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CableZL
05/23/17 10:08:03 PM
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https://soundcloud.com/cablezl/weird-voicemail

He was looking for someone named "Flow," and he referred to himself as "Louie the Puerto Rican."

Kinda weird. You'd think people would be more careful about dialing the right number for this kind of thing.
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Kazi1212
05/23/17 10:09:03 PM
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He's probably trying to set you up, he knows the police are listening in.
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JlM
05/23/17 10:14:40 PM
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I apparently got a recycled phone number, or a drug dealer gave people the wrong number a lot.

I've had my cell number for 13 years. There was a five year stretch were every few weeks I'd get some hood rat call, looking for "Bam", asking about "the pills" or asking for a "cut of dat good good fresh fresh".

Most just hung up when they realized they weren't talking to Bam. Some got nervous and said "HAHA JUST KIDDING" or told me if I called the cops they'd shoot me.

Then one call, the woman didn't believe me that I wasn't Bam, or thought I had Bam's phone. Kept calling me and screaming hilarious expletives at me.
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alexander37
05/23/17 10:18:47 PM
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JlM posted...
told me if I called the cops they'd shoot me

Lmao that's just stupid (and if anything more likely to make someone call the cops) I would just say "oh whoops sorry please disregard" and hang up the phone.....
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CableZL
05/24/17 10:14:27 PM
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He called again and I made the mistake of answering the phone. Sheesh. Is "You have the wrong number" really a common answer for drug dealers or something?

I told him he had the wrong number and he still told me his address. Or maybe he just wanted me to leave them there.
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YookaLaylee
05/24/17 10:18:31 PM
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You should've told him to meet you in front of the police station
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