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MrMelodramatic 08/13/17 1:03:17 PM #1: |
I went to a memorial service yesterday for this guy who was a huge donor to my university, and also a big member of the community. It was at this huge church and over a thousand people came. Maybe even two thousand. Well anyway, I was up on stage or whatever, and the guy leading the service gets up on the mic and welcomes everyone, etc. and asks them all to join him in reciting Psalm 23, which I guess was one of the guy's favorite passages from the Bible and also appropriate for the service. He asked everyone to say it with him, so we could all be united in this trying time of grief.
And then everyone said it. I could look out into the pews and everyone was reciting, without any reference. And the people standing next to me on stage were, too. I was literally the only person on stage not reciting because I didn't know it. So I guess I'm asking if it's common knowledge and I'm just stupid or if it's one of those south texas things I'm just not used to. --- Proud to be EPic Texas Aggie, Class of 2018 A-Whoop! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jen0125 08/13/17 1:04:09 PM #2: |
Grief*
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MrMelodramatic 08/13/17 1:04:50 PM #3: |
Psalm 23, KJV
2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. 3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. 4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. 6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever. --- Proud to be EPic Texas Aggie, Class of 2018 A-Whoop! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 08/13/17 1:12:08 PM #4: |
I imagine they all recited the King James Version? Would've been funny to me if they'd all recited different versions and it just sounded like noise.
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PMarth2002 08/13/17 1:12:47 PM #5: |
I don't know any of the bible by memory, but iirc that's the verse with the "as I walk through the valley of evil" line, which I always thought sounded cool.
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mastermix3000 08/13/17 1:20:02 PM #6: |
PMarth2002 posted...
I don't know any of the bible by memory, but iirc that's the verse with the "as I walk through the valley of evil" line, which I always thought sounded cool. Yep --- RIP in peace Junpei 6/1/17 :( ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMelodramatic 08/13/17 1:21:59 PM #7: |
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I imagine they all recited the King James Version? Would've been funny to me if they'd all recited different versions and it just sounded like noise. King James, yeah. PMarth2002 posted... I don't know any of the bible by memory, but iirc that's the verse with the "as I walk through the valley of evil" line, which I always thought sounded cool. The only thing I know from the Bible by memory is Genesis 1:1-1:3, and John 15:13. But yes, Psalm 23 is the one with the valley --- Proud to be EPic Texas Aggie, Class of 2018 A-Whoop! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeus 08/13/17 1:26:26 PM #8: |
"The path of the righteous man is beset..." oh wait, that's Ezekiel 25:17. And not the real version but the Pulp Fiction edit.
MrMelodramatic posted... Psalm 23, KJV Well, the first three stanzas I recognize, the latter three are somewhat familiar. --- (\/)(\/)|-| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lolamericans 08/13/17 1:39:00 PM #9: |
well i can recite it but i need the first few words for each stanza
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gguirao 08/13/17 1:39:56 PM #10: |
Just the first and last verses.
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Kana 08/13/17 1:40:57 PM #11: |
I have never been in a situation where I would be expected to know such a thing.
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Alex1976 08/13/17 2:28:13 PM #12: |
I've known it by memory for a little more than 30 years - it was read at my sister's funeral (cancer took her at the age of 10 back in 1985) and it stuck with me.
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KJ StErOiDs 08/13/17 3:43:57 PM #13: |
Every time I hear/read this verse now, I think of the Twilight Zone episode "The Obsolete Man".
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ReggieTheReckless 08/13/17 4:04:50 PM #14: |
I only know Austin 3:16
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yutterh 08/13/17 4:15:24 PM #15: |
Kana posted...
I have never been in a situation where I would be expected to know such a thing. This! ReggieTheReckless posted... I only know Austin 3:16 And of course this! --- i7-5820K 3.3GHz, Asus X99-DELUXE, Corsair H110i GTX, 850 EVO 1TB, EVGA GTX 970 4GB FTW ACX2.0, Corsair 760T, EVGA 850W, Orion Spark, Proteus Core, Benq BL3200PT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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myghostisdead 08/13/17 4:32:25 PM #16: |
I know it and I have never been much for going to church.
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KogaSteelfang 08/13/17 8:21:27 PM #17: |
Just by saying Psalm 23, no I wouldn't have been able to recite it. But after realizing it's the Lord's Prayer, yeah, I could've done it then. I think the only part of the bible I can identify by book and verse is John 3:16, and of course the start Genesis.
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ninjabay 08/13/17 8:45:42 PM #18: |
ReggieTheReckless posted...
I only know Austin 3:16 As a Christian i am embarassed to say this aswell --- it rained the day i was born but i was the lightning on that storm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 08/13/17 9:19:49 PM #19: |
KogaSteelfang posted...
Just by saying Psalm 23, no I wouldn't have been able to recite it. But after realizing it's the Lord's Prayer, yeah, I could've done it then. I think the only part of the bible I can identify by book and verse is John 3:16, and of course the start Genesis. Koga... The Lord's prayer is Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, for thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen. C'mon man. You're actually a Christian. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 08/13/17 9:32:53 PM #20: |
The Psalms aren't even canon
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DiduXD 08/13/17 9:43:39 PM #21: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Psalm 23, KJV This sounds like a prophecy from the Percy Jackson series. --- Forget what you've already won and focus on the current match. Main FC: 4313-5212-1176 IGN Matthew If we all hold on together, our dreams will never die. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 08/13/17 9:49:35 PM #22: |
For any given person, religious or no, if they only know one single Bible verse completely by memory, it's almost always going to be Psalm 23 or John 3:16.
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Lokarin 08/13/17 9:52:24 PM #23: |
ParanoidObsessive posted...
For any given person, religious or no, if they only know one single Bible verse completely by memory, it's almost always going to be Psalm 23 or John 3:16. I thought more people would know Genesis 1:1 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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green dragon 08/13/17 10:01:33 PM #24: |
I used to
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Judgmenl 08/13/17 10:26:18 PM #25: |
It's like the only memorable passage of the bible.
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dioxxys 08/14/17 12:56:56 AM #26: |
Yes
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Krazy_Kirby 08/14/17 1:06:45 AM #27: |
i know none of them. never read the bible, i prefer sci-fi/fantasy to pure fiction
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yutterh 08/14/17 1:36:18 AM #28: |
Krazy_Kirby posted...
i know none of them. never read the bible, i prefer sci-fi/fantasy to pure fiction Ya know, even if i wasn't a christian. I still find the mythos pretty badass. Angels vs demons is some pretty cool shit. --- i7-5820K 3.3GHz, Asus X99-DELUXE, Corsair H110i GTX, 850 EVO 1TB, EVGA GTX 970 4GB FTW ACX2.0, Corsair 760T, EVGA 850W, Orion Spark, Proteus Core, Benq BL3200PT ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shadowsword87 08/14/17 1:56:14 AM #29: |
yutterh posted...
Ya know, even if i wasn't a christian. I still find the mythos pretty badass. Angels vs demons is some pretty cool s***. You shouldn't really read the Bible else than, because demons were a very personal thing, and Angles aren't something you really dealt with. There's a reason every time they show up the first thing the say is, "fear not". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 08/14/17 2:07:23 AM #30: |
SkynyrdRocker posted...
KogaSteelfang posted...Just by saying Psalm 23, no I wouldn't have been able to recite it. But after realizing it's the Lord's Prayer, yeah, I could've done it then. I think the only part of the bible I can identify by book and verse is John 3:16, and of course the start Genesis. My bad then, I'm tired and flustered, my point was that I could've recited it once I realized what it was. It's been a really bad few days and I guess I'm not thinking totally clearly. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krazy_Kirby 08/14/17 4:29:26 AM #31: |
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pfft.. norse/roman/greek are waaaaay better --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slacker03150 08/14/17 4:41:33 AM #32: |
I could probably get through most of it, but no not the whole thing. I probably used to, it was a common prayer when I was growing up. But that was before my pastor turned me away from church after many such sermons like
"Jesus lives in your skin"(Literally!) "It doesn't matter if you find church boring when you go to heaven life will be 24/7 church service and god will make it so you like it" "Evolution doesn't make sense, the earth is only 6000 years old" Actually a video he showed us rather than something he preached, but by showing the video to a sunday school class I am assuming he agrees) "That mcdonalds coffee lady is just stupid and selfish, she shouldn't have gotten any money from mcdonalds and she should be ashamed that she sued them" I have only been to church a handful of times in the last 10 years and every time I have gone there has been a part of the serman that just makes me want to smack my head against the pew in front of me until it is over. Instead I go out into the lobby or to the bathroom or to the crying room and check my phone. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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helly 08/14/17 4:47:40 AM #33: |
yep. the four funerals i've been to have all done that, and everyone knew the damn thing except me.
even my friends who i went with knew it and that blew my fuckin mind. --- remember everything that we'd die for you are everything that i'd die for ... Copied to Clipboard!
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crinalex 08/14/17 4:57:28 AM #34: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
Psalm 23, KJV This is pretty cool. One of my favorite scenes in hell on wheels is where they recite it, and I'm not even Christian. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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