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YoshitoKikuchi
05/19/18 5:32:11 PM
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Deal or No deal? - Results (26 votes)
Deal
57.69% (15 votes)
15
No deal
42.31% (11 votes)
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You can't protect or cover it with anything, and he punches at full force.
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DoctorVader
05/19/18 5:32:27 PM
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Yes
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KillerKhan420
05/19/18 5:33:57 PM
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I wouldn't care I'd let him do it, I'd fight him for millions too. The pain is only temporary, the money will last well beyond it
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Spidey5
05/19/18 5:36:15 PM
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Solar_Crimson
05/19/18 5:37:44 PM
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So, $1 billion, but I can no longer have children or possibly even perform during sex...
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Bishop9800
05/19/18 5:37:47 PM
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Spidey5 posted...
I dunno, money would be useless without a dick


This
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JTilly
05/19/18 5:38:49 PM
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Can he wear his boxing glove
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Tappor
05/19/18 5:40:21 PM
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no
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_OujiDoza_
05/19/18 5:41:51 PM
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I'll take the money.
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k debonair
05/19/18 5:42:07 PM
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this is actually a hard one.

tons of money, or a broken groin for the rest of my life?
i think I will pass on this and keep my functioning midsection.
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OwlRammer
05/19/18 5:42:12 PM
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deal, I do penis curls every day it'll probably break his arm if he tries
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salandrews
05/19/18 5:49:30 PM
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OwlRammer posted...
deal, I do penis curls every day it'll probably break his arm if he tries


Your firm 3 inches aren't gonna stop iron Mike.

No deal. No amount of money will be able to fix that.
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-Unowninator-
05/19/18 5:52:09 PM
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In the dick? Sure. I mean, you never said anything about the nuts... >_>
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VTBM
05/19/18 5:53:55 PM
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HashtagTartarus
05/19/18 5:58:08 PM
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Hell, I'd pay a billion just for a guy to touch my dick.
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chill02
05/19/18 6:00:24 PM
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I'd do it for free
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KiwiTerraRizing
05/19/18 6:00:52 PM
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Sure, his fist would only hit 6-7 inches, still gives me 5 to use.
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vocedelmorte
05/19/18 6:02:15 PM
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deal
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Cosmic_Diabetic
05/19/18 6:03:06 PM
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Depending on the angle he could easily sever it....
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bladegash
05/19/18 6:05:17 PM
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i'd let him bite my ear off as well as punch me in the dick.
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FightingGames
05/19/18 6:08:35 PM
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no deal. My pelvis and kidneys would probably be destroyed as well
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k debonair
05/19/18 7:43:20 PM
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-Unowninator- posted...
I mean, you never said anything about the nuts... >_>

forget the nuts; he's gonna destroy your pelvis entirely. gonna be a in wheelchair the rest of your life, unless you use the billion for a titanium hip replacement.
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YoshitoKikuchi
05/19/18 10:59:25 PM
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bump
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Mistere Man
05/19/18 11:06:28 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Hell, I'd pay a billion just for a guy to touch my dick.

What? You should be able to find that for far less than that.
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Forlorn_Ass
05/19/18 11:10:55 PM
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If you say yes to this, you probably watch twitch streamers all fucking day and dont know shit about anything except fortnite patch updates and overwatch figurine preorders.
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RamboCell29
05/19/18 11:12:52 PM
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If I am floppy and he hits in a way that won't catch and remove sure.

Otherwise I like having a penis.
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Mistere Man
05/19/18 11:14:55 PM
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I forgot to answer for my family sure deal as long as the money still goes to them if I die from total scrotal implosion.
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Vicious_Dios
05/19/18 11:16:52 PM
#29:


Fuck no.
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TightEnd
05/19/18 11:44:34 PM
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I would let him take a hammer to it for one billion... And I would thank him afterward.
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voldothegr8
05/19/18 11:48:03 PM
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What's the point of being super rich if I can't bang hot ass women all the time? Because boxing glove or not I'm pretty sure my junk wouldn't work anymore.
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Mistere Man
05/20/18 12:07:53 AM
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voldothegr8 posted...
What's the point of being super rich if I can't bang hot ass women all the time? Because boxing glove or not I'm pretty sure my junk wouldn't work anymore.

Buy a new one.
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YoshitoKikuchi
05/20/18 11:58:37 PM
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bump
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gguirao
05/21/18 12:52:10 AM
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No deal.
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Itachi157
05/21/18 12:56:20 AM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
I wouldn't care I'd let him do it, I'd fight him for millions too. The pain is only temporary, the money will last well beyond it


I'm pretty sure prime Mike Tyson could permanently injure/disable you if he went all out.
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Lord_Wombat
05/21/18 1:08:20 AM
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You said dick, not balls, so I'm gonna say yes and pray to God he's accurate?
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