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SrRd_RacinG
04/12/17 10:03:32 PM
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I look at a Starbucks line and just shake my fucking dome.
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Fart_Tzar
04/12/17 10:04:12 PM
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If you're not an addict, why go to starbucks in the first place if you have to wait.
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Old NoiseTank
04/12/17 10:05:00 PM
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coffee is great.
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slothica
04/12/17 10:05:43 PM
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Please start listing reasons as to why every person on earth who drinks coffee regularly pisses you off. Be detailed and reasonable with your presentation, if you would.
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SpiralDrift
04/12/17 10:05:45 PM
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True addicts would drink it cold, black and instant. Starbucks is for casuals really.
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KillerSlaw
04/12/17 10:05:59 PM
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There's a Dunkin Donuts next to the gas station I have to use to gas up my work van in the morning, and sometimes the line is so long that it blocks the entrance to the damn gas station.

Only time I ever have road rage tbqh
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TheMikh
04/12/17 10:06:17 PM
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Old NoiseTank posted...
coffee is great.


I've found that with good sleep and a little meditation, I no longer need coffee; just a little tea in the morning.

Harder to sleep after drinking coffee during the day, even just a little.
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SrRd_RacinG
04/12/17 10:07:27 PM
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slothica posted...
Please start listing reasons as to why every person on earth who drinks coffee regularly pisses you off. Be detailed and reasonable with your presentation, if you would.


It's for the weak. It's a literal addiction. Caffeine is a drug.
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ledbowman
04/12/17 10:08:41 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Hard workers piss me off.

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dirtycommunist
04/12/17 10:10:03 PM
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Coffee is great. But 99% of the time I make my own at home or at the office (fortunately we have good coffee). It's really the only way to drink as much as I do without breaking the bank.
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RebelElite791
04/12/17 10:11:40 PM
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TheMikh posted...
and a little meditation

Top Kek.
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TheMikh
04/12/17 10:14:12 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
TheMikh posted...
and a little meditation

Top Kek.


Kek all you like, it's great for focus among other things.
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SrRd_RacinG
04/12/17 10:15:44 PM
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TheMikh posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
TheMikh posted...
and a little meditation

Top Kek.


Kek all you like, it's great for focus among other things.



Don't forget, there are at least 50% coffee addicts in this very topic. They do not know anything but coffee. It starts their day, everyday.
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slothica
04/12/17 10:21:32 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
It's for the weak. It's a literal addiction. Caffeine is a drug.


And many of the foods and drinks you eat on a daily basis have caffeine in it. Consuming it doesn't make you an addict.

Also, you say it's for the weak. Does that apply to everyone who dares to drink it, or does that only apply to those crazed coffee addicts that you have in your mind that claim they need a cup first thing in the morning in order to function.

Furthermore, is that what you assume every person who drinks coffee is? Is there no possibility of a person who actually drinks coffee because they like the taste of it, and not because they feel they need it?

And, ignoring all of that, why does a persons coffee consumption bother you at all? Are you regularly verbally abused by those who drink coffee? Have you been repeatedly abused a coffee addict, thereby associating everyone who drinks coffee with your abuser? Do you believe coffee is a gateway drug? Does it go against your religion?

Or is this just what you woke up and decided to hate today. Please, be concise. As for the rest of the class, don't forget to take notes on this discussion. I want your papers on this by the end of the week. Remember to use APA format.
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DanielCormier
04/12/17 10:27:31 PM
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I just can't stand people who are like, "Don't talk to me, I haven't had my coffee yet." It's cute on mugs, your grandma's facebook, and lolcatz captions but if you're like that in real life, you're just a piece of shit. It's especially bad in a professional environment.
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