Board 8 > All Purpose Wrestling Topic 138: Hey Colt Cabana, how ya doing?

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TimJab
06/28/11 12:41:00 PM
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Gr8CyberMonkey
06/28/11 12:42:00 PM
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HE'S BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!

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Tom Bombadil
06/28/11 12:43:00 PM
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Topic 138: Whoops, I broke the fourth wall!

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Panthera
06/28/11 12:46:00 PM
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I approve

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TimJab
06/28/11 12:50:00 PM
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I saw Grantland described as a place for people who know what Grantland refers to. So maybe this will just be a website for people who can spell Thesz?

That's a good point.

I also thought www.thepress.com was a lock to be taken but I'm not really sure what's going on there.

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06/28/11 12:50:00 PM
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Doofus.

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 12:52:00 PM
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We definitely can't call it "The Lou Thesz Press," I don't think, not without permission. Definitely has to be just "The Thesz Press"

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muddersmilk
06/28/11 12:52:00 PM
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Are you suggesting we lure him away by offering him more money than ESPN can? <_<

Actually, I was going to suggest we try and get him to write a quick guest column to get some publicity for the site.

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TimJab
06/28/11 12:52:00 PM
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I like it better without the "Lou" anyway.

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Gr8CyberMonkey
06/28/11 12:53:00 PM
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One of the first Thesz Press articles should be a call for more body hair in professional wrestling. Look how manly!:
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-FFDragon-
06/28/11 12:54:00 PM
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Giant Bernard mega-push incoming

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 12:54:00 PM
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Yeah, heel Punk was better with chest hair. Now he just has chest tattoos.

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SmartMuffin
06/28/11 12:55:00 PM
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I'd just like to get rid of the "long shirt with trunks" look that Miz seems to be in love with.

It looks like he's wearing a dress.

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TimJab
06/28/11 12:56:00 PM
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I was trying to think up a good pun for the name of the podcast but the only pods and casts I can think of in wrestling are in Elimination Chambers and the ones used by heels as foreign objects (or by Matt Hardy).

Not much ammunition there!

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TimJab
06/28/11 12:57:00 PM
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Oh my God what am I talking about.

The podcast could just be called "Ohhhh Radio".

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Viktor Vaughn
06/28/11 12:58:00 PM
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how did i just now realize that podcast is a play on broadcast

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Chronic1000
06/28/11 1:03:00 PM
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A wrestling website? Oh! Oh! Can I have WCW stuff on there?

Also, taggage.

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 1:04:00 PM
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I'm just imagining our logo

THE THESZ PRESS in big newspaper bold type font with this picture to the left of it

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With a progression of great Champions across the background in soft focus behind the site name leading to this on the right opposite Lou:
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PrivateBiscuit1
06/28/11 1:05:00 PM
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Here's the first two episodes of Colt Cabana's web series: Creative Has Nothing For You!




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Viktor Vaughn
06/28/11 1:07:00 PM
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http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2011/06/20/18306756.html

an article on colt cabana's podcast

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 1:13:00 PM
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uhohitsthebigo BIG O
just received a VERY IMPORTANT phone call... thing are in motion fellas... Keep marking out for the BIG O or BUST AND RYDER REVOLUTIONS !

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muddersmilk
06/28/11 1:21:00 PM
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JaKyL25 posted...
uhohitsthebigo BIG O
just received a VERY IMPORTANT phone call... thing are in motion fellas... Keep marking out for the BIG O or BUST AND RYDER REVOLUTIONS !


About time. The moment I saw that guy I wondered why the WWE didn't immediately go out and sign him.

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Highwind89
06/28/11 1:21:00 PM
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Tag
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JaKyL25
06/28/11 1:22:00 PM
#24:


What would his FCW name be?

The Big U?

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TimJab
06/28/11 1:22:00 PM
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From: JaKyL25 | #018
I'm just imagining our logo

THE THESZ PRESS in big newspaper bold type font with this picture to the left of it

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With a progression of great Champions across the background in soft focus behind the site name leading to this on the right opposite Lou:
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Despite UltraMantis being incredibly awesome, he's never held a single championship!

What would the progression of champs look like anyway? I'd limit it to one guy per era:

Thesz ---> Bruno ---> Race ---> Flair ---> Hogan ---> Bret ---> HBK, Austin, or Rock ---> Triple H ---> Cena

With Cena being to the right of the title?

Things get complicated in the 90s. HBK seems too close to Bret (especially since Bret was still around), and Austin and Rock won their first world titles just a few months apart. I also feel like Jericho should be in there because he was undisputed champ and because he's ****ing Jericho. Hmmm.

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Viktor Vaughn
06/28/11 1:22:00 PM
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http://www.facebook.com/pages/John-Layfield/194176253533

jbl video bloggin

he talks a bit about cm punk

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muddersmilk
06/28/11 1:26:00 PM
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HBK, Austin, or Rock

I'd have to say Austin.

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 1:30:00 PM
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Despite UltraMantis being incredibly awesome, he's never held a single championship!

He will come November!

I was thinking maybe a bit more diverse progression of guys that are all awesome in some way, not just like the " top representative of their era" guys.

Just off the top of my head:
Lou Thesz --> Bobo Brazil --> Mil Mascaras --> Ric Flair (center) --> Mitsuharu Misawa --> Chris Jericho --> Austin Aries

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Panthera
06/28/11 1:35:00 PM
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So I'm watching the Raw replay now since I missed it last night (aside from Punk's promo which I Youtubed this morning). If people remember my comments on Sin Cara and his finisher before he made his official debut, I said I didn't like how overly spinny La Mistica was. The version he did on Bourne last night? Exactly the way I thought would look better. Not as over the top but still very flashy. I like it.

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Haguile
06/28/11 1:36:00 PM
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From: JaKyL25 | #024
What would his FCW name be?

The Big U?


No, they would go with Big O but make him sell the name to them.

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 1:37:00 PM
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But even if we did do a progression of people I think your original idea of Thesz visible on the left is best, and no one should be "coming out the other end" at the right. Even the last guy should be in soft focus behind the blog title. Just Thesz in hard focus.

I just wanted to throw a shoutout to UMB.

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Viktor Vaughn
06/28/11 1:38:00 PM
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"Big" Orville Broskowski

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 1:39:00 PM
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Those pics I posted of Batista certainly challenge his "More Weights = More Dates" philosophy.

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Haguile
06/28/11 1:41:00 PM
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Big O also expanded on that theory via twitter. More flex=more sex. I think he wanted to say that in an episode but Ryder wants to keep it PG or something.

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 1:42:00 PM
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More Clean & Jerk = Less Jerk & Clean

If he hasn't used that yet I offer it to him free of charge.

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Panthera
06/28/11 1:44:00 PM
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From: Haguile | #034
Big O also expanded on that theory via twitter. More flex=more sex. I think he wanted to say that in an episode but Ryder wants to keep it PG or something.


Wait so the IWC has to hate him now right?

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Gr8CyberMonkey
06/28/11 1:46:00 PM
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Wow Jakyl, that's impressive.

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Haguile
06/28/11 1:47:00 PM
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From: Panthera | #036
Wait so the IWC has to hate him now right?


Hey I'm just guessing! He repeats more flex=more sex often enough on twitter, but never said it on an episode, so I figure Ryder doesn't want him to say it.

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 1:49:00 PM
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http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/218-pro-wrestling-wwe/59579236

Haven't listened to the interview posted in this topic to see if it's true or not but LOL I guess Orton doesn't worry about pissing people off.

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Haguile
06/28/11 1:57:00 PM
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It seems like Orton starts to joke around about 11 minutes in. The interview is hilarious.

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Psycho_Kenshin
06/28/11 2:08:00 PM
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I haven't watched wrestling in a few years, but I will post in a Colt Cabana topic! That guy is the man, ha Punk referenced him on TV? That's groovin', and he didn't call him Scotty Goldman or whathaveya?

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Haguile
06/28/11 2:09:00 PM
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From: Psycho_Kenshin | #041
I haven't watched wrestling in a few years, but I will post in a Colt Cabana topic! That guy is the man, ha Punk referenced him on TV? That's groovin', and he didn't call him Scotty Goldman or whathaveya?


It's impossible to describe the scene.


Just watch it. It's 6 minutes long.

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JaKyL25
06/28/11 2:09:00 PM
#43:


Correct. He looked right at the camera and waved and said the topic title here, right after he said that when he wins the WWE Title he might take it back to Ring of Honor.

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Haguile
06/28/11 2:16:00 PM
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So Mark Henry is not a safe worker, apparently. And neither is Khali.

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Gr8CyberMonkey
06/28/11 2:16:00 PM
#45:


Haguile posted...
So Mark Henry is not a safe worker, apparently. And neither is Khali.

SHOCKED

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Viktor Vaughn
06/28/11 2:17:00 PM
#46:


don't care henry still owns

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Haguile
06/28/11 2:18:00 PM
#47:


I KNOW. RANDY IS SURPRISING EVERYONE.
Also apparently the writers write Rock's promos and Cena's are all unscripted. Huh.

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Psycho_Kenshin
06/28/11 2:20:00 PM
#48:


Ha not bad, Colt Cabana's name being spoken on TV is the best part of that shoot segment.

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Haguile
06/28/11 2:22:00 PM
#49:


The Orton interview is hilarious. It's actually making me sort of like him.

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Viktor Vaughn
06/28/11 2:24:00 PM
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gross

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