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Gojak_v3
05/03/17 9:23:24 PM
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http://www.stoolanalyzer.com/

If the stool is thick and lumpy, this means that is moves very slowly through your intestines, allowing all the fluids to be absorbed. You are constipated. Constipation is often caused by a low fiber diet and/or low liquid intake. Fiber holds on to fluid, and therefore, a lack of it in your diet will lead to harder stool that may be more difficult to leave your system. Drink at least two liters of fluids, like water, to make sure you are well hydrated. Sometimes a diet high in dairy can cause constipation, so try reducing your dairy intake for a week or two to see if that helps. Also try to avoid alcohol, baking soda, and all products with refined white flour, sugar, white rice and yeast.

Light to medium brown stool indicates a normal-coloured feces.

The ideal stool is about one inch (2.54 cm) in diameter and twelve inches (about 30 cm) long.

If you defecate from three times a day to once every three days you're in the normal range. On average a person defecates about once a day.

Rapidly sinking stool can indicate that a person isn't eating enough fiber-rich foods, such as vegetables, fruits, and whole grains or drinking enough water.


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Gojak_v3
05/04/17 11:14:22 AM
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I want poop reports people!
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foreveraIone
05/04/17 11:14:40 AM
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i POOPED a lot but there was blood on the TP
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TheMarthKoopa
05/04/17 11:17:20 AM
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I've been going about 4+ times a day for a few weeks

Is that bad
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PoopPotato
05/04/17 11:18:24 AM
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87/100

Congratulations! Your stool has a perfect shape and consistency! The "perfect stool" is large, soft, fluffy and easy to pass. It does not show anything you have eaten, except for whole flax seeds, sesame seeds, corn and salad greens that are tough to digest.

Light to medium brown stool indicates a normal-coloured feces.

The ideal stool is about one inch (2.54 cm) in diameter and twelve inches long. Feces that are larger than that might indicate constipation or too much food or/and fiber in your diet. If the diameter is larger than 3 cm, it might cause severe pain and bleeding during and after bowel movements. In some cases the tearing or fissure occurs, however, this is typically a minor condition that heals on its own within six weeks. A medical advise is recommended.

If you defecate from three times a day to once every three days you're in the normal range. On average a person defecates about once a day.

A stool that totally floats on the surface is either mostly vegetable fiber that is full of trapped air, or full of undigested fats. If a high fat diet is making your stool float your feces will have a slick, shiny coated appearance. The fats you have eaten are not completely digested. You should eat carrots, apples or beets to maintain balance
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Gojak_v3
05/04/17 11:19:06 AM
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Fecal Transplants
Fecal Microbiota Transplant (FMT) is a procedure in which fecal matter, or stool, is collected from a tested donor, mixed with a saline or other solution, strained, and placed in a patient, by colonoscopy, endoscopy, sigmoidoscopy, or enema. Such transplants are used to replace good bacteria that has been killed or suppressed, usually by the use of antibiotics, causing bad bacteria to over-populate the colon. The trillions of good bacteria in a healthy person’s stool can help re-colonize the digestive tract and treat infections that haven’t responded well to other treatments.


ayyyyyyyy lmao

poop transplant where do I sign up?
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PoopPotato
05/04/17 11:33:03 AM
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I want to be a poop donor
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Doom_Art
05/04/17 11:38:33 AM
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The shape and consistency of your stool indicate that you have a soft stool. It is very close to the "perfect stool" that you're trying to produce. A "perfect stool" is like a large, soft, fluffy and easy to pass twelve inches (about 30 cm) sausage. Try adding probiotics to your diet. Probiotics are commonly consumed as part of fermented foods with active live cultures, such as yogurt or dietary supplements.

Very light brown stool might indicate too much fat in your diet or constipation. Try increasing fiber content in your diet and remove some fat.

The ideal stool is about one inch (2.54 cm) in diameter and twelve inches (about 30 cm) long.

If you defecate from three times a day to once every three days you're in the normal range. On average a person defecates about once a day.

Rapidly sinking stool can indicate that a person isn't eating enough fiber-rich foods, such as vegetables, fruits, and whole grains or drinking enough water.

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ThyCorndog
05/04/17 11:39:59 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
I want to be a poop donor

poop in her butt
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PoopPotato
05/04/17 11:40:57 AM
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Could we poop back and forth? I feel like that was a meme for a minute.
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kingdrake2
05/04/17 5:05:27 PM
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lately they been lunkers, hard to flush. those always fun.
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