Board 8 > South Park Moments: Eric Cartman (THE day to vote)

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Welcome to the South Park Moments project. We're deciding the best moments for the characters you love, so here are the basics:

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Today's character: Eric Cartman...enough said.
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OPTIONS (part one):
Discovering he had an anal probe in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
Getting buff for his television debut in "Weight Gain 4000"
Singing "Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat B****," first seen in "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo"
Discovering Stan and Kyle recorded his tea party in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
Searching for his dad in "Cartman's Mom is (Still) a Dirty Slut"
Singing "Come Sail Away," first seen in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"
Becoming a cop in "Chickenlover"
Relying on a monkey at a spelling bee in "Hooked On Monkey Fonics"
Being forced to take swimming lessons despite the younger kids peeing in the pool in "Summer Sucks"
Singing the Cheesy Poofs theme-song for a commercial in "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
Acting tough for his new teenage-friends at his clubhouse in "Clubhouses"
Becoming a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li for a bull-riding contest in "Cow Days"
Yelling at minorities for filling the waterparks and peeing in "Pee"
Being crucified in "Spontaneous Combustion"
Filling a tub with calamine lotion in "Chickenpox"
Getting evidence of Shelly inviting her boyfriend over in "Cat Orgy"
Dealing with his eye-doctor in "The Succubus"
Befriending the Jakovasaurs in "Jakovasaurs"
Leading the Confederacy in a reenactment to win so he can win a bet in "The Red Badge of Gayness"
Seeing little Christina Aguilera monsters in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus"
Looking for the Brown Noise in "World Wide Recorder Concert"
Smuggling cigarettes in juvenile hall in "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"
Becoming NAMBLA's poster-boy in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
Losing his kidney in "Cherokee Hair Tampons"
Building a church to preach in "Probably"
Fusing with his new Trapper Keeper in "Trapper Keeper"
Running a candy black-market in "Fat Camp"
Creating the boy band "Fingerbang" in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"
Having the children take over South Park by telling the police they were "molestered" in "The Wacky Molestation Adventure"
Telling Mr. Garrison to suck his balls during class in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
Defeating Saddam Hussein with his malfunctioning V-chip in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
Running slowly and out of breath through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
Inheriting a million dollars to buy his theme park in "Cartmanland"
Playing Looney Tunes-antics on Osama bin Laden in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
Losing his ability to laugh in "How to Eat With Your Butt"

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OPTIONS (part two):
Selling aborted fetuses in "Kenny Dies"
Singing "Heat of the Moment" with Congress in "Kenny Dies"
Going onto the Maury Povich Show in "Freak Strike"
Creating a "SeaCiety" in "The Simpsons Already Did It"
Interrupting Tweek while he's in his happy place in "Free Hat"
Drinking Kenny's ashes in "A Ladder to Heaven"
Making a business out of spreading feces on walls in "My Future Self 'n' Me"
Attacking Kyle with a wiffle-ball bat in "Toilet Paper"
Jennifer Lopez and Mitch Conner coming to life in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
Leading an army inspired by "The Passion of the Christ"
Nominating a turd sandwich to become the school's new mascot in "Douche and Turd"
Sabotaging plans to destroy Wal-Mart in "Something Wall Mart This Way Comes"
Killing Kyle with AIDS at the end of his story in "Woodland Critter Christmas"
Having a "wardrobe malfunction" when he thought he was invisible in "Good Times With Weapons"
Ridding South Park of hippies in "Die Hippie, Die"
Fighting to inherit Kenny's PSP by claiming they were BFFs in "Best Friends Forever"
Eating all of the skin off of the fried chicken and leaving immediately afterward in "The Death of Eric Cartman"
Atoning for all of his bad deeds with fruit baskets in "The Death of Eric Cartman"
Robbing Kyle of his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
Leading a Ginger-army after becoming a Ginger in "Ginger Kids"
Crapping out of his mouth after putting food up his ass in "Red Hot Catholic Love"
Coaching Jimmy through his date in "Erection Day"
Trying to sneak into Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore party in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
Trying to have a flashback to 1776 instead of studying in "I'm a Little Bit Country"
Scheming a free trip to Casa Bonita in "Casa Bonita"
Replying it was 'totally' worth it when the cops caught him at Casa Bonita in "Casa Bonita"
Playing a robot to trick Butters in "AWESOM-O"
Teaching Stan how to whine to his mom in "Preschool"
Becoming a psychic in "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
Leading "Faith Plus One" in "Christian Rock Hard"
Taking a picture of himself with Butters's wang in his mouth in "Cartman Sucks"
Analyzing people for lice in "Lice Capades"
Saving Kyle in "Smug Alert"
Fighting Kyle in "Cartoon Wars Part II"
Manipulating Fox to pull an episode of Family Guy in "Cartoon Wars Part II"
Eating and s***ting fake treasure in "ManBearPig"
S***ting on Ms. Cartman in "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
Blaming Kyle for 9/11 in "Mystery of the Urinal Deuce"
Becoming the Dawg in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
Freezing himself to make the Wii come sooner in "Go God Go"
Calling himself from the future in "Go God Go XII"
Fighting the midget in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
Having Mexicans write their essays in "D-Yikes!"
Jumping homeless people in "Night of the Living Homeless"
Giving himself Tourette's Syndrome in "Le Petit Tourette"
Winning his bet against Kyle about leprechauns in "Imaginationland"
Scheming to get the girls' list of how hot the boys are in "The List"
Giving Kyle AIDS in "Tonsil Trouble"
Saving cats in "Major Boobage"

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OPTIONS (part three)
Teaching inner-city kids to cheat in "Eek, a P****!"
Making Butters sneak away to Super Fun Time in "Super Fun Time"
Holding P.F. Chang's hostage in "The China Probrem"
Learning that everyone thinks he's cool after he gets beat up by Wendy in "Breast Cancer Show"
Making fun of Scott Malkinson's lisp in "Elementary School Musical"
Becoming The Coon, first seen in "The Coon"
Preaching about the economy in "Margaritaville"
Stealing Jimmy's joke in "Fishsticks"
Singing "Somalian Pirates, We!" in "Fatbeard"
Singing "Poker Face" in "Whale Whores"
Telling off the motorcyclists in "The F Word"
Using the morning announcements a la Glenn Beck to slam Wendy in "Dances With Smurfs"
Watching the Facebook stock market in "You Have 0 Friends"
Dealing out KFC's fried chicken a la Scarface in "Medicinal Fried Chicken"
Mitch Conner acting like a black man who uses Obama to get into Dr. Mephesto's lab in "201"
Crying about being half-Ginger in "201"
Racing in NASCAR in "Poor and Stupid"
Assaulting his partners in "Coon 2: Hindsight"
Asking what should he do in "Mysterion Rises"
Teaming with Cthulhu in "Mysterion Rises"
Accusing Mrs. Cartman of f***ing him through-out "HUMANCENTiPAD"
Freaking out about p****-sizes in "T.M.I."
Treating college sports like slavery in "Crack Baby Athletic Association"



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I'll vote sometime after work. I recommend you vote before then!

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there's just too many <_<

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Where's the minorities song in "Pee"?

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There certainly are a lot of choices!

As for his song about pee, I'll be glad to add it if you wish to vote specifically for that. "Yelling at minorities for filling the waterparks and peeing in "Pee"" is already an option though if you feel that would suit you better!

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Also, don't let the number of options scare you away from voting -- if you wish to just name some off the top of your head instead of speed-reading through nearly 10,000 characters worth of Cartman-moments, I can likely piece 'em together from there. Just try to be specific.

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Wow. This was f***ing tough >_<

so many awesome moments/scenes/episode premises. I literally have to make like 7 or 8 rounds of cuts to narrow it down to 10.

+5 Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die" (Cartman usually pwns people when it comes to mental games, but Scott had him completely outclassed in this one until the very end when Cartman revealed the ace he had up his sleeve)

+4 Giving himself Tourette's Syndrome in "Le Petit Tourette" (There have been many "Cartman is his own worst enemy" moments when he f***s himself over, but this one is my favorite)

+3 Playing a robot to trick Butters in "AWESOM-O" (Such an awesome episode, from the robotic voice to the movie ideas to the "Are you a pleasure unit?" scene to Cartman getting pwned in the end after all he went through to avoid it)

+2 Leading the Confederacy in a reenactment to win so he can win a bet in "The Red Badge of Gayness" (Loved this episode)

+1 Freezing himself to make the Wii come sooner in "Go God Go" (Another hilarious instance of Cartman f***ing himself over)

HMs:

Becoming a cop in "Chickenlover" (props to the origin of RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!)
Atoning for all of his bad deeds with fruit baskets in "The Death of Eric Cartman"
Robbing Kyle of his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
Taking a picture of himself with Butters's wang in his mouth in "Cartman Sucks"
Singing "Poker Face" in "Whale Whores" (this rendition of that song was the first time I ever heard anything by lady gaga)

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+5 - Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
+4 - Stealing Jimmy's joke in "Fishsticks"
+3 - Searching for his dad in "Cartman's Mom is (Still) a Dirty Slut"
+2 - Dealing with his eye-doctor in "The Succubus"
+1 - Eating all of the skin off of the fried chicken and leaving immediately afterward in "The Death of Eric Cartman"
HM - Trying to have a flashback to 1776 instead of studying in "I'm a Little Bit Country"
HM - Accusing Mrs. Cartman of f***ing him through-out "HUMANCENTiPAD"
HM - Eating and s***ting fake treasure in "ManBearPig"
HM - Jennifer Lopez and Mitch Conner coming to life in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
HM -Defeating Saddam Hussein with his malfunctioning V-chip in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"

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I also had to cut it down a lot of times. It really got hard once it was down to twenty-five or so!

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+5 - Leading the Confederacy in a reenactment to win so he can win a bet in "The Red Badge of Gayness"
+4 - Attacking Kyle with a wiffle-ball bat in "Toilet Paper"
+3 - Having a "wardrobe malfunction" when he thought he was invisible in "Good Times With Weapons"
+2 - Minorities song in "Pee."
+1 - Trying to have a flashback to 1776 instead of studying in "I'm a Little Bit Country"
HM - Jumping homeless people in "Night of the Living Homeless"
HM - Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
HM - Becoming a psychic in "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
HM - Becoming NAMBLA's poster-boy in "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
HM - Becoming the Dawg in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"

I made a list of about 25 things and then eventually I just gave up.

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Seeing little Christina Aguilera monsters in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus"

That was in Timmy 2000.

+5 - Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
+4 - Becoming the Dawg in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
+3 - Telling Mr. Garrison to suck his balls during class in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
+2 - Leading "Faith Plus One" in "Christian Rock Hard"
+1 - Leading the Confederacy in a reenactment to win so he can win a bet in "The Red Badge of Gayness"

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5 Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
4 Leading an army inspired by "The Passion of the Christ"
3 S***ting on Ms. Cartman in "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
2 Having a "wardrobe malfunction" when he thought he was invisible in "Good Times With Weapons"
1 Becoming The Coon, first seen in "The Coon"
HM - Inheriting a million dollars to buy his theme park in "Cartmanland"
HM - Trying to have a flashback to 1776 instead of studying in "I'm a Little Bit Country"
HM - Giving himself Tourette's Syndrome in "Le Petit Tourette"
HM - Teaching inner-city kids to cheat in "Eek, a P****!"
HM - Accusing Mrs. Cartman of f***ing him through-out "HUMANCENTiPAD"

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Hit it again until morning.

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