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LethalAffinity
04/12/18 6:01:59 AM
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Look, shithead. I'm tired of having to listen to people talk about this bullshit. Mello Yello isn't a fucking real drink. You want proof? Here's some proof - tell me, have you ever seen someone drinking Mello Yello? Don't fucking lie, you haven't and you know it. You've never seen someone drinking Mello Yello. You've never seen someone buy a Mello Yello from a vending machine or from a street asshole, or order one at a restaurant. Really. Fucking ask yourself, when was the last time you heard someone say the words, "Man, I could really go for a Mello Yello right now"? It doesn't happen, because NOBODY HAS EVER DRANK A MELLO YELLO BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL. Go to a vending machine this fucking instant, and try to buy a Mello Yello. I bet you my car, my house and my left fucking nut that it's just going to give you a Mountain Dew.
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shnangyboos
04/12/18 6:03:57 AM
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I used to love that shit when I was younger, but it's not so good now. Same with Mountain Dew.
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LethalAffinity
04/12/18 5:16:08 PM
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shnangyboos posted...
I used to love that shit when I was younger, but it's not so good now. Same with Mountain Dew.


It was always better than Mountain Dew honestly.
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Gafemage
04/12/18 5:17:33 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
shnangyboos posted...
I used to love that shit when I was younger, but it's not so good now. Same with Mountain Dew.


It was always better than Mountain Dew honestly.

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Grindcorp9000
04/12/18 5:17:54 PM
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Um. There is a vending machine by my work I often purchase Mello Yello from.
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Lord_Wombat
04/12/18 5:17:57 PM
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My BiL basically lives off it lmao
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Silver Bearings
04/12/18 5:18:10 PM
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Mello Yello is the worst.
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butthole666
04/12/18 5:20:42 PM
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I get peach mello yello at any opportunity. Better than sex
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clyde_frog
04/12/18 5:25:04 PM
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KStateKing17
04/12/18 5:27:37 PM
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Gafemage posted...
LethalAffinity posted...
shnangyboos posted...
I used to love that shit when I was younger, but it's not so good now. Same with Mountain Dew.


It was always better than Mountain Dew honestly.

Why y'all lying
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DevsBro
04/12/18 5:29:27 PM
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I legitimately don't believe In-n-Out Burger is a real place. CE made it up to troll us.
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PalmerSensei
04/12/18 5:45:22 PM
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Mellow Yellow Zero is the ****.
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Shuto-uke
04/12/18 5:49:25 PM
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shnangyboos posted...
I used to love that shit when I was younger, but it's not so good now. Same with Mountain Dew.


have they changed the formula?
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gatorsPENSbucs
04/12/18 5:51:58 PM
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I had one the other day, quite a few fast food places around here have it.
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LethalAffinity
04/12/18 5:58:35 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I had one the other day, quite a few fast food places around here have it.


Do you live in the south?
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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/12/18 5:58:38 PM
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With things aside, what's up with the logo they now use ?

I don't like it or even recall when it was changed.
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Gafemage
04/12/18 6:04:07 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Gafemage posted...
LethalAffinity posted...
shnangyboos posted...
I used to love that shit when I was younger, but it's not so good now. Same with Mountain Dew.


It was always better than Mountain Dew honestly.

Why y'all lying

PepsiCo makes crappy sodas in general, with very few exceptions.
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gatorsPENSbucs
04/12/18 7:27:19 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I had one the other day, quite a few fast food places around here have it.


Do you live in the south?

Yes
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ZCheveyo
04/12/18 7:30:53 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
With things aside, what's up with the logo they now use ?

I don't like it or even recall when it was changed.

It was changed recently, within the past year all I've gotten in new logo bottles, because I've been buying Mello Yello for a while now and I really dislike that new MY logo.

Turns out they introduced the change in December of 2015. I guess we finally ran out of old logos so all you can find is the new ones.
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KILBOTz
04/12/18 7:35:23 PM
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My Arby's recently changed from Pepsi products to coke products and they no longer had Mt Dew which I always with Arby's. They had mellow yellow so I got it for the first time in like 20 years. Not a fan.
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Mistere Man
04/12/18 7:38:16 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
My Arby's recently changed from Pepsi products to coke products and they no longer had Mt Dew which I always with Arby's. They had mellow yellow so I got it for the first time in like 20 years. Not a fan.

Some places dont mix things correctly.
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_Rinku_
04/12/18 7:47:13 PM
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In high school, I deeply offended the resident stoner by saying that I thought that Mello Yello was better than Mountain Dew.
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gguirao
04/12/18 9:20:56 PM
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I barely remember it. The last time I saw it was in the early '90s.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/12/18 9:29:19 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXEJ2mXwHhk" data-time="

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Medz1286
04/12/18 9:32:06 PM
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I drink it at Five Guys
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LethalAffinity
04/13/18 4:09:20 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXEJ2mXwHhk" data-time="


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90mroW9JLKQ" data-time="


Mistere Man posted...
KILBOTz posted...
My Arby's recently changed from Pepsi products to coke products and they no longer had Mt Dew which I always with Arby's. They had mellow yellow so I got it for the first time in like 20 years. Not a fan.

Some places dont mix things correctly.


Their CO2 is whack or their soda line in general is messed up and they didn't clean it out. Or you just have bad taste.
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Alkaloid
04/13/18 4:15:23 PM
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Back when I drank soda, I'd go through two cans of mello yello every day

Every fucking day

I don't really like mountain dew that much
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Steelix500
04/13/18 4:17:10 PM
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I never heard of Mello Yello until I moved to Tennesse
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SageHarpuia
04/13/18 4:20:02 PM
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7/11 is a fake chain
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Lost_All_Senses
04/13/18 4:33:28 PM
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LethalAffinity posted...
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXEJ2mXwHhk" data-time="


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90mroW9JLKQ" data-time="


Mistere Man posted...
KILBOTz posted...
My Arby's recently changed from Pepsi products to coke products and they no longer had Mt Dew which I always with Arby's. They had mellow yellow so I got it for the first time in like 20 years. Not a fan.

Some places dont mix things correctly.


Their CO2 is whack or their soda line in general is messed up and they didn't clean it out. Or you just have bad taste.


Fast Food soda is definitely hit or miss.
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