Current Events > Anyone else LIKE hospital stays?

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I mean, yeah...it's usually for a bad reason, like that you're sick or injured..

...but in a weird way, I almost liked staying in the hospital for a few days. Just the feeling of being taken care and being pampered...having your meals delivered, having your own TV to watch all day, sleeping if you want.

It's not the best time...but it's certainly not the worst ... well, depending on why you're there obviously. Even so, I guess just the "having everyone do things for you" part of it gets me. : p

Also, the "food is horrible" cliche is a myth. I've never had bad hospital food. At one place I stayed at, you could order virtually anything from fried chicken to apple pie. Breakfast of scrambled eggs and bacon and toast...maybe a lunch of teriyaki chicken...dinner of a hot open-faced roast beef sandwich. Yeah...I'm not shitting you. This is the food this hospital offered. And at other hospitals I've stayed at, I've gotten similar meals. Meals that weren't bad at all and were actually very good and tasty. You get a long list of choices too.

Yeah, I know...God forbid something really serious happens that makes me have to stay there for a long time...
...but sometimes, for a rare moment, I think about how nice it would be to stay there while not being sick. Better than a motel. : p
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You have a femdom fetish and need to handle it appropriately before you end up harassing a nurse or something. Also, you must have some very damn good insurance
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I've never minded them much. It's an excuse to lay in bed and play on my phone all day. I'd do that most days if I didn't have to work.
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I don't have insurance I just ignore the bills

if you're having a medical emergency the hospital is required to treat you irregardless of your ability to pay
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Opens a beer
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Philoktetes posted...

I don't have insurance I just ignore the bills

if you're having a medical emergency the hospital is required to treat you irregardless of your ability to pay

This is a very big problem, not that I'm gonna shame you for it, but this is a very big problem and I know 3 users who can and will explain why if I knew how to call for them
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it's a big problem but I have no other option because I'm poor

I'm a victim of capitalism
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I had to stay for a few days for an intense pain in my side. They couldn't figure out what was wrong and I couldn't even stand up with doubling over in pain. They shot me up with some stuff every few hours that had me feeling high as hell.
The few days are a blur to me but from what I do remember, everyone was really nice and I was glad to be there.

They never figured out what was wrong and the pain went away and it's been years with no issues.
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