Poll of the Day > i love the smell of the manufactured "green apple" smell

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helIy
04/14/17 10:54:41 PM
#1:


my hair soap is green apple, my bodywash is green apple

a lot of the candles around here are green apple

the dishsoap is green apple

if i could find a cologne that was just the smell of green apple, and none of that shitty harsh chemical underlying smell most colognes have, that would be just the bees knees

which segways nicely into: why the fucking shit is there literally no plain ass orange smelling candles?

why does it have to be this "hawaiian" bullshit, or mixed with mangos or stupid shit?

just give me plain ass, normal fuckin', orange citrus.
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helIy
04/14/17 10:55:43 PM
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http://www.scent.net/jolly-rancher-new-green-apple-cologne


oh fuck
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TheWorstPoster
04/14/17 10:56:51 PM
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I hate Apple.

Overpriced for underperforming hardware, no games, and controls you. And you get turned into a zombie, who is a member of the Cult of Apple.

Them going "green" could only be worse.
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Mead
04/14/17 10:57:35 PM
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Green Apple things are the best things
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eating4fun
04/14/17 11:08:04 PM
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Have you tried green apple toothpaste? It's a thing.
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green dragon
04/14/17 11:11:10 PM
#6:


I love real green apple, but the fake-y green apple stuff is gross to me
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helIy
04/14/17 11:12:20 PM
#7:


eating4fun posted...
Have you tried green apple toothpaste? It's a thing.

that sounds like it'd just be sugar toothpaste
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Mead
04/14/17 11:20:27 PM
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helIy posted...
eating4fun posted...
Have you tried green apple toothpaste? It's a thing.

that sounds like it'd just be sugar toothpaste


Nah they load that shit up with xylitol
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acesxhigh
04/14/17 11:25:39 PM
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helIy posted...
wanna watch me eat a pineapple pizza with a diced hardboiled egg on it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3mGmQWc7hY

*breathes heavily*
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helIy
04/14/17 11:30:19 PM
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you have no idea what was going on to get my body to eat that
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SusanGreenEyes
04/15/17 12:40:43 AM
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helIy posted...
which segways nicely into: why the fucking shit is there literally no plain ass orange smelling candles?

why does it have to be this "hawaiian" bullshit, or mixed with mangos or stupid shit?

just give me plain ass, normal fuckin', orange citrus.

I found an orange body spray/ cologne for you:
https://demeterfragrance.com/sweet-orange.html
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helIy
04/15/17 12:41:02 AM
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i want an orange candle.
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MICHALECOLE
04/15/17 12:41:28 AM
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God I can't wait till apple buys Disney
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SusanGreenEyes
04/15/17 12:48:46 AM
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helIy posted...
i want an orange candle.

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/48061921031347696/
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