Poll of the Day > I Wrapped A Shoebox As A Present

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aDirtyShisno
06/07/17 4:09:11 PM
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I wrapped it for my newest girl. It took a few minutes to figure out the cuts and folds beforehand in my head so that it would have "Happy Birthday" facing upwards on five sides, but I got it right on my first go at it.

5jIGitT
cPrGLkF
4tbOjXI
UO66JwK
nuk5xwM
tbH7Dys
heXZSXu
97a8a0x
nRdDePq
TaluMkQ

Gee I wonder what's inside...? Hint: It's a shoebox!
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dedbus
06/07/17 4:14:09 PM
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DarkwingDidi
06/07/17 4:20:47 PM
#3:


That's cool.
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aDirtyShisno
06/07/17 4:24:35 PM
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DarkwingDidi posted...
That's cool.
Thanks!

'(^.^)!
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Jen0125
06/07/17 4:32:07 PM
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okay
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dedbus
06/07/17 4:45:44 PM
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How many cuts and fold will it take to fit her in the box though.
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Muffinz0rz
06/07/17 5:31:02 PM
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I hope you at least get to third base
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Action53
06/07/17 5:36:31 PM
#8:


aDirtyShisno posted...
what's inside...?

A dick?
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aDirtyShisno
06/07/17 8:15:39 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I hope you at least get to third base
Well, I'll be going out with her on her birthday and I got her exactly what she asked for so hopefully it ends up at my place by the end of the night. She did say she wants to go swimming in my pool...
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aDirtyShisno
06/07/17 8:15:49 PM
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Action53 posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
what's inside...?

A dick?
No.
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SmokeMassTree
06/07/17 8:21:37 PM
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Why the fuck would you take step by step pics as if you were doing some magical incredible shit?
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Cacciato
06/07/17 8:22:45 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Why the fuck would you take step by step pics as if you were doing some magical incredible shit?

I think it's some Blue Ranger shit.
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Smarkil
06/07/17 8:25:10 PM
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Cacciato posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Why the fuck would you take step by step pics as if you were doing some magical incredible shit?

I think it's some Blue Ranger shit.


Yeah he's being a real Julia.
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MICHALECOLE
06/07/17 8:37:54 PM
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Smarkil posted...
Cacciato posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
Why the fuck would you take step by step pics as if you were doing some magical incredible shit?

I think it's some Blue Ranger shit.


Yeah he's being a real Julia.

Yeah he pulled some Helen Keller shit
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SusanGreenEyes
06/07/17 10:30:45 PM
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WaDirtyShisno posted...
Action53 posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
what's inside...?

A dick?
No.

What IS in the box in all seriousness?
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aDirtyShisno
06/07/17 10:32:44 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
WaDirtyShisno posted...
Action53 posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
what's inside...?

A dick?
No.

What IS in the box in all seriousness?
It's a shoebox, so... shoes... obviously...
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SusanGreenEyes
06/07/17 10:36:21 PM
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aDirtyShisno posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
WaDirtyShisno posted...
Action53 posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
what's inside...?

A dick?
No.

What IS in the box in all seriousness?
It's a shoebox, so... shoes... obviously...

How is this obvious?
Lots of items that are smaller than a shoebox can fit in a shoebox.
How long have you been together that you're picking out shoes for her?
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Mario_VS_DK
06/07/17 10:39:17 PM
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aDirtyShisno posted...
Gee I wonder what's inside...? Hint: It's a shoebox!


A dead bird?
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aDirtyShisno
06/07/17 10:52:59 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
WaDirtyShisno posted...
Action53 posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
what's inside...?

A dick?
No.

What IS in the box in all seriousness?
It's a shoebox, so... shoes... obviously...

How is this obvious?
Lots of items that are smaller than a shoebox can fit in a shoebox.
How long have you been together that you're picking out shoes for her?
Oh, she picked them out herself. She gave me a short list of shoes to buy for her and I picked the one I like the most.
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SusanGreenEyes
06/07/17 10:54:15 PM
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^
How long have you been dating this girl?
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helly
06/07/17 10:56:15 PM
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stop asking questions

shinso implies that he has a harem, and in the pictures we've seen, all the women look drugged.
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aDirtyShisno
06/07/17 11:05:47 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
^
How long have you been dating this girl?
Just started, so like two weeks…? We haven't really gone out yet but we work together. She was just really really really REALLY happy that she finally got my number the other day and we've been hanging out together every day since. Going out on her birthday will actually be our "first date" technically.
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Cacciato
06/07/17 11:07:29 PM
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You are one of the single ugliest human beings I've ever seen photographed.
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wwinterj25
06/07/17 11:10:45 PM
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aDirtyShisno posted...
Gee I wonder what's inside...? Hint: It's a shoebox!


Money for paying her to be your gal?
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helly
06/07/17 11:16:02 PM
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Cacciato posted...
You are one of the single ugliest human beings I've ever seen photographed.

you've see muscles and the growth on his nose that i assume was actually his baby?
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wwinterj25
06/07/17 11:19:08 PM
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Cacciato posted...
You are one of the single ugliest human beings I've ever seen photographed.

I still want to see a pic of this new gal though. I mean I know the TC pays his GF's to date him so it isn't really all that shocking that he has a gal but still she must be really desperate. I want to know what kinda gals I need to lower my standards to.
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Cacciato
06/07/17 11:53:14 PM
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helly posted...
Cacciato posted...
You are one of the single ugliest human beings I've ever seen photographed.

you've see muscles and the growth on his nose that i assume was actually his baby?

I have, and it's close. But muscles hasn't posted a photo of him and a presumably drugged girl, so I'm gonna keep him in second place for now.

wwinterj25 posted...
Cacciato posted...
You are one of the single ugliest human beings I've ever seen photographed.

I still want to see a pic of this new gal though. I mean I know the TC pays his GF's to date him so it isn't really all that shocking that he has a gal but still she must be really desperate. I want to know what kinda gals I need to lower my standards to.

You'd have to drop them pretty low then. I don't know why this guy divulges the amount of info that he does.
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SmokeMassTree
06/08/17 1:14:03 AM
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6Y size shoes

The fuck
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Jen0125
06/08/17 1:35:38 AM
#29:


SmokeMassTree posted...
6Y size shoes

The fuck


Lmao and they're Jordans too. So your "new gf" wanted Jordans for a six year old, tc?

Inb4 tc tries to claim she has extremely small feet (that fit into a six youth) or he used a spare shoebox
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Smarkil
06/08/17 2:33:28 AM
#30:


Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
6Y size shoes

The fuck


Lmao and they're Jordans too. So your "new gf" wanted Jordans for a six year old, tc?

Inb4 tc tries to claim she has extremely small feet (that fit into a six youth) or he used a spare shoebox


kek
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EclairReturns
06/08/17 2:35:14 AM
#31:


helly posted...
he has a harem


helly posted...
all the women look drugged


Why can't it be both, though?
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aDirtyShisno
06/08/17 6:49:06 AM
#32:


Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
6Y size shoes

The fuck


Lmao and they're Jordans too. So your "new gf" wanted Jordans for a six year old, tc?

Inb4 tc tries to claim she has extremely small feet (that fit into a six youth) or he used a spare shoebox
She's so petite it's soooo cute!
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do_ob_tpkillr
06/08/17 7:37:16 AM
#33:


aDirtyShisno posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
6Y size shoes

The fuck


Lmao and they're Jordans too. So your "new gf" wanted Jordans for a six year old, tc?

Inb4 tc tries to claim she has extremely small feet (that fit into a six youth) or he used a spare shoebox
She's so petite it's soooo cute!


I'm starting to think that it's a 6 year old that TC tricked with a lollipop.
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SmokeMassTree
06/08/17 8:49:47 AM
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Nah her feet ain't 6y dog.

My 5 y/o wears regular size 3.
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Muffinz0rz
06/08/17 10:27:01 AM
#35:


aDirtyShisno posted...
She did say she wants to go swimming in my pool...

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
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Jen0125
06/08/17 10:59:18 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Nah her feet ain't 6y dog.

My 5 y/o wears regular size 3.


Yeah some really small women may wear a 13y but no adult woman is wearing a 6y
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Smarkil
06/08/17 12:29:15 PM
#37:


Jen0125 posted...
Yeah some really small women may wear a 13y but no adult woman is wearing a 6y


Well...ya know...I did see a guy that looked VERY similar to TC on Dateline...
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SusanGreenEyes
06/08/17 8:10:22 PM
#38:


aDirtyShisno posted...
Jen0125 posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
6Y size shoes

The fuck


Lmao and they're Jordans too. So your "new gf" wanted Jordans for a six year old, tc?

Inb4 tc tries to claim she has extremely small feet (that fit into a six youth) or he used a spare shoebox
She's so petite it's soooo cute!

You're just making it worse, Shisno!
This right here is a hot mess!
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