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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:30:36 PM
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How do I accomplish step one: Not be ugly. I understand all the steps after that are easier if you do that one first.
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TheWorstPoster
04/14/17 10:31:20 PM
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The first step is to be a complete loser and have no life, or social skills at all.
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Blighboy
04/14/17 10:31:24 PM
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Post pics of someone else and say it's you.

Boom
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DorkLink
04/14/17 10:31:43 PM
#4:


Work out
Take showers
Shave/cut hair regularly
Buy well-fitting clothes


If you're doing that stuff already then I don't know. I try do those things but I'm still pretty ugly
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helIy
04/14/17 10:32:32 PM
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or you can skip all that tedious hard work and get plastic surgery
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:32:34 PM
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Jesus christ this Friday crew is fucking sad rn

There are no leagues.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:33:07 PM
#7:


DorkLink posted...
Work out
Take showers
Shave/cut hair regularly
Buy well-fitting clothes


If you're doing that stuff already then I don't know. I try do those things but I'm still pretty ugly

I don't work out but I have a physical job and I'm in decent shape. I shower. I need a haircut. I don't like well-fitting clothes, they aren't comfy.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:33:25 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Jesus christ this Friday crew is fucking sad rn

There are no leagues.

I don't know what "there are no leagues" mean
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Blighboy
04/14/17 10:33:58 PM
#9:


fam you are being so sky right now
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:34:07 PM
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helIy posted...
or you can skip all that tedious hard work and get plastic surgery

Now we're cooking with gas. Or charcoal.
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:34:32 PM
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There are no leagues when it comes to attractiveness. People you may consider unattractive may end up with people you consider attractive. It's the whole package that'll earn your keep.

So get some gotdang confidence and present your best self.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:35:02 PM
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Blighboy posted...
fam you are being so sky right now

Is being "sky" being me? What does that mean?
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:35:05 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
helIy posted...
or you can skip all that tedious hard work and get plastic surgery

Now we're cooking with gas. Or charcoal.

This was going to be my joke suggestion: burn off your face to the point where they have to regraft the whole thing >_>
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:35:26 PM
#14:


RCtheWSBC posted...
There are no leagues when it comes to attractiveness. People you may consider unattractive may end up with people you consider attractive. It's the whole package that'll earn your keep.

So get some gotdang confidence and present your best self.

Idk I suck pretty bad. I don't really have anything going for me.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:36:07 PM
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People at work like me though. It seems to be the only place I'm good at being likable.
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TheWorstPoster
04/14/17 10:36:59 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
People at work like me though. It seems to be the only place I'm good at being likable.


They hate you.

They're just pretending to like you so they won't get fired.
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:37:09 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
People at work like me though. It seems to be the only place I'm good at being likable.

I gotta ask: is that because it's the only place to go to outside your home? >__>
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CountessRolab
04/14/17 10:38:35 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
There are no leagues when it comes to attractiveness


mmmmm....yeah, im gonna have to disagree with that one.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:38:37 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
People at work like me though. It seems to be the only place I'm good at being likable.

I gotta ask: is that because it's the only place to go to outside your home? >__>

Hmmm. No when I went to college it didn't happen. Or high school. I'm not sure what I do at work, but they fucking love me there. Even my bosses like me and my productivity is shit because I am apparently so worthless I can't even do warehouse work well.
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helIy
04/14/17 10:38:50 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
helIy posted...
or you can skip all that tedious hard work and get plastic surgery

Now we're cooking with gas. Or charcoal.

This was going to be my joke suggestion: burn off your face to the point where they have to regraft the whole thing >_>

so you want him to look like the dude eric stoltz played in Mask?
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:39:53 PM
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CountessRolab posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
There are no leagues when it comes to attractiveness


mmmmm....yeah, im gonna have to disagree with that one.

Agree to disagree. I'm done telling myself I don't have a chance with someone based on how I look. You never know.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:41:03 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
Agree to disagree. I'm done telling myself I don't have a chance with someone based on how I look. You never know.

You are an attractive woman. Of course you can get people...
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:42:44 PM
#23:


I've had very low self-esteem issues for the majority of my life. If there's anything I can resonate with the typical PotDer about, it's that.

Y'all have no idea about my dating life and my ability to "get people."
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helIy
04/14/17 10:43:14 PM
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she says, even though she always gets what she's after

:v
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TheWorstPoster
04/14/17 10:43:35 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
I've had very low self-esteem issues for the majority of my life. If there's anything I can resonate with the typical PotDer about, it's that.

Y'all have no idea about my dating life and my ability to "get people."


So, you're single?
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:43:40 PM
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helIy posted...
she says, even though she always gets what she's after

:v

When it comes to careers and grades, yes!

When it comes to relationships. LOLOL
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:44:08 PM
#27:


Oh. Well you have a job that doesn't suck, are attractive, and are going to a super prestigious university for a masters (?) degree. So just stop having low self-esteem.


That's how that works, right?
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:45:48 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
That's how that works, right?

If only, sir. I'll admit I've made progress over the past few years, but I'm holding on to some past transgressions that I'm working to get over.

Now I don't know about you, obviously, so all I can say it don't sell yourself short and don't settle for less.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:48:29 PM
#29:


My love life is pathetic. My social life is pathetic. My career is pathetic. The only thing I have going for me are my rental properties which allow me to live off this depressing job.
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:49:06 PM
#30:


I gotta try so hard not to go into social work mode after hours >__>
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:50:18 PM
#31:


Oh online dating is mostly just messaging a billion girls and hoping for a response from like 2, right? I don't think that would help my self-esteem.
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helIy
04/14/17 10:51:11 PM
#32:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
My love life is pathetic. My social life is pathetic. My career is pathetic. The only thing I have going for me are my rental properties which allow me to live off this depressing job.

eh?
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TheWorstPoster
04/14/17 10:51:24 PM
#33:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
Oh online dating is mostly just messaging a billion girls and hoping for a response from like 2, right? I don't think that would help my self-esteem.


Ask RC out before I randomly decide to
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Blighboy
04/14/17 10:51:59 PM
#34:


RCtheWSBC posted...
There are no leagues when it comes to attractiveness. People you may consider unattractive may end up with people you consider attractive. It's the whole package that'll earn your keep.

So get some gotdang confidence and present your best self.

This is literally what attractive people believe.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:52:19 PM
#35:


helIy posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
My love life is pathetic. My social life is pathetic. My career is pathetic. The only thing I have going for me are my rental properties which allow me to live off this depressing job.

eh?

My dad was a not-failure. So I had a big college fund that he built up for me and my brother by gifting us the maximum allowed by law every year. When we went to college, my brother went to a private school, I went to a state school, so I had leftover money. I bought two rental townhouses with that.
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SpeeDLeemon
04/14/17 10:53:53 PM
#36:


I met a girl on Bumble. We're going to meet up next weekend. She's gorgeousssss
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TheWorstPoster
04/14/17 10:54:23 PM
#37:


SpeeDLeemon posted...
I met a girl on Bumble. We're going to meet up next weekend. She's gorgeousssss


PICS
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:54:43 PM
#38:


ICOYAR can you go ICOYAR in a different topic please.
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TheWorstPoster
04/14/17 10:55:03 PM
#39:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
ICOYAR can you go ICOYAR in a different topic please.


No
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Blighboy
04/14/17 10:55:58 PM
#40:


RC, if all it requires is confidence, why hasn't Icoyar married someone yet? He has nothing but confidence.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:56:25 PM
#41:


ICOYAR actually has no confidence though. I'm pretty sure he's aware his life sucks.
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helIy
04/14/17 10:56:52 PM
#42:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
My dad was a not-failure. So I had a big college fund that he built up for me and my brother by gifting us the maximum allowed by law every year. When we went to college, my brother went to a private school, I went to a state school, so I had leftover money. I bought two rental townhouses with that.

oh neat.

i can't imagine being a landlord is an easy task to do though
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TheWorstPoster
04/14/17 10:57:11 PM
#43:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
ICOYAR actually has no confidence though. I'm pretty sure he's aware his life sucks.

Which is why you should be relieved.
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:57:22 PM
#44:


helIy posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
My dad was a not-failure. So I had a big college fund that he built up for me and my brother by gifting us the maximum allowed by law every year. When we went to college, my brother went to a private school, I went to a state school, so I had leftover money. I bought two rental townhouses with that.

oh neat.

i can't imagine being a landlord is an easy task to do though

Managing company takes 6% of rent. They handle everything.
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helIy
04/14/17 10:57:54 PM
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i guess that's one way to do it
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 10:58:22 PM
#46:


It's free money, it's the highlight of my month, getting it direct deposited into my account.
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RCtheWSBC
04/14/17 10:59:27 PM
#47:


I dunno man, I want to ask you some more questions but I don't want to be invasive
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TheWorstPoster
04/14/17 10:59:28 PM
#48:


SkynyrdRocker posted...
It's free money, it's the highlight of my month, getting it direct deposited into my account.


Which sounds exactly like ICOYAR
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helIy
04/14/17 10:59:44 PM
#49:


okay that's a little sad if that's the highlight of your month

how much are we talking here
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SkynyrdRocker
04/14/17 11:00:01 PM
#50:


RCtheWSBC posted...
I dunno man, I want to ask you some more questions but I don't want to be invasive

please do
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