Poll of the Day > I got run over by a tractor trailer.

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Claude_Frollo
04/14/17 4:59:43 PM
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I was mounted on the trailer hitch, as the person not driving typically does when they need to get around quickly.

Well, I slipped and fell on the ground. My brother stopped, but not before the trailer ran over my legs. Luckily I'm almost completely unscathed(tiny scab on my knee). The cart was only half full and only had little one-gallon potted plants, so there wasn't a lot of weight to run me over with. Didn't even hurt.

My brother insists our father told him to drive slowly and anticipate somebody falling off today, because he had a feeling it would happen. Eerie.
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Claude_Frollo
04/14/17 6:26:42 PM
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I'm touched by your relief that I'm okay. Thanks for the posts, guys. Appreciate it.
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Sarcasthma
04/14/17 6:32:01 PM
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We're all busy writing a We Are the World-style charity single for you.
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Jen0125
04/14/17 7:12:12 PM
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are you really butthurt that no one cared?
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Cacciato
04/14/17 7:13:16 PM
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Is the trailer okay?
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SilentSeph
04/14/17 7:14:48 PM
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You almost became trailer trash
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Claude_Frollo
04/14/17 7:16:03 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
are you really butthurt that no one cared?


I think it's more funny than anything.
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MasterSword546
04/14/17 7:32:16 PM
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I'll get the GoFundMe page started
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Claude_Frollo
04/14/17 7:33:19 PM
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MasterSword546 posted...
I'll get the GoFundMe page started


Really though, this could have been a lot worse. I wonder if my head could have taken the pressure had I fallen differently.
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SunWuKung420
04/14/17 7:34:25 PM
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I'm happy you survived.
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SusanGreenEyes
04/14/17 10:33:25 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm happy you survived.

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ss4parrothair
04/14/17 10:35:17 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm happy you survived.

Why
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TyVulpine
04/14/17 10:37:25 PM
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*starts a telethon for emotional scarring the trailer may have received*
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SunWuKung420
04/15/17 1:22:02 AM
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ss4parrothair posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm happy you survived.

Why


Because he is life. He will perish at some time but I'm glad he has more time to live.
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