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Rictor_91
04/09/17 7:34:23 PM
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She then places both her hands behind her back and is in on the verge of unhooking her bra when she says, "I change my mind. I don't feel like fucking a neckbeard. No offense."

She then picks up her clothes and starts to leave your place.

How do you react? :O
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EbonTitanium
04/09/17 7:39:08 PM
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I'm not a neckbeard so....????
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Fate1021
04/09/17 7:39:20 PM
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Punch her in the tits for being a tease.
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au_gold
04/09/17 7:40:13 PM
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Laugh when she realizes she's locked from the inside.
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Xelltrix
04/09/17 7:40:26 PM
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You're not a girl! This wig comes right off!
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Rictor_91
04/09/17 7:42:53 PM
#6:


Fate1021 posted...
Punch her in the tits for being a tease.

XD
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Rictor_91
04/09/17 8:50:46 PM
#7:


Bump
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bretonftw
04/09/17 8:51:24 PM
#8:


Look for my gay roommate
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slothica
04/09/17 9:05:41 PM
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But... but I'm a lady. A refined and elegant lady with severe anger problems.
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NES4EVER
04/09/17 9:06:51 PM
#10:


Hope my fiance doesn't hear her leaving
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dirtycommunist
04/09/17 9:10:17 PM
#11:


"Huh, that was weird."
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Fam_Fam
04/09/17 9:12:15 PM
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things i cannot say here
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Sami1000
04/09/17 9:16:23 PM
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I would just imagine someone else in my mind and keep fapping.
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Kanaya413
04/09/17 9:19:55 PM
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bretonftw posted...
Look for my gay roommate

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Illuminoius
04/09/17 10:39:50 PM
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at least you made a thread about a different subject for once
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