack them? Why did everyone go into a panic at a moment's notice? How did this lead to ALL of the bad guys' stuff catching on fire? The absurdity of it is indescribable... but I actually like this kind of thing. There's no denying this is a "finishing move" at least. I've been bitten by a turtle before, and those things don't play around, even the little ones. This falls into the same "God damn it" camp as the Scott Pilgrim nomination, but the presentation and ridiculousness of it won me over just a bit in other categories. Is there any airborne combat clip that Ride of the Valkyries doesn't make better? (No, no there isn't.) Still, I cannot legitimately put this any higher. --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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