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Hypochondriathe 07/13/17 4:19:10 PM #1: |
The rich man says "I bought my wife a new Mercedes and a diamond ring. That way, if she doesn't like the ring, she can return it in the Mercedes and still be happy." The poor man says "I bought mine a pair of slippers and a dildo; that way if she doesn't like them, she can go fuck herself."
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thecolorgreen 07/13/17 4:23:15 PM #2: |
4/10
No laugh, but like i get it --- :wq ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 07/13/17 6:30:18 PM #3: |
I've heard that one before. It's acceptable. I saw a really bad movie that was basically just jokes like this acted out in short scenes. One of the few I remember was "what's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?.. You'll cry while chopping up the onion."
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green dragon 07/13/17 6:38:20 PM #4: |
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I've heard that one before. It's acceptable. I saw a really bad movie that was basically just jokes like this acted out in short scenes. One of the few I remember was "what's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker?.. You'll cry while chopping up the onion." I wanna watch it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheCyborgNinja 07/13/17 6:42:01 PM #5: |
You really don't...
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/national_lampoons_dirty_movie_2011/ --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blackhrt 07/13/17 11:04:46 PM #6: |
thecolorgreen posted...
4/10 --- "I live my life 3 videogames at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not my clan and their BS. For those 3 games or less, I'm free." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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