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Damn_Underscore
09/15/17 7:21:42 PM
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if u know what i mean
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FF_Redux
09/15/17 7:22:48 PM
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GAMERCAMRY
09/15/17 7:32:54 PM
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my thing hasn't even hit a female
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3khc
09/15/17 7:34:02 PM
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Well i mean my psn name is CERVIX_POUNDER so what do you think
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JlM
09/15/17 7:34:43 PM
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Yeah.

Now her cervix is gone though. A lot more comfy in there now.
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Spidey5
09/15/17 7:35:15 PM
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CapnMuffin
09/15/17 7:35:51 PM
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Spidey5 posted...
GAMERCAMRY posted...
my thing hasn't even hit a female

What about a male?

The elusive male cervix?
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Zikten
09/15/17 7:37:11 PM
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from what i understand, if it actually went in that far, the girl would be screaming in agony and might die
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Damn_Underscore
09/15/17 9:45:37 PM
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bump
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ssj3vegeta_
09/15/17 10:12:04 PM
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apolloooo
09/15/17 10:13:31 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
GAMERCAMRY posted...
Vegy's boyfriend

what

lol
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Typhon
09/15/17 10:16:55 PM
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I had to take a girlfriend to the hospital over this. Only a few thrusts in and she started screaming. She sobbed the whole way there. I felt like shit. When Dr told me what happened I was like "how? It ain't even big". He said it's all about the angle. They didn't do anything for her besides administering and prescribing pain meds, so I guess there was no serious damage.
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MutantJohn
09/15/17 10:43:26 PM
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Yeah, I've hit it hard enough and repeatedly enough to give my gf a light form of birth pains.
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