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UnfairRepresent
04/02/17 3:53:01 PM
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Lucifer was the ruler of hell until Shinnok took over

And they had already introduced resurrection.

It's hard to imagine Raiden and Jesus in the same universe...
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BigBurn
04/02/17 3:56:20 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkRvcUn6VM

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Lightsasori
04/02/17 3:58:00 PM
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I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?
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UnfairRepresent
04/02/17 3:59:01 PM
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BigBurn posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkRvcUn6VM

I love so much about that video

Jarek's "I'm not gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" exclaimations when he dies.
Jax not giving a fuck about Sonya dying.
Jax acting like Jarek thought he was dead when he just heard him on the phone a second ago
Jax apparently talking to Sonya on the phone when he was 3 feet away

IIRC in Millena's ending (or is it Kitanas) she goes "KITTYPIEOOOOOOOOOOO!" when she fires a fireball which is hilarious
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Mernardi
04/02/17 4:00:12 PM
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Lightsasori posted...
I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?

Taking his crown of thorns and slamming it down on their head.
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KStateKing17
04/02/17 4:02:31 PM
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Mernardi posted...
Lightsasori posted...
I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?

Taking his crown of thorns and slamming it down on their head.

Lmao that caught me off guard.
I think the lore takes a few things from multiple religions though. Sheeva for example.
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UnfairRepresent
04/02/17 4:03:55 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Sheeva for example

Sheeva is a Shokan from Outworld.

Nothing to do with the religious Shiva who is male
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BigBurn
04/02/17 4:05:44 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I love so much about that video

Jarek's "I'm not gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" exclaimations when he dies.
Jax not giving a fuck about Sonya dying.
Jax acting like Jarek thought he was dead when he just heard him on the phone a second ago
Jax apparently talking to Sonya on the phone when he was 3 feet away

IIRC in Millena's ending (or is it Kitanas) she goes "KITTYPIEOOOOOOOOOOO!" when she fires a fireball which is hilarious

I always hear "I'm so gay." It's also funny his little laugh when he steps on the walkie talkie
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Lightsasori
04/02/17 4:06:05 PM
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Mernardi posted...
Lightsasori posted...
I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?

Taking his crown of thorns and slamming it down on their head.


lol

nice
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KStateKing17
04/02/17 4:09:07 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
KStateKing17 posted...
Sheeva for example

Sheeva is a Shokan from Outworld.

Nothing to do with the religious Shiva who is male

It's not a strong reference, but a multi armed being with the same name different spelling kind of says it. Plus Raiden and Fujin are a reference to another religion I can't remember
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UnfairRepresent
04/02/17 4:10:20 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...

It's not a strong reference, but a multi armed being with the same name different spelling kind of says it. Plus Raiden and Fujin are a reference to another religion I can't remember

Yes but in canon those are just people. Not their religious counterparts
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UnfairRepresent
04/03/17 6:02:21 PM
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bump
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3rd_Best_Master
04/03/17 6:06:31 PM
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Where does God figure into things when Raiden is the literal God of lightning? Would Jesus step up and do something in the event that earthrealm lost 10 Mortal Kombats in a row?
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UnfairRepresent
04/04/17 8:27:05 PM
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3rd_Best_Master posted...
Where does God figure into things when Raiden is the literal God of lightning? Would Jesus step up and do something in the event that earthrealm lost 10 Mortal Kombats in a row?

We will never know as Jesus died 1000 years before the first tournament
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eston
04/04/17 8:32:18 PM
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They should retcon the Bible so Jesus died in a MK tournament
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Cartwheel_Kick
04/04/17 8:32:52 PM
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Lightsasori posted...
I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?


well there's a phrase I never thought I'd read
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Skye Reynolds
04/04/17 8:34:58 PM
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"The Earth was created in six days; so too shall it be destroyed; and on the seventh day, mankind will rest... in peace!"
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Swagnificent119
04/04/17 8:35:19 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3LP9_Zio0


"I CHOOSE FUJIN, HE WILL LEAD THE MORTALS INTO THE NEXT MILLENNIA"

"....arright"
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Cartwheel_Kick
04/04/17 8:36:56 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3LP9_Zio0


"I CHOOSE FUJIN, HE WILL LEAD THE MORTALS INTO THE NEXT MILLENNIA"

"....arright"


lmao
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hyperpsycho
04/04/17 8:37:57 PM
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Jesus for MKX DLC when?
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Zack_Attackv1
04/04/17 8:38:45 PM
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Swagnificent119
04/04/17 8:38:53 PM
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Lightsasori posted...
I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US5t6aZLNwg

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UnfairRepresent
04/05/17 7:42:50 PM
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Cartwheel_Kick posted...
Swagnificent119 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr3LP9_Zio0


"I CHOOSE FUJIN, HE WILL LEAD THE MORTALS INTO THE NEXT MILLENNIA"

"....arright"


lmao

That wasn't on the n64 version.

Surely?
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MACisBack
04/05/17 7:45:24 PM
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BigBurn posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkRvcUn6VM


Why does he sound like raiden when he falls off the cliff? And that stupid laff at the end.
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UnfairRepresent
04/06/17 12:45:52 AM
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MACisBack posted...
BigBurn posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNkRvcUn6VM


Why does he sound like raiden when he falls off the cliff? And that stupid laff at the end.

You like questions huh?

Check out this gem of an ending:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn80Gu73k4w

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Mystere
04/06/17 12:48:50 AM
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Lightsasori posted...
I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?

Send them to hell. Fate-ality.
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TheDarkCircle
04/06/17 12:53:27 AM
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BigTee66
04/06/17 1:24:45 AM
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TheDarkCircle posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IilQnuwc7Z0


Another classic

Scorpion: You are free Lin Kuei Warrior...
Sub-Zero:.....alright
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kuwab0
04/06/17 1:26:11 AM
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UnfairRepresent
04/06/17 1:30:10 AM
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This is my favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF0U5sMdC1E



"That was a ceremonial strike.... OF revenge!" (Raises arm)

Oscar stuff that.


Also the ending really seems like Kung Lao went to pick a fight, then was like "Oh fuck he's 8 feet tall with four arms and my best shot didn't phase him!" and wussed out

I love how Kitana is also like "WTF is with these guys." in the background as they shake hands at the end
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CrimsonAngeI
04/06/17 1:32:23 AM
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Khristianity?
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ShinigamiSoul
04/06/17 1:34:52 AM
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Mystere posted...
Lightsasori posted...
I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?

Send them to hell. Fate-ality.

He'd be like "Depart from me, I know thee not."

Then 2 giant angels swoop in and carry the opponent down into a fiery portal.
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BallerXRosetta-
04/06/17 1:36:12 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Mystere posted...
Lightsasori posted...
I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?

Send them to hell. Fate-ality.

He'd be like "Depart from me, I know thee not."

Then 2 giant angels swoop in and carry the opponent down into a fiery portal.


Nice
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Hash-Brown
04/06/17 1:54:11 AM
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Mernardi posted...
Lightsasori posted...
I wonder how would Jesus perform a fatality?

Taking his crown of thorns and slamming it down on their head.

And then resurrecting them and shaking their hand.
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Skye Reynolds
04/06/17 8:05:20 PM
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I should have know this would turn into a circle jerk of religion bashing.

btw, the title should say kanon.
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UnfairRepresent
04/06/17 8:06:01 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
I should have know this would turn into a circle jerk of religion bashing.

btw, the title should say kanon.

Wut?

Who is bashing religion?
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Swagnificent119
04/06/17 8:11:30 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
I should have know this would turn into a circle jerk of religion bashing.


I thought this was a circle jerk over MK4 endings.
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UnfairRepresent
04/06/17 8:13:52 PM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
I should have know this would turn into a circle jerk of religion bashing.


I thought this was a circle jerk over MK4 endings.

Don't forget MK Gold endings!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Z2pWekErE


Special Forces top secret labratories don't need doors apparently.
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TheDarkCircle
04/07/17 2:30:52 AM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
I should have know this would turn into a circle jerk of religion bashing.


I thought this was a circle jerk over MK4 endings.


Arright
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Lightsasori
04/07/17 2:33:39 AM
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Swagnificent119 posted...
Skye Reynolds posted...
I should have know this would turn into a circle jerk of religion bashing.


I thought this was a circle jerk over MK4 endings.


Exactly, I never knew such things like the MK4 endings existed without this topic. I was always scared of MK games when I was a kid.
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