Poll of the Day > I took the biggest L last night with a girl

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Muffinz0rz
03/22/18 10:10:10 PM
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Alright , so I met a cute shawty. Shes cool and she actually gave me her number and shit. I didnt ask for it. I barely was texting her because I was busy. One day I brought up sex and she flat out said she was down.

One red flag was that she had a food guy before and she like getting shit done for her. I fucked up already by buying her addy and snacks. She tried to imply again to buy her another one and was basically nah, heres the dealers number.

Alright fast forward. With sex on my mind, I thought hanging out with her last night it would happen but man I was wrong.

She hops in my car, asks for my aux and starts the convo with something depressing. Alright first i said lets go to Bar that I frequent and know all the employees. All my homies go there and the astros are playing . She goes but I dont drink. (I dont drink either) so I was like cool; you got anything else in mind? She said yeah Hookah, but you dont like Hookah. I was like its cool with me. I had some dope spots in mind but she was like lets go to a specific spot (she never been there before lmao)

We get to the Hookah spot. She looks at the menu of the Hookah and then she orders it. She looks at the smoothies and asks me if she could get that. I was like okay lol why you asking me. We smoking ( I have a vape pen with weed) and she just opens up to me. Basically I was consloing her the whole time, which I dont mind. I pay the bill and we leave.

She said she wanted to drive around. Which I did for like 20 mins. Then she said she wanted a frozen margarita. The place closes at 12, so I rushed over there while telling me she hates fast drivers lmao. I get her the drink and drop her off home.

Heres the biggest L. While she was in my car. I reach my hand out for a hug , and she grabbed it like an African ass handshake fam. I just smiled and said goodnight. She hits me up after I dropped her off saying she had a great time but Bruh lmao she said she hates when guys go ghost on her but thats what imma do. Imma try to fuck but nah. The only good thing about that night is one of my hoes hitting me up to fuck the next day. So yuh. L
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Cacciato
03/22/18 10:11:24 PM
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Is this a copy and paste or did you really just type that shit out like that?
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SusanGreenEyes
03/22/18 10:29:59 PM
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Worst story ever, bro.
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wwinterj25
03/22/18 10:31:54 PM
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SyAXs2q
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acesxhigh
03/22/18 10:33:25 PM
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bruh that is deadass savage af L fam
i am smh at that thot shawty real talk
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SunWuKung420
03/22/18 10:36:47 PM
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oIC4Gbc
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SkynyrdRocker
03/22/18 10:38:23 PM
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This is an L of a meme
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Jen0125
03/22/18 10:41:35 PM
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I'll be surprised if this doesn't get modded for saying you bought Adderall for someone and she mentions a dealer.
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Syntheticon
03/23/18 2:38:05 AM
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7BCgRp7
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zebatov
03/23/18 2:45:11 AM
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I didn't know what "addy" was until Jen said something. I wish people wouldn't out other people.
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Ozmose
03/23/18 3:39:45 AM
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I feel like I lost an IQ point just from reading that.
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Kyuubi4269
03/23/18 4:03:39 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
she grabbed it like an African ass handshake fam

This feels racist.
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Its like he wants two things at the same time.
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Firewood18
03/23/18 9:10:49 AM
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Kids these days...
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Who said that?
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Metalsonic66
03/23/18 9:22:15 AM
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Ozmose posted...
I feel like I lost an IQ point just from reading that.

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Jen0125
03/23/18 9:52:53 AM
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zebatov posted...
I didn't know what "addy" was until Jen said something. I wish people wouldn't out other people.


That's not my problem. It's not "outing" just because you didn't know what it was.
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Muffinz0rz
03/23/18 12:11:22 PM
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acesxhigh posted...
bruh that is deadass savage af L fam
i am smh at that thot shawty real talk

ya bruh smh what a L
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mastermix3000
03/23/18 12:44:20 PM
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Wow

Metalsonic66 posted...
Ozmose posted...
I feel like I lost an IQ point just from reading that.

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radical rhino
03/23/18 12:48:33 PM
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Cacciato posted...
Is this a copy and paste or did you really just type that shit out like that?

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