Not exactly revenge. This guy's been bothering me and kept ****ing coming to my house without notice or announcing it. It got annoying and every ****ing time he called, I knew something was wrong. I always gave him an attitude and eventually, he realized that I don't want him here every single week or some **** and well, yeah.
Anyways, to get to the point. He recently borrowed Rock Band 2 and the drum set. My horrible RB1 drumset with a near broken wooden-modified bass/kick pedal.
He came one day and was just gonna return it. Oh, nice, he isn't gonna be staying over and playing the Xbox and not letting me get my sleep.
So alright, he returned it in a duffel bag. RB2 drumset, RB2, drumsticks... Oh, what the **** is this? A blow up doll? Alright, I'm not interested in this. Especially when it looked ugly as **** and he got it as a present from his other friends for his birthday. Yeah, why the hell.
Today, in the duffel bag I was just checking the other pockets. Didn't notice there was one, I was like "Whoa, this is pretty neat." So I was just checking the pocket and what did I find? A Trojan wrapper. Just the wrapper, not the actual thing. But why the hell didn't he just throw this thing away and instead, stuffed it in the duffel bag pocket here.
So let's see... Since I thought he was being so generous with this bag by just dropping it off at my house one day after calling me to come out and grab it, I figure that there's nothing wrong with it. Checked, blow up doll. Then checked again, a condom wrapper.
Now I want to "return" this duffel bag. You know, put some stuff in there that might piss off or annoy him.
That's a load of disrespect! I gotta keep it real!