I never understood why any reasonably intelligent, heterosexual man would ever feel the need to engage in anal with a woman.
Anal is disgusting.
Exit only.
Seriously. Who wants to smell shit while having sex?
Awww, did I just trigger some of you anal lovers on this board? lmao
"It only stinks if she didn't clean!"---random idiot #1 "My girlfriend bleaches her asshole!"---random idiot #2 "It feels so much better than vagina!"---random idiot #3 "You don't have to worry about getting her pregnant!"---random idiot #4....(okay, this idiot might have a sliiiight point. But if you are really THAT worried about getting her pregnant, why not just wrap it up, dumbass? Or oral. Or other birth control. Or just play Mario Kart.)
When it comes to anal, I've always looked at it this way: Why would you even bother to eat at that restaurant when there's a much better place right around the corner?
;)
Besides, I don't think I've met a single woman alive who genuinely likes anal. It's like taking a shit....but backwards. Not always pleasant. Gotta loosen her up. A lot. If she is already loose....that's nasty in and of itself. If she likes it....that's kinda disturbing and speaks volumes of her whoredom.
I dunno. Personally, I've noticed that the types of guys who are obsessed with anal, are the types of guys who are also overly aggressive frat bros who are running from their own, deep-seeded homosexual desires.
So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how triggered are you by my thoughts? Because I'm gunna guess some of you are at a 15 right now. LoL!
The only one triggered here is you lol ---
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito. Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it.