Poll of the Day > blew a chance today guys

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sorta cute girl in one of my labs. i think she sometimes looks at me. ran into her in the elevator and I couldn't manage to say anything the whole way down. virgin walked out of there as soon as we hit first floor and didn't look back. man i hate myself
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Tell her you like going down
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I'll just press the button for the stimulator, I mean elevator

But aren't you Ryan Gosling and have a GF that you think may or may not be fat?
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Ask her what her grade on the last homework/test is.
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forgot to mention that's the last lab and I don't go to the lectures because they suck. never see her again

LinkPizza posted...

But aren't you Ryan Gosling and have a GF that you think may or may not be fat?

no I'm not ryan gosling I just look sort of like him. anyway we broke up after zangulus said she was fat
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I think half the problem is in the back of your mind you know you want the P, and you know she knows you want the P, so the whole intro before getting the P is like an awkward waste of time. Put that in the back of your mind or else carry a flask and take a shot five min before turning a corner or opening a door just in case and away you go!
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its alright dude there's this girl im totally into but that's never happening cuz i can't talk to people normally let alone girls
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zebatov posted...

I think half the problem is in the back of your mind you know you want the P, and you know she knows you want the P, so the whole intro before getting the P is like an awkward waste of time. Put that in the back of your mind or else carry a flask and take a shot five min before turning a corner or opening a door just in case and away you go!

I totally would carry a flask if I didn't have to drive everywhere in This Town

Greenfox111 posted...

its alright dude there's this girl im totally into but that's never happening cuz i can't talk to people normally let alone girls

I'm getting better in certain contexts but breaking the ice is still like the Dark Souls of normal human interaction
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just say "hey wanna go hang mysel-- *cough* hang out sometime?"
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I think that elevator ride was probably more awkward than any conversation you could have come up with.
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elevators are meant to be silent and awkward though. I always think if I was a girl, would I want me to talk to me in an elevator?
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Was that chance Lucian?
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who's lucian
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It's a shame the chance never blew you.
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You sound pathetic but I have a similar problem at work. But that just reinforces my original opinion of you.
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JOExHIGASHI posted...

You sound pathetic but I have a similar problem at work. But that just reinforces my original opinion of you.

you're not wrong I am pathetic. now if you'll excuse me I'll return to my friday night activity of playing dark souls and drinking beer.
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which dark souls you playing?

i got a girls number today. somebody i work with i wont see as much after i leave for my new job.

kinda just said "hey so theres some cool people here i want to keep in contact with once i leave" and she gave it to me, though i probably coulda just asked anyways and she would have gave me it since we're cool and all.

You didn't blow anything.

Next time, compliment her nice smelling hair.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

compliment her nice smelling hair

Wouldn't that be too obvious and too creepy?
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dioxxys posted...

which dark souls you playing?

dark souls 1
I got to sens in 20 min and quit when I got killed by the ball xd

argonautweakend posted...

i got a girls number today. somebody i work with i wont see as much after i leave for my new job.

kinda just said "hey so theres some cool people here i want to keep in contact with once i leave" and she gave it to me, though i probably coulda just asked anyways and she would have gave me it since we're cool and all.

you should text her a funny jokle

SunWuKung420 posted...

You didn't blow anything.

Next time, compliment her nice smelling hair.

i would but i'm an honest man and i don't know yet what the hair smell like
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i think she sometimes looks at me


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On the real though just talk to her bro
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"you smell nice" said the man in the back of the elevator.
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I had bronchitis again, when I had it the same time last year. I had to go to CVS to get medication, after going to a small clinic to go on a nebulizer so that I could actually breathe

The cute girl I liked from my art class from last semester was waiting for a cash register. She said Hi, and I said Hi back, but didn't say anything else to get, since I was out of it due to the side effects of that.

I might never see her again :(

I COULD email her, but that would be creepy, especially since never emailed her before.

SunWuKung420 posted...

You didn't blow anything.

Next time, compliment her nice smelling hair.

You have to then get a good whiff of it.
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acesxhigh posted...

JOExHIGASHI posted...

You sound pathetic but I have a similar problem at work. But that just reinforces my original opinion of you.

you're not wrong I am pathetic. now if you'll excuse me I'll return to my friday night activity of playing dark souls and drinking beer.

Then that means I'm pathetic as well :(
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When you say you ran into her you have to fully commit and actually run into her.

TheWorstPoster posted...

I had bronchitis again, when I had it the same time last year. I had to go to CVS to get medication, after going to a small clinic to go on a nebulizer so that I could actually breathe

The cute girl I liked from my art class from last semester was waiting for a cash register. She said Hi, and I said Hi back, but didn't say anything else to get, since I was out of it due to the side effects of that.

I might never see her again :(

I COULD email her, but that would be creepy, especially since never emailed her before.

you can just go back to the CVS though
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