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CountessRolab
05/20/17 3:39:07 AM
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Mead
05/20/17 3:44:43 AM
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They've been trying use it against him on radio ads here

They always end it with something along the lines of "What you do in your bedroom is your own business, but we don't want you as our governor, and we certainly wouldn't want you dating our daughters"

Like that is an actual line from the ad
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Zeus
05/20/17 3:55:45 AM
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Is this shit real?

CountessRolab posted...
Yes, this is real.


Oh.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
05/20/17 3:59:48 AM
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Mead
05/20/17 4:01:00 AM
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Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...
http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm


Omg why is that still up XD
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Zeus
05/20/17 4:20:44 AM
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About Noah “Noé” Dyer

Noah is an executive, educator, entrepreneur, and author. He is currently the Vice President of Marketing Strategies at a prominent Phoenix ad agency. In his current role, he is responsible for new business development, client strategy, and management of complex projects.


You know, from his photo and this opening paragraph, you wouldn't guess he was a nutter... but then his "About Me" section continues:



Before moving into marketing, Noah worked for three years as a junior high teacher in the Osborn and Madison Elementary School Districts, first as a substitute teacher, and then as a full time technology teacher. Later, he worked for two years as a professor of game programming and production at the University of Advancing Technology.

Noah co-founded a marketing agency in 2010, Sure Spark, which still serves clients today. That same entrepreneurial spirit led him to develop and launch Fizz Points, a social media and loyalty marketing app, which, though not a commercial success, gave him valuable insight into the world of tech startups and fundraising. He has consulted for many companies, and has worked on many side projects, including indie video games.


Few yellow flags between career hopping and stuff that sounds like nonsense, but it gets better.

Noah is a certified ScrumMaster and author of the textbook Successful ScrumButt: Modifying Scrum Project Management for Student and Virtual Teams. His marketing articles have appeared in many publications, and he’s also a frequent conference speaker and expert guest on television and radio programs.

Noah is a product of the Arizona school system, from Kindergarten through his Master’s Degree. He graduated from Central High School, received his bachelor’s in psychology from ASU West, and his Master’s in Business Administration from ASU’s Main Campus.


We're getting into fringe wtf-sounding shit, but it's still almost credible. However, he then lists his reading... which makes him look a little eccentric:

https://noahdyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Books-Noah-has-Read.pdf

Not quite to crazy town yet, but we're getting there.

Noah is fluent in Spanish. He is a hobby stage hypnotist. He served a Mormon mission in Costa Rica before becoming agnostic. He has read the whole text of the Bible, the Quran, The Tao Te Ching, The Book of Mormon, the Bhagavad Gita, and many other holy texts. He has traveled throughout India.

Noah is a volunteer reader for Sun Sounds, a radio station that reads newspapers and other printed material to the blind. He is an Eagle Scout. He enjoys playing many sports, including wrestling, boxing, volleyball, basketball, ultimate Frisbee, football, rugby, and more.

Noah is the proud father of four beautiful children, Enoch, Mattie, Linkin, and Lillie.

He has been married, divorced, a homeless person, a champion athlete, and many other things. Perhaps most importantly, and inspiring his campaign for governor, Noah has something in common with nearly everyone and likes to build on common experiences rather than focus on differences.


Red flag, red flag, red flag.
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