Board 8 > So here's some Sue Sylvester quotes *mild spoilers for Glee*

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Raka_Putra
07/04/11 9:44:00 AM
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In the loving memory of her run in the Save My Random Character contest...

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''What's that smell? It's coffee. It's usually masked by the smell of fear.''
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"You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent."
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"I'll often yell at homeless people: 'Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once."
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"Will, I made a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass"
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"Oh hey there, William, I thought I'd smell cookies wafting from the ovens of your little elves that live in your hair"
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Sue: "Iron tablet? It keeps your strength up when you menstruate."
Will: "I don't menstruate."
Sue: "Neither do I."
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"I have to be honest, Will. I'm having a really difficult time hearing anything you have to say today because your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist animated Disney character to pop up and start singing songs about living on the bayou."
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Will: "I should shake your hand."
Sue: "Not unless you got some hand sanitizer. I've seen that car you drive. I don't want to catch poor."
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''So you like show tunes. It doesn't mean you're gay. It just means you're awful.''
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''I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.'
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''You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard.''
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''I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.''
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''I can't stand the sight of kids getting emotional, unless it's from physical exhaustion.''
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"Sometimes people ask me, "Sue, how come you're so sensitive to minorities?" Well, I'll tell you why. Because I know firsthand how hard it is to struggle as a minority in America today. I'm 1/16th Comanche Indian. In fact, I like minorities so much, I'm thinking of moving to California to become one. ''
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''I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once, and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling.''
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''...I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house...and punch you in the face.''
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Sue Sylvester: "Alright everybody listen up. When you hear your name called, cross over to my side of this black shiny thing"
Will Schuester: "That's called a piano, Sue"
Sue Sylvester: "Santana, Wheels, Gay Kid. Come on, move it! Asian, Other Asian, Aretha, and Shaft. "
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Raka_Putra
07/04/11 9:44:00 AM
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[to Brittany and Santana]: "Hello, Tweedle Stupid, Tweedle Fake Boobs."
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“I’m reasonably confident you will be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn’t make you look like a lesbian. Love ya like a sister.”
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“I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don’t know. I don’t care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners.”
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“Every time I try to destroy that club, it comes back stronger than some sexually ambiguous horror movie villain.”
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“I got a satellite interview. That’s lingo for an interview, via satellite.”
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"That was the most offensive thing I've seen in twenty years of teaching. And that includes an elementary school production of Hair."
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"You don't deserve the power of Madonna. Simply put, you have all the sexuality of all those pandas down at the zoo who refuse to mate."
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Will Schuester: Okay look Sue. If you're back let's bury the hatchet.
Sue Sylvester: I won't be burying any hatchets William unless I happen to get a clear shot to your groin. You humiliated me.
Will Schuester: You did this to yourself Sue. All I did was enjoy watching it happen.
Sue Sylvester: Yeah, well enjoy this William. Now that I'm back and my position is secured I will not stop until you're fired and your little Glee Club is annihilated into oblivion.
Will Schuester: Bring it.
Sue Sylvester: Oh I will bring it, William. You know what else I'm gonna to bring? I'm gonna bring some Asian cookery to wipe your head with. Cause right now you've got enough product in your hair to season a wok.
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"You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded, *that's* hard!"
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"You think this is hard? I'm living with Hepatitis, *that's* hard!"
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Principal Figgins: Sue, the directors both from the Jane Adams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf have informed me you gave them the New Directions set list.
Sue Sylvester: You have no proof.
Principal Figgins: The set lists were on Cheerios letterhead.
Sue Sylvester: I didn't do it.
Principal Figgins: They say "From the Desk of Sue Sylvester'.
Sue Sylvester: Circumstantial evidence.
Principal Figgins: They're written in your handwriting.
Sue Sylvester: Forgeries.
Principal Figgins: Sue there is an orgy of evidence stacked against you!

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Raka_Putra
07/04/11 8:27:00 PM
#3:


Atop.

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Justin_Crossing
07/04/11 8:28:00 PM
#4:


brittany is better

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Raka_Putra
07/04/11 9:52:00 PM
#5:


Yeah, no doubt about that.

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Raka_Putra
07/06/11 3:00:00 AM
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Bump.

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Raka_Putra
07/06/11 9:05:00 AM
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Bump.

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Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer
07/06/11 9:09:00 AM
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I miss when Glee was a good show.

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Suprak the Stud
07/06/11 9:38:00 AM
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I miss when Glee was a good show.

Ugh. Me too. I don't know what happened.

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