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AllOfThePlights
10/12/17 8:16:15 PM
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cam newton about to get dad dicked by carson wentz
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LethalAffinity
10/12/17 8:18:37 PM
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AllOfThePlights
10/12/17 8:20:19 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
pics

i'll get you a pic in a minute i have to wait for the game to start and a dad dicking to commence

eagles by 2 scores don't @ me
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 8:21:27 PM
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Keeping an eye on this for the Centipede pic and his false claims about this game.
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kingdrake2
10/12/17 8:22:06 PM
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AllOfThePlights posted...
cam newton about to get dad dicked by carson wentz


Fig Newton owes me a TV because he lost the game last year :(.
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AllOfThePlights
10/12/17 8:26:22 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Keeping an eye on this for the Centipede pic and his false claims about this game.

centipede is in the garbage and i tried cleaning off the wall

9nLDd0g

turns out i did a good job cleaning the wall. please hold for a cam newton pick 6
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AllOfThePlights
10/12/17 8:26:55 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
AllOfThePlights posted...
cam newton about to get dad dicked by carson wentz


Fig Newton owes me a TV because he lost the game last year :(.


what are you talking about boyo
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 8:27:16 PM
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DId you just paint? That's a really nice wall man.
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Axiom
10/12/17 8:28:09 PM
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House centipedes are cool and eat other bugs though
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AllOfThePlights
10/12/17 8:28:40 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
DId you just paint? That's a really nice wall man.

hey thanks.

i did not. we moved in back in july.
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AllOfThePlights
10/12/17 8:29:57 PM
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Axiom posted...
House centipedes are cool and eat other bugs though

they can also live up to around 5-6 years but i do not want to be roommates with something that quick or with that many legs
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 8:30:06 PM
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Whooooopsiiiieeeee Sorry Wentz.
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AllOfThePlights
10/12/17 8:30:44 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Whooooopsiiiieeeee Sorry Wentz.


FUCK THIS THAT WAS A FUMBLE JUST LIKE MY MAN MATTY ICE FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THE SAINTS goddammit
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HylianFox
10/12/17 8:31:49 PM
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the best part is when you try to squish one with a tissue and you only get half of it and it's legs are still wriggling
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AllOfThePlights
10/12/17 8:37:53 PM
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HylianFox posted...
the best part is when you try to squish one with a tissue and you only get half of it and it's legs are still wriggling

or you dont squish it well enough and its like fuck you and tries to destroy you
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Renault
10/12/17 8:38:32 PM
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rip arex
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 8:39:32 PM
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Bad start for the Beagles. Just so you know i'm a Giants fan looking for any kind of miracle I can get. We need to win every single game and you guys need to lose every single game. That's all I got left....
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Two_Dee
10/12/17 8:39:36 PM
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these Panthers jerseys are p. slick

i am a fan
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ChrisHanson24
10/12/17 8:39:57 PM
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why didn't you spray wd-40 on it it would have died instantly no guts to clean up
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HylianFox
10/12/17 8:40:23 PM
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Axiom posted...
House centipedes are cool and eat other bugs though

it's funny you say this because centipedes are just about the only bug I find in my apartment, they must eat everything else
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 8:41:37 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Axiom posted...
House centipedes are cool and eat other bugs though

it's funny you say this because centipedes are just about the only bug I find in my apartment, they must eat everything else


I live in the desert and I have about 150 lizards running around my house. They eat EVERYTHING I don't want inside. They're like pets, I can walk right up to them now.
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GuyCarlPeterson
10/12/17 8:42:43 PM
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Carson "I already fumbled" Wentz?
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AngelsNAirwav3s
10/12/17 8:44:40 PM
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Surprise Eagles topic lmao I did not see that coming
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kingdrake2
10/12/17 9:51:38 PM
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AllOfThePlights posted...
kingdrake2 posted...
AllOfThePlights posted...
cam newton about to get dad dicked by carson wentz


Fig Newton owes me a TV because he lost the game last year :(.


what are you talking about boyo


because he fumbled the game, ended up taking a tall lamp and smashing it against the TV in a fit of rage. never forgiven fig newton for making me do it.
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