Poll of the Day > Some stupid trainee went in for a fist bump and I went in for a handshake

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FatalAccident 05/17/18 1:48:49 PM #1:	No kid This is not how you say goodbye in the professional world Not matter how coooool u think we are Needless to say I am traumatised by this awkward exchange. Hold me PotD --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:901505048] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>No kid This is not how you say goodbye in the professional world Not matter how coooool u think we are Needless to say I am traumatised by this awkward exchange. Hold me PotD</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SmokeMassTree 05/17/18 1:55:06 PM #2:	Every time someone tries to fist me I give them a wink and say maybe later. --- A.K. 2/14/10 T.C.P. Victorious Champion of the 1st Annual POTd Hunger Games and the POTd Battle Royale Season 3 <cite>SmokeMassTree posted [p:901505409] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>Every time someone tries to fist me I give them a wink and say maybe later.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 05/17/18 1:58:08 PM #3:	You're sooooo uncool, bro --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:901505585] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>You're sooooo uncool, bro</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 05/17/18 1:58:35 PM #4:	Some people don't like shaking hands. It's ok. --- As a being that longs for an infinitely sustainable existence, a real world of moderation coexisting with a virtual world of ultimate excess, seems ideal.DAMIEN <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:901505608] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>Some people don't like shaking hands. It's ok.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mario_VS_DK 05/17/18 1:59:33 PM #5:	Wow, that sounds so traumatic. Do you think you'll be able to recover on your own? Maybe you should talk to a shrink. --- How often do people read this? <cite>Mario_VS_DK posted [p:901505678] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>Wow, that sounds so traumatic. Do you think you'll be able to recover on your own? Maybe you should talk to a shrink.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EclairReturns 05/17/18 1:59:48 PM #6:	SunWuKung420 posted... ok Not in a professional work environment, it's not. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. <cite>EclairReturns posted [p:901505691] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>ok</quote> Not in a professional work environment, it's not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dikitain 05/17/18 2:00:09 PM #7:	Maybe he is a germophobe and didn't want to touch your shit encrusted hands. --- I am a senior software engineer. If you see me post here, I am tired of writing TPS reports. <cite>Dikitain posted [p:901505719] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>Maybe he is a germophobe and didn't want to touch your shit encrusted hands.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrYuya 05/17/18 2:02:23 PM #8:	Handshakes are gross and invasive, you might as well just have sex with someone if youre willing to go that far with them. --- It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to chew at my leisure. <cite>DrYuya posted [p:901505853] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>Handshakes are gross and invasive, you might as well just have sex with someone if youre willing to go that far with them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FatalAccident 05/17/18 2:02:29 PM #9:	Mario_VS_DK posted... Wow, that sounds so traumatic. Do you think you'll be able to recover on your own? Maybe you should talk to a shrink. p sure i need to see a shrink this is traumatising --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:901505859] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>Mario_VS_DK posted...</cite> <quote>Wow, that sounds so traumatic. Do you think you'll be able to recover on your own? Maybe you should talk to a shrink.</quote> p sure i need to see a shrink this is traumatising</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VeeVees 05/17/18 2:07:12 PM #10:	They are both disgusting. You should be doing elbow bumps. --- Rudy sucks <cite>VeeVees posted [p:901506139] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>They are both disgusting. You should be doing elbow bumps.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rjsilverthorn 05/17/18 2:07:15 PM #11:	DrYuya posted... Handshakes are gross and invasive, you might as well just have sex with someone if youre willing to go that far with them. If you think handshakes and sex are comparable you are doing one of them very very wrong. <cite>rjsilverthorn posted [p:901506145] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrYuya posted...</cite> <quote>Handshakes are gross and invasive, you might as well just have sex with someone if youre willing to go that far with them.</quote> If you think handshakes and sex are comparable you are doing one of them very very wrong.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 05/17/18 2:43:10 PM #12:	VeeVees posted... They are both disgusting. You should be doing elbow bumps. Fuck that. Give me a world where we give high fives like in Demolition Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvLHliGCcGU" data-time=" --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:901508222] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>VeeVees posted...</cite> <quote>They are both disgusting. You should be doing elbow bumps.</quote> Fuck that. Give me a world where we give high fives like in Demolition Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvLHliGCcGU" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xfma100 05/17/18 2:53:46 PM #13:	EclairReturns posted... SunWuKung420 posted... ok Not in a professional work environment, it's not. Don't shame his culture! <cite>Xfma100 posted [p:901508830] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>EclairReturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>ok</quote> Not in a professional work environment, it's not.</quote> Don't shame his culture!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FatalAccident 05/17/18 4:52:05 PM #15:	Zangulus posted... https://imgur.com/NLNqEuU it was more painful than that --- walks away <cite>FatalAccident posted [p:901515646] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zangulus posted...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/NLNqEuU</quote> it was more painful than that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Revelation34 05/20/18 10:36:59 PM #16:	EclairReturns posted... Not in a professional work environment, it's not. Citation needed. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms <cite>Revelation34 posted [p:901706432] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>EclairReturns posted...</cite> <quote>Not in a professional work environment, it's not.</quote> Citation needed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 05/20/18 10:43:12 PM #17:	FatalAccident posted... Mario_VS_DK posted... Wow, that sounds so traumatic. Do you think you'll be able to recover on your own? Maybe you should talk to a shrink. p sure i need to see a shrink this is traumatising I'm a shrink. I require the money upfront. Usually I only charge $100/hr but for something this traumatic, you're looking at roughly... $500/hr. --- "You rat! How dare you sell me so cheap." "NO ONE CALLS ME THAT WITHOUT SOME CHEESE!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:901706704] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>FatalAccident posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mario_VS_DK posted...</cite> <quote>Wow, that sounds so traumatic. Do you think you'll be able to recover on your own? Maybe you should talk to a shrink.</quote> p sure i need to see a shrink this is traumatising</quote> I'm a shrink. I require the money upfront. Usually I only charge $100/hr but for something this traumatic, you're looking at roughly... $500/hr.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
do_ob_tpkillr 05/20/18 10:49:33 PM #18:	He has a closed fist, you have an open palm. There is only one acceptable ending from this. ~~He'll try to punch you, but you'll catch his fist. Then both of you exchange manly nods of mutual respect.~~ <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:901706984] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>He has a closed fist, you have an open palm. There is only one acceptable ending from this. He'll try to punch you, but you'll catch his fist. Then both of you exchange manly nods of mutual respect.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 05/20/18 10:50:19 PM #19:	EclairReturns posted... SunWuKung420 posted... ok Not in a professional work environment, it's not. It's only unprofessional if you do the little explosion afterward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmSwrI4YAE" data-time=" --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:901707020] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>EclairReturns posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>ok</quote> Not in a professional work environment, it's not.</quote> It's only unprofessional if you do the little explosion afterward. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRmSwrI4YAE" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 05/20/18 10:51:53 PM #20:	I do the double fistbump Then I undo just the button on my jeans and see what happens. You cant get in trouble for just undoing the button --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:901707109] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>I do the double fistbump Then I undo just the button on my jeans and see what happens. You cant get in trouble for just undoing the button</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WarGreymon77 05/20/18 10:54:10 PM #21:	FatalAccident posted... No kid This is not how you say goodbye in the professional world Not matter how coooool u think we are Needless to say I am traumatised by this awkward exchange. Hold me PotD You sound like a jerk, TC. --- Creator of the official Digimon: Digital Monsters community board! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1430-digimon-digital-monsters <cite>WarGreymon77 posted [p:901707225] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>FatalAccident posted...</cite> <quote>No kid This is not how you say goodbye in the professional world Not matter how coooool u think we are Needless to say I am traumatised by this awkward exchange. Hold me PotD</quote> You sound like a jerk, TC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dedbus 05/20/18 11:50:48 PM #22:	rjsilverthorn posted... DrYuya posted... Handshakes are gross and invasive, you might as well just have sex with someone if youre willing to go that far with them. If you think handshakes and sex are comparable you are doing one of them very very wrong. But that's the hand I use. <cite>dedbus posted [p:901709575] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote><cite>rjsilverthorn posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrYuya posted...</cite> <quote>Handshakes are gross and invasive, you might as well just have sex with someone if youre willing to go that far with them.</quote> If you think handshakes and sex are comparable you are doing one of them very very wrong.</quote> But that's the hand I use.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 05/21/18 3:23:21 AM #23:	Been there, except with some little brat that decided to dab instead. I was so mad I gave him a light slap just to wipe the self satisfied grin off his face, luckily everyone else there was older so they thought it was the height of humour. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:901716099] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>Been there, except with some little brat that decided to dab instead. I was so mad I gave him a light slap just to wipe the self satisfied grin off his face, luckily everyone else there was older so they thought it was the height of humour.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 05/21/18 3:28:03 AM #24:	I don't respect men with a weak handshake. I feel disgusted. I don't judge women for it, but if they have a strong one I'm always very impressed. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:901716219] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>I don't respect men with a weak handshake. I feel disgusted. I don't judge women for it, but if they have a strong one I'm always very impressed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
zebatov 05/21/18 3:35:58 AM #25:	If someone prefers a fist-bump, I'll do the explosion and then do either squid or fallout after. --- lolmodhagomi <cite>zebatov posted [p:901716414] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>If someone prefers a fist-bump, I'll do the explosion and then do either squid or fallout after.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metal_Mario99 05/21/18 4:46:02 AM #26:	Thanks, Obama. --- The GameFAQs mods are terrible at their job. <cite>Metal_Mario99 posted [p:901717732] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>Thanks, Obama.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JoanOfArcade 05/21/18 4:49:07 AM #27:	As a manager I fist all my hires --- https://imgur.com/JlckuiR https://imgur.com/5oVg3nf <cite>JoanOfArcade posted [p:901717794] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>As a manager I fist all my hires</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JTekashiro 05/21/18 3:06:13 PM #28:	The fist bump is actually becoming professionally accepted. It is the doctor-advocated method these days, less germ transfer. But yes, rage at the young 'uns and all. Darn change! <cite>JTekashiro posted [p:901739597] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>The fist bump is actually becoming professionally accepted. It is the doctor-advocated method these days, less germ transfer. But yes, rage at the young 'uns and all. Darn change!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WarGreymon77 05/21/18 4:06:34 PM #29:	My palms are always sweaty, 24/7. It is a complete and utter humiliation to have to shake hands with anybody. --- Creator of the official Digimon: Digital Monsters community board! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1430-digimon-digital-monsters <cite>WarGreymon77 posted [p:901742760] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>My palms are always sweaty, 24/7. It is a complete and utter humiliation to have to shake hands with anybody.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 05/21/18 4:09:52 PM #30:	I fist bump a lot because my hands are usually sweaty as fuck and I dont want to subject my coworkers to that. --- Any fool with a microphone thinks he can tell you what he loves the most <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:901742899] in Some stupi... [t:76616070]...</cite> <quote>I fist bump a lot because my hands are usually sweaty as fuck and I dont want to subject my coworkers to that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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