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maoriwarrior
04/06/17 5:00:11 PM
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Girlfriend has the nexplanon birth control implant and we had a lot of unprotected sex. She took two pregnancy tests (a evening apart) and both said negative.

Nexplanon claims to have a .5% chance of pregnancy.

She has missed her period, but, that is a common side effect of the implant. :(
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Offworlder1
04/06/17 5:00:45 PM
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eggcorn
04/06/17 5:04:38 PM
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doesn't negative mean not preg?
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maoriwarrior
04/06/17 5:17:39 PM
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eggcorn posted...
doesn't negative mean not preg?


Ya but pregnancy tests aren't 100% accurate are they?
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eggcorn
04/07/17 2:01:04 AM
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just so we're clear
Your girl is on birth control
took two pregnancy tests both negative
birth control side effects include missing her period

and you're freaking out
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maoriwarrior
04/07/17 2:14:01 AM
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eggcorn posted...
just so we're clear
Your girl is on birth control
took two pregnancy tests both negative
birth control side effects include missing her period

and you're freaking out


Exactly. Wtf is wrong with me yo
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Darthfluffy2
04/07/17 2:15:53 AM
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maoriwarrior posted...
eggcorn posted...
just so we're clear
Your girl is on birth control
took two pregnancy tests both negative
birth control side effects include missing her period

and you're freaking out


Exactly. Wtf is wrong with me yo

Your underage and shouldn't be having sex
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TheDarkCircle
04/07/17 2:17:25 AM
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Even with the use of birth control you can't get your girlfriend pregnant if she doesn't exist :)
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ShinigamiSoul
04/07/17 2:17:26 AM
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Darthfluffy2 posted...
maoriwarrior posted...
eggcorn posted...
just so we're clear
Your girl is on birth control
took two pregnancy tests both negative
birth control side effects include missing her period

and you're freaking out


Exactly. Wtf is wrong with me yo

Your underage and shouldn't be having sex

How ole is TC?
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maoriwarrior
04/07/17 2:39:32 AM
#10:


ShinigamiSoul posted...
Darthfluffy2 posted...
maoriwarrior posted...
eggcorn posted...
just so we're clear
Your girl is on birth control
took two pregnancy tests both negative
birth control side effects include missing her period

and you're freaking out


Exactly. Wtf is wrong with me yo

Your underage and shouldn't be having sex

How ole is TC?


I'm 24. Guess it's just a illogical panic attack
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