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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 9:48:53 PM
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Broken sink? I can fix it. TV blew up in your face? I got a solution. Go on, just little things. I'm not going to make life choices for you though.
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MabusIncarnate
10/12/17 9:50:27 PM
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Help Mr. Nutcase-fix-it

I seem to have superglued my penis to my foot
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anth0ny
10/12/17 9:51:15 PM
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how often should i make my bed???
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 9:52:01 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Help Mr. Nutcase-fix-it

I seem to have superglued my penis to my foot


Well sir you've come to the right place. A little nail polish removal and a gallon of whiskey should do the trick

Note: Drink the whiskey not the polish.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 9:52:25 PM
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anth0ny posted...
how often should i make my bed???


Never. You appear to be above that task. Assign it to another user.
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anth0ny
10/12/17 9:53:32 PM
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you're the best Dr. Nutcase
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 9:54:06 PM
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anth0ny posted...
you're the best Dr. Nutcase


Hehehe... shut upppp about the Dr. part. I get audited regularly...
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MabusIncarnate
10/12/17 9:54:15 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Help Mr. Nutcase-fix-it

I seem to have superglued my penis to my foot


Well sir you've come to the right place. A little nail polish removal and a gallon of whiskey should do the trick

Note: Drink the whiskey not the polish.

Neat, Thanks!
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