Board 8 > I own a fleshlight. Ask me anything.

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thundersheep 07/18/11 8:34:00 PM #1:	Yep. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain <cite>thundersheep posted [p:108520] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> Yep. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylumhttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RevolverSaro 07/18/11 8:35:00 PM #2:	I used to own one. The Endurance training Unit. Pretty bad ass. -- "Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant. "Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood <cite>RevolverSaro posted [p:108521] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> I used to own one. The Endurance training Unit. Pretty bad ass. -- "Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant."Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uglyface2 07/18/11 8:36:00 PM #3:	Is it the standard variant, or one of the celebrity mold editions? <cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:108522] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> Is it the standard variant, or one of the celebrity mold editions? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowHalo17 07/18/11 8:37:00 PM #4:	Why? -- *~Halo* There is no Crane, only Scarecrow! http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3739/scarecrowq.jpg <cite>ShadowHalo17 posted [p:108523] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> Why? -- ~Halo There is no Crane, only Scarecrow!http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3739/scarecrowq.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thundersheep 07/18/11 8:40:00 PM #5:	From: Uglyface2 \| #003 Is it the standard variant, or one of the celebrity mold editions? Standard, the one Saro mentioned. From: ShadowHalo17 \| #004 Why? In short, advertising works on me, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I listen to Joe Rogan's podcast regularly and he's always talking about how great it is (they're a sponsor) so I figured I'd try it out. As Joe puts it "You're going to whack off anyways, why not make it better?" -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain <cite>thundersheep posted [p:108524] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> From: Uglyface2 \| #003Is it the standard variant, or one of the celebrity mold editions?Standard, the one Saro mentioned. From: ShadowHalo17 \| #004Why?In short, advertising works on me, and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I listen to Joe Rogan's podcast regularly and he's always talking about how great it is (they're a sponsor) so I figured I'd try it out. As Joe puts it "You're going to whack off anyways, why not make it better?" -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylumhttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pjbasis 07/18/11 8:42:00 PM #6:	Does it really make it better? <cite>pjbasis posted [p:108525] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> Does it really make it better? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Biolizard28 07/18/11 8:43:00 PM #7:	Do you keep it in plain sight? -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo Now this is entertainment! <cite>Biolizard28 posted [p:108526] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> Do you keep it in plain sight? -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmoNow this is entertainment! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thundersheep 07/18/11 8:47:00 PM #8:	From: pjbasis \| #006 Does it really make it better? Not until I finish, no. I mean it's kinda weird. I've never been the type to "immerse" myself in the experience. So it feels pretty damn goofy holding the thing and going at it. But finishing in it is pretty close to the real thing. Like the overall enjoyment is nowhere near being with a girl, but it gives me those really strong orgasms where I can't even control my facial expressions. I wonder if that was too descriptive. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain <cite>thundersheep posted [p:108527] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> From: pjbasis \| #006Does it really make it better?Not until I finish, no. I mean it's kinda weird. I've never been the type to "immerse" myself in the experience. So it feels pretty damn goofy holding the thing and going at it. But finishing in it is pretty close to the real thing. Like the overall enjoyment is nowhere near being with a girl, but it gives me those really strong orgasms where I can't even control my facial expressions. I wonder if that was too descriptive. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylumhttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uglyface2 07/18/11 8:48:00 PM #9:	How hard is it to clean up? Do you have to do it right away, or can you let it go for a while? <cite>Uglyface2 posted [p:108528] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> How hard is it to clean up? Do you have to do it right away, or can you let it go for a while? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thundersheep 07/18/11 8:51:00 PM #10:	From: Biolizard28 \| #007 Do you keep it in plain sight? Not at the moment, but I'm strongly considering it now. I love the thought of doing weird things just to see people's reactions. From: Uglyface2 \| #009 How hard is it to clean up? Do you have to do it right away, or can you let it go for a while? I'm not sure if you have to, but I've done it right away every time so far. Literally takes a few seconds just running it under the tap. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain <cite>thundersheep posted [p:108529] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> From: Biolizard28 \| #007Do you keep it in plain sight?Not at the moment, but I'm strongly considering it now. I love the thought of doing weird things just to see people's reactions. From: Uglyface2 \| #009How hard is it to clean up? Do you have to do it right away, or can you let it go for a while?I'm not sure if you have to, but I've done it right away every time so far. Literally takes a few seconds just running it under the tap. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylumhttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Weakupedia 07/18/11 9:03:00 PM #11:	*thundersheep posted...* From: pjbasis \| #006 Does it really make it better? Not until I finish, no. I mean it's kinda weird. I've never been the type to "immerse" myself in the experience. So it feels pretty damn goofy holding the thing and going at it. But finishing in it is pretty close to the real thing. Like the overall enjoyment is nowhere near being with a girl, but it gives me those really strong orgasms where I can't even control my facial expressions. I wonder if that was too descriptive. followed by *Uglyface2 posted...* made me lol -- XS2 is the only good Xenosaga game - Lady Ashe <cite>Weakupedia posted [p:108530] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> thundersheep posted...From: pjbasis \| #006Does it really make it better?Not until I finish, no. I mean it's kinda weird. I've never been the type to "immerse" myself in the experience. So it feels pretty damn goofy holding the thing and going at it. But finishing in it is pretty close to the real thing. Like the overall enjoyment is nowhere near being with a girl, but it gives me those really strong orgasms where I can't even control my facial expressions. I wonder if that was too descriptive.followed byUglyface2 posted...made me lol -- XS2 is the only good Xenosaga game - Lady Ashe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheConductorSix 07/18/11 9:09:00 PM #12:	why? -- Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch <cite>TheConductorSix posted [p:108531] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> why? -- Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
speedpunk 07/18/11 9:12:00 PM #13:	I kinda want to get one. Any recommendations? -- "Coinflip is sacred." <cite>speedpunk posted [p:108532] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> I kinda want to get one. Any recommendations? -- "Coinflip is sacred." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 07/18/11 9:12:00 PM #14:	Should've gotten a dragon *** instead. Or those silicon things that come with both an ass and a vagina. -- Best LPer ever, Gix ! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt5YKmP7ecY <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:108533] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> Should've gotten a dragon *** instead.Or those silicon things that come with both an ass and a vagina. -- Best LPer ever, Gix ! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt5YKmP7ecY </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chrono1219 07/18/11 9:17:00 PM #15:	How much did it set you back? -- Chrono1219 <cite>Chrono1219 posted [p:108534] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> How much did it set you back? -- Chrono1219 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thundersheep 07/18/11 9:18:00 PM #16:	From: TheConductorSix \| #012 why? To shoot bigger loads. From: speedpunk \| #013 I kinda want to get one. Any recommendations? I've only tried the regular Stamina Training Unit (pretty sure it's the bestseller) and it seems to be working fine. I think it's supposed to be the most "intense" experience, but again, this is all hearsay. I can't really imagine them being too different from each other. Unless you go for the butthole or the alien ones. From: Ayuyu \| #014 Should've gotten a dragon *** instead. Or those silicon things that come with both an ass and a vagina. I'm not sure this would do anything for me. As I mentioned before, I'm not really one to "put myself in the scene" or even imagine that I'm doing anything other than, well... you know. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain <cite>thundersheep posted [p:108535] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> From: TheConductorSix \| #012why?To shoot bigger loads. From: speedpunk \| #013I kinda want to get one. Any recommendations?I've only tried the regular Stamina Training Unit (pretty sure it's the bestseller) and it seems to be working fine. I think it's supposed to be the most "intense" experience, but again, this is all hearsay. I can't really imagine them being too different from each other. Unless you go for the butthole or the alien ones. From: Ayuyu \| #014Should've gotten a dragon *** instead.Or those silicon things that come with both an ass and a vagina.I'm not sure this would do anything for me. As I mentioned before, I'm not really one to "put myself in the scene" or even imagine that I'm doing anything other than, well... you know. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylumhttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheConductorSix 07/18/11 9:21:00 PM #17:	i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious. women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"? -- Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch <cite>TheConductorSix posted [p:108536] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious.women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"? -- Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 07/18/11 9:24:00 PM #18:	*TheConductorSix posted...* i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious. women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"? I love you realo. Quick question - how do I stop preteens from hitting on me at work? -- Don't worry, Bill Murray! Its things like this that make you wonder why the company that makes M&Ms don't make butter <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:108537] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> TheConductorSix posted...i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious.women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"?I love you realo.Quick question - how do I stop preteens from hitting on me at work? -- Don't worry, Bill Murray!Its things like this that make you wonder why the company that makes M&Ms don't make butter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Punch_Sideiron 07/18/11 9:24:00 PM #19:	*TheConductorSix posted...* i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious. women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"? You are hilarious. ...I hope. <cite>Punch_Sideiron posted [p:108538] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> TheConductorSix posted...i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious.women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"?You are hilarious....I hope. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Biolizard28 07/18/11 9:25:00 PM #20:	Realo, define a 4 and 5 with photographic evidence. Because in my head, I can imagine why dudes wouldn't go for it. -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo Now this is entertainment! <cite>Biolizard28 posted [p:108539] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> Realo, define a 4 and 5 with photographic evidence.Because in my head, I can imagine why dudes wouldn't go for it. -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmoNow this is entertainment! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheConductorSix 07/18/11 9:26:00 PM #21:	If preteen girls are hitting on you that is a sign of success on your part. preteens are the best judge of your attractiveness because they are not yet jaded against certain things or old enough to have developed a preference. they judge you purely off of first sight. you're probably a decent looking guy, han. -- Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch <cite>TheConductorSix posted [p:108540] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> If preteen girls are hitting on you that is a sign of success on your part. preteens are the best judge of your attractiveness because they are not yet jaded against certain things or old enough to have developed a preference. they judge you purely off of first sight. you're probably a decent looking guy, han. -- Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 07/18/11 9:28:00 PM #22:	I thought it was because I'm only a few inches taller than them and they must think I'm close to their age or something. -- Don't worry, Bill Murray! Its things like this that make you wonder why the company that makes M&Ms don't make butter <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:108541] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> I thought it was because I'm only a few inches taller than them and they must think I'm close to their age or something. -- Don't worry, Bill Murray!Its things like this that make you wonder why the company that makes M&Ms don't make butter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheConductorSix 07/18/11 9:30:00 PM #23:	The most impossible thing to find on the internet is a 5. But for comparison, think of Kristen Stewart compared to the rest of hollywood's big name actresses. an average girl is still cute but she doesn't possess the full range of objective qualities we enjoy in a woman. -- Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch <cite>TheConductorSix posted [p:108542] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> The most impossible thing to find on the internet is a 5. But for comparison, think of Kristen Stewart compared to the rest of hollywood's big name actresses. an average girl is still cute but she doesn't possess the full range of objective qualities we enjoy in a woman. -- Realo won gold at the Sex Olympics with a BROKEN FRIGGIN NECK.-Voltch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
biolizardfan 07/18/11 9:30:00 PM #24:	It's probably because you keep hitting on them so I would recommend not hitting on preteens -- _foolmo_ 'Oh please, if foolmo made that analogy you'd think it was picture perfect' - Biolizard28 <cite>biolizardfan posted [p:108543] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> It's probably because you keep hitting on themso I would recommend not hitting on preteens -- _foolmo_'Oh please, if foolmo made that analogy you'd think it was picture perfect' - Biolizard28 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 07/18/11 9:32:00 PM #25:	Also my 22 year old Taiwanese co-worker who I was giving really short English lessons to. -- Don't worry, Bill Murray! Its things like this that make you wonder why the company that makes M&Ms don't make butter <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:108544] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> Also my 22 year old Taiwanese co-worker who I was giving really short English lessons to. -- Don't worry, Bill Murray!Its things like this that make you wonder why the company that makes M&Ms don't make butter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Biolizard28 07/18/11 9:32:00 PM #26:	*HanOfTheNekos posted...* Also my 22 year old Taiwanese co-worker who I was giving really short English lessons to. Why don't you give her a long English lesson? -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo Now this is entertainment! <cite>Biolizard28 posted [p:108545] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> HanOfTheNekos posted...Also my 22 year old Taiwanese co-worker who I was giving really short English lessons to.Why don't you give her a long English lesson? -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmoNow this is entertainment! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thundersheep 07/18/11 9:33:00 PM #27:	From: Chrono1219 \| #015 How much did it set you back? Far too much to be completely honest, I'm still not sure if it was actually worth it. I think it was around $80. That's mostly because of living in Canada though. I think they're around $60 plus shipping in the States. From: TheConductorSix \| #017 i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious. women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"? I'm still in awe that your mind actually works this way... but I'll try to give you a serious response. I'm not really interested in 4s or 5s, and on cute chubby chicks... it really depends on the ratio of cute to chubby. Either way, you're acting like this is a replacement for sexual interaction, it's not. It's a replacement for my left hand. Regardless of how often I'm getting laid, masturbation will still happen sometime. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain <cite>thundersheep posted [p:108546] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> From: Chrono1219 \| #015How much did it set you back?Far too much to be completely honest, I'm still not sure if it was actually worth it. I think it was around $80. That's mostly because of living in Canada though. I think they're around $60 plus shipping in the States.From: TheConductorSix \| #017i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious.women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"?I'm still in awe that your mind actually works this way... but I'll try to give you a serious response.I'm not really interested in 4s or 5s, and on cute chubby chicks... it really depends on the ratio of cute to chubby. Either way, you're acting like this is a replacement for sexual interaction, it's not. It's a replacement for my left hand. Regardless of how often I'm getting laid, masturbation will still happen sometime. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylumhttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Peace___Frog 07/18/11 9:34:00 PM #28:	Han is short might have something to do with it -- ~AHylian is Still Alive~ <cite>Peace___Frog posted [p:108547] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> Han is shortmight have something to do with it -- ~AHylian is Still Alive~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thundersheep 07/18/11 9:35:00 PM #29:	From: TheConductorSix \| #023 The most impossible thing to find on the internet is a 5. But for comparison, think of Kristen Stewart compared to the rest of hollywood's big name actresses. an average girl is still cute but she doesn't possess the full range of objective qualities we enjoy in a woman. Well if that's the case... I love 5s. Kristen Stewart is in my top 3 Hollywood actresses in terms or looks. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain <cite>thundersheep posted [p:108548] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> From: TheConductorSix \| #023The most impossible thing to find on the internet is a 5. But for comparison, think of Kristen Stewart compared to the rest of hollywood's big name actresses. an average girl is still cute but she doesn't possess the full range of objective qualities we enjoy in a woman.Well if that's the case... I love 5s. Kristen Stewart is in my top 3 Hollywood actresses in terms or looks. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylumhttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JeffreyRaze 07/18/11 9:38:00 PM #30:	My friend says his uncle has a vibrator stuck in a fleshlight on his fireplace. >_> -- BrunomasterX SHINE: The man killed an entire kingdom by pissing into their water supply. If that isn't development I don't know what is <cite>JeffreyRaze posted [p:108549] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> My friend says his uncle has a vibrator stuck in a fleshlight on his fireplace. >_> -- BrunomasterXSHINE: The man killed an entire kingdom by pissing into their water supply. If that isn't development I don't know what is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Punch_Sideiron 07/18/11 9:40:00 PM #31:	*JeffreyRaze posted...* My friend says his uncle has a vibrator stuck in a fleshlight on his fireplace. >_> You could not pay me enough to start a fire in that fireplace. <cite>Punch_Sideiron posted [p:108550] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> JeffreyRaze posted...My friend says his uncle has a vibrator stuck in a fleshlight on his fireplace. >_>You could not pay me enough to start a fire in that fireplace. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chrono1219 07/18/11 9:40:00 PM #32:	From: JeffreyRaze \| #110 My friend says his uncle has a vibrator stuck in a fleshlight on his fireplace. >_> ...wut? Oh i misread that as used, and it made no sense. -- Chrono1219 <cite>Chrono1219 posted [p:108551] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> From: JeffreyRaze \| #110My friend says his uncle has a vibrator stuck in a fleshlight on his fireplace. >_>...wut?Oh i misread that as used, and it made no sense. -- Chrono1219 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Psycho_Kenshin 07/18/11 10:09:00 PM #33:	*thundersheep posted...* Literally takes a few seconds just running it under the tap. Clean up is probably the main reason I don't have one. I don't know, mixing semen and the sink just seems wrong, especially to family members. XD -- One Piece: Pirates with style! -= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =- <cite>Psycho_Kenshin posted [p:108552] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> thundersheep posted...Literally takes a few seconds just running it under the tap.Clean up is probably the main reason I don't have one. I don't know, mixing semen and the sink just seems wrong, especially to family members. XD -- One Piece: Pirates with style!-= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =- </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RevolverSaro 07/18/11 10:11:00 PM #34:	To the person who asked if you need to clean it out right away: Most definitely yes. You don't want to see what semen looks like after it's been sitting a while. Or the smell. And in any case, letting it sit inside the sleave eats away at the material. -- "Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant. "Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood <cite>RevolverSaro posted [p:108553] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> To the person who asked if you need to clean it out right away:Most definitely yes. You don't want to see what semen looks like after it's been sitting a while. Or the smell. And in any case, letting it sit inside the sleave eats away at the material. -- "Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant."Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer 07/18/11 10:21:00 PM #35:	god thundersheep you are so awesome -- http://i54.tinypic.com/qycmle.gif Mer <cite>Mer_Mer_Yes_Mer posted [p:108554] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> god thundersheep you are so awesome -- http://i54.tinypic.com/qycmle.gifMer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TimJab 07/18/11 10:36:00 PM #36:	From: TheConductorSix \| #017 i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious. women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"? because no guy other than johnny depp is having sex with a girl every time he ejaculates and because fleshlights don't have STDs -- http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6782/timj1.png <cite>TimJab posted [p:108555] in I own a fl... [t:59771058]...</cite> <quote> From: TheConductorSix \| #017i'm going to try this without dipping into the world of condescending or pretentious.women own vibrators because every time a woman sleeps with an actual man it lowers her value. men don't suffer such problems; in fact, the more women we sleep with the higher our value goes. so when I asked "why", I really meant "why get a masturbation aid when 4s, 5s, and cute chubby chicks already exist"?because no guy other than johnny depp is having sex with a girl every time he ejaculates and because fleshlights don't have STDs -- http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6782/timj1.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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