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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 10:23:08 PM
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Wouldn't that be somethin? Maybe a deodorant for your asshole? Maybe even a pill that you can take that goes down into your intestines and dwells into your biggest turd, so that when you release it into water it releases a spray of shit and one hell of an enchanting aroma throughout the air and walls to clear it up?

I'd be all for that.
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Monkhood
10/12/17 10:24:26 PM
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or just use ass bleach like a normal member of society
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/12/17 10:27:03 PM
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Monkhood posted...
or just use ass bleach like a normal member of society


Yeah but if ass bleach gets on your colors doesn't it bleach that too? I I I can't have that. Also bleach doesn't have that cool mountain river stream scent like assholes should have.
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