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I had the chest surgery today. It was not successful. Part of the dialysis graph has come loose and is blocking access to my heart and proper dialysis.

Therefore, I'm still in the hospital, and I have to wait for the specialist to perform the operation. However, my normal vascular specialist is in France on vacation with his wife and kids for the next week.

I meet thr doctor who us taking his place and he somehow hit himself in the face with a baseball bat and now has a giant black eye. These are my doctors. I'm probably going to die.

My wife was scared because she was not convinced that he did actually hit himself with the baseball bat. She thinks he owes the vietnamese mafia gaming debt money, and since he is a surgeon, they can't break his fingers so they took it off on his face.

I love my wife. I hate hospitals.
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