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Darmik
04/11/17 11:17:15 PM
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There is no way her parents didn't hear me banging their daughter mere minutes before breakfast for the several days I did this. And if they didn't I'm sure they'd see the sweat and smell the smells. No idea how I'm able to look them in the eyes.

But that's pretty tame because I'm a lame dude. What's CE's stories?
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orcus_snake
04/11/17 11:19:38 PM
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I dunno, some public stuff like 10 cm away from some old ladies separated by a tiny concrete partition.
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FlashOfLight
04/11/17 11:20:29 PM
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You don't wanna know.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j-qTs2gX6r4/hqdefault.jpg
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Sativa_Rose
04/11/17 11:20:36 PM
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I guess paying for sex probably counts

Also rubbing my face in and licking a girl's vaginal area during a lapdance at a strip club
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au_gold
04/11/17 11:21:39 PM
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Banged my gf's mom multiple times while she was in the house.
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Darmik
04/11/17 11:21:51 PM
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orcus_snake posted...
I dunno, some public stuff like 10 cm away from some old ladies separated by a tiny concrete partition.


They knew and they liked it!
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orcus_snake
04/11/17 11:24:08 PM
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Darmik posted...
orcus_snake posted...
I dunno, some public stuff like 10 cm away from some old ladies separated by a tiny concrete partition.


They knew and they liked it!

probably, there is no way they also didnt hear us "sneaking away".
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FlashOfLight
04/11/17 11:27:59 PM
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au_gold posted...
Banged my gf's mom multiple times while she was in the house.


Did she get pregnant?
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ShinigamiSoul
04/11/17 11:28:46 PM
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Nothing ._.
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Syncronous
04/11/17 11:28:49 PM
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I peed on a public toilet seat and didn't clean up afterwards.
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littlebro07
04/11/17 11:28:52 PM
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Convinced two girls on Omegle to finger each other.
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MuayThai85
04/11/17 11:29:38 PM
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Getting a blow job and having a chick ride my face (different girls, same time), on a stage, in front of like 20 people including my wife.

Tbh, it was more embarrassing than fun even though my wife was laughing her ass off the whole time. She was the one who volunteered me even after I said no. The girls kept flashing my chubbed dick to the crowd after taking my shorts/underwear off and only covering me with a tiny towel. Luckily they were hot though and the chick who sat on my face had an absolutely beautiful innie pussy.
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Syncronous
04/11/17 11:32:10 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Getting a blow job and having a chick ride my face (different girls, same time), on a stage, in front of like 20 people including my wife.

Tbh, it was more embarrassing than fun even though my wife was laughing her ass off the whole time. She was the one who volunteered me even after I said no. The girls kept flashing my chubbed dick to the crowd after taking my shorts/underwear off and only covering me with a tiny towel. Luckily they were hot though and the chick who sat on my face had an absolutely beautiful innie pussy.

This happened.
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Darmik
04/11/17 11:32:11 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Getting a blow job and having a chick ride my face (different girls, same time), on a stage, in front of like 20 people including my wife.

Tbh, it was more embarrassing than fun even though my wife was laughing her ass off the whole time. She was the one who volunteered me even after I said no. The girls kept flashing my chubbed dick to the crowd after taking my shorts/underwear off and only covering me with a tiny towel. Luckily they were hot though and the chick who sat on my face had an absolutely beautiful innie pussy.


lol where the hell do these sorts of things happen?
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MuayThai85
04/11/17 11:33:12 PM
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Phuket, Thailand at a Go Go Club called Four Seasons that also does ping pong shows (the reason we had even gone).
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ShinigamiSoul
04/11/17 11:33:53 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Phuket, Thailand at a Go Go Club called Four Seasons that also does ping pong shows (the reason we had even gone).

Did you finish?
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FlashOfLight
04/11/17 11:34:01 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Getting a *inappropriate content all the way until the end*


What a bunch of cucks!
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Darmik
04/11/17 11:35:12 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Phuket, Thailand at a Go Go Club called Four Seasons that also does ping pong shows (the reason we had even gone).


I figured it was in a country like that. You're a risk taker lol
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FlashOfLight
04/11/17 11:35:22 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Phuket, Thailand at a Go Go Club called Four Seasons that also does ping pong shows (the reason we had even gone).


Weird, I just had a dejavu as soon as you mentioned a Go Go Club called Four Seasons.

The hell is going on?
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ShinigamiSoul
04/11/17 11:36:43 PM
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FlashOfLight posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Phuket, Thailand at a Go Go Club called Four Seasons that also does ping pong shows (the reason we had even gone).


Weird, I just had a dejavu as soon as you mentioned a Go Go Club called Four Seasons.

The hell is going on?

Obviously you been there :)
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meestermj
04/11/17 11:36:47 PM
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One time me and my ex were cuddling on the couch watching a movie. Well her parents decided to watch the movie too. They sat on the loveseat across the room.

For half the movie I was balls deep in their daughters ass.
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FlashOfLight
04/11/17 11:39:42 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Obviously you been there :)


It was the... I think the... ping pong games, I was at the ping pong games, that must have been it.

Wait, I'm not good at ping pong, well, whatever, I probably played it anyway.
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Vaati_Reborn
04/11/17 11:40:42 PM
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first thing that came to mind.

when I was a kid my mom had a friend over and they brought their kid and we ended up trading pokemon cards. my mom flipped out, made us trade the cards back and put them away.

anyway when nobody was looking I went and took a few of the cards I had previously traded for and a few he wouldn't give me lol.
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FlashOfLight
04/11/17 11:41:17 PM
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meestermj posted...
For half the movie I was *inappropriate content*


What happened to the daughter?
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FlashOfLight
04/11/17 11:42:22 PM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
first thing that came to mind.

when I was a kid my mom had a friend over and they brought their kid and we ended up trading pokemon cards. my mom flipped out, made us trade the cards back and put them away.

anyway when nobody was looking I went and took a few of the cards I had previously traded for and a few he wouldn't give me lol.


Wow, that's probably the sleaziest story in this whole thread, how can you live with yourself?
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Payzmaykr
04/11/17 11:42:34 PM
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Can't say here.
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Hash-Brown
04/11/17 11:43:50 PM
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Had sex with one of my little brother's female friends.

It was legal enough, don't worry.
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au_gold
04/11/17 11:44:14 PM
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FlashOfLight posted...
au_gold posted...
Banged my gf's mom multiple times while she was in the house.


Did she get pregnant?

She had her tubes tied years ago.
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FlashOfLight
04/11/17 11:46:09 PM
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au_gold posted...
She had her tubes tied years ago.


Oh, one of those moms.
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yem69420
04/11/17 11:46:31 PM
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prob get my dick sucked by some slut with my homeboy at the same time while he had it on a cell phone camera

d's didn't touch btw

also i mean ive dp'd a chick too but that wasn't recorded
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ShinigamiSoul
04/11/17 11:50:41 PM
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au_gold posted...
FlashOfLight posted...
au_gold posted...
Banged my gf's mom multiple times while she was in the house.


Did she get pregnant?

She had her tubes tied years ago.

So you hit it raw
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au_gold
04/11/17 11:56:07 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
au_gold posted...
FlashOfLight posted...
au_gold posted...
Banged my gf's mom multiple times while she was in the house.


Did she get pregnant?

She had her tubes tied years ago.

So you hit it raw

Always. Even with her daughter.

Now that I think about it, the sleaziest part was probably that I banged them both within like an hour of each other without washing in between.
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soulunison2
04/11/17 11:57:01 PM
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i ate out an engaged girl in a school library once
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Offworlder1
04/12/17 12:14:54 AM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
first thing that came to mind.

when I was a kid my mom had a friend over and they brought their kid and we ended up trading pokemon cards. my mom flipped out, made us trade the cards back and put them away.

anyway when nobody was looking I went and took a few of the cards I had previously traded for and a few he wouldn't give me lol.
Wow your a thief, you stole his cards, your lucky that kid did not notice they were missing. If you did that shit to me you would have gotten yourself a beat down and your most valuble cards stolen as revenge.

Pokemon was serious businee when I was a kid, card thief was a big no no.
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FlashOfLight
04/12/17 12:16:37 AM
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au_gold posted...
Now that I think about it, the sleaziest part was probably that I banged them both within like an hour of each other without washing in between.


How did you end up with the Mom? Who came on to whom first, and did the daughter ever find out?
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au_gold
04/12/17 12:28:07 AM
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FlashOfLight posted...
au_gold posted...
Now that I think about it, the sleaziest part was probably that I banged them both within like an hour of each other without washing in between.


How did you end up with the Mom? Who came on to whom first, and did the daughter ever find out?

I can't say much because the last time I made a topic about it I got suspended. Long story short, alcohol was involved and my gf bangs other dudes regularly so it's cool. I'm pretty sure she knows but she's in denial about it.
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MuayThai85
04/12/17 12:28:30 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
MuayThai85 posted...
Phuket, Thailand at a Go Go Club called Four Seasons that also does ping pong shows (the reason we had even gone).

Did you finish?


No. I didn't even get full hard and it was more just a tease than anything. Just a little bit of licking, like 20 seconds of actual sucking and then a bit of a handy. I think their goal was to get me hard to flash my boner to the crowd, I only got chubbed.

Darmik posted...

I figured it was in a country like that. You're a risk taker lol


I live here and tbh it's not really a risk. The girls have to get monthly std checks to work in the clubs (they are almost all hookers). They even have to show their card that says their clean upon request.


FlashOfLight posted...

Weird, I just had a dejavu as soon as you mentioned a Go Go Club called Four Seasons.

The hell is going on?


Have you been? It's on Bangla Road. Beer is crazy fucking expensive there. They originally wanted 900 baht for 1 beer which is like $30 (it was the listed price as well), we ended up getting the beers for 200 baht each. They hope stupid tourists will pay whatever price is listed and not try to haggle down the price.
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MabusIncarnate
04/12/17 12:29:38 AM
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Before we got married, my wife blew me in the cleaning supply closet of her dad's church during service. That was the day I knew she was the one.
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Offworlder1
04/12/17 12:40:18 AM
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au_gold posted...
FlashOfLight posted...
au_gold posted...
Now that I think about it, the sleaziest part was probably that I banged them both within like an hour of each other without washing in between.


How did you end up with the Mom? Who came on to whom first, and did the daughter ever find out?

I can't say much because the last time I made a topic about it I got suspended. Long story short, alcohol was involved and my gf bangs other dudes regularly so it's cool. I'm pretty sure she knows but she's in denial about it.

So you two are in an open relationship ?
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FlashOfLight
04/12/17 12:54:34 AM
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au_gold posted...
I can't say much because the last time I made a topic about it I got suspended. Long story short, alcohol was involved and my gf bangs other dudes regularly so it's cool. I'm pretty sure she knows but she's in denial about it.


Aggh, I hear you, no need to risk it, then.
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FlashOfLight
04/12/17 12:57:52 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Have you been? It's on Bangla Road. Beer is crazy fucking expensive there. They originally wanted 900 baht for 1 beer which is like $30 (it was the listed price as well), we ended up getting the beers for 200 baht each. They hope stupid tourists will pay whatever price is listed and not try to haggle down the price.


Yep, they always take advantage of the tourists, it's pretty much standard routine.

I don't know about the Four Seasons itself, I never really pay attention to the names, but it rings a bell for some reason, unless there's more than one of those clubs that use the same name somehow.
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au_gold
04/12/17 1:00:42 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
au_gold posted...
FlashOfLight posted...
au_gold posted...
Now that I think about it, the sleaziest part was probably that I banged them both within like an hour of each other without washing in between.


How did you end up with the Mom? Who came on to whom first, and did the daughter ever find out?

I can't say much because the last time I made a topic about it I got suspended. Long story short, alcohol was involved and my gf bangs other dudes regularly so it's cool. I'm pretty sure she knows but she's in denial about it.

So you two are in an open relationship ?

Not exactly. She gets off on the fact that she cucks me and rubs my face in it so eventually I just gave in to her mom's temptations because why not.
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MuayThai85
04/12/17 1:35:29 AM
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FlashOfLight posted...


Yep, they always take advantage of the tourists, it's pretty much standard routine.

I don't know about the Four Seasons itself, I never really pay attention to the names, but it rings a bell for some reason, unless there's more than one of those clubs that use the same name somehow.


Four Seasons was right on Bangla Road (near the Russian places), never saw another club with the same name. We saw ping pong shows twice while there. First was at Four Seasons which is specifically what we had gone there to watch. The other was at some Go Go on Soi Seadragon which we had no idea would be there. They are disturbing as shit, some drunk British guy kept putting the balls in his mouth and would let the girl (a middle aged fat chick) queef on his face. He most definitely woke up with sores on his face the next day...
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FlashOfLight
04/12/17 1:46:29 AM
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I don't even know how those guys get involved into doing those gigs.
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DD Divine
04/12/17 1:50:15 AM
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Made out with my friends mom after said friend went out with this girl I liked after I told him I was going to ask her out. We probably would have gone further but she got pretty wasted and was blacking out.
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04/12/17 1:50:49 AM
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FlashOfLight
04/12/17 1:56:40 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
so i cut up these hot dogs, you see


Yeah, and? Then what happened?
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Offworlder1
04/12/17 1:57:45 AM
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@au_gold
You need to man up/grow a pair and dump her whore ass, do not put up with a girl who is fucking other men and likes to demean and disrespect you like that.

If it was an open relationship it would still be messed up but you would be able to nail other women, what your describing is her treating you like a bitch and that is not right.

Kick this bitch to the curb and find a woman who will treat you as an equal/give you the proper respect.
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DanShields
04/12/17 1:59:12 AM
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He has done. Her mum.
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