Poll of the Day > ~Conspiracy Theories~

(+) Yeah! (+)

I want to believe.

I just realized that you cant spell conspiracy without piracy.

Its all coming together now.
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Given how outrageously stupid many of those theories are, chemtrails actually isn't looking that bad by comparison.

KH3 posted...

The FDA is withholding the cure for cancer - It is far more profitable to treat it

The FDA doesn't profit either way.
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Hey man, I'm just the messenger.

The people who argue that one in particular think companies that own hospitals, pharmaceuticals, etc. pay off high ranking members of the FDA.

A few of these aren't conspiracies.
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zebatov posted...

A few of these aren't conspiracies, and some I haven't heard of.

Right? Some of these are outright facts, like aliens visiting the earth
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None of the Above


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Nomak-54 posted...

<Right? Some of these are outright facts, like aliens visiting the earth

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Avril Lavigne

Putin has leverage on Trump is going to win, since it actually happened, ok?

What a terrible list you've created, ok?
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@MICHALECOLE posted...

Avril Lavigne

Her and Paul both fall under the reptillian master race theory, as both would have been replaced by near perfect body doubles

Considering how fuel dumps are part of the landing procedure, contrails at least have some basis in reality.
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all are idiotic
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As much as I shit on the Russia thing being a scapegoat for the DNC's shitty corporate side, there's probably some truth to it.

Not that I care. Right now we know the Russians probably hacked the DNC's e-mails... the ones that confirmed the DNC rigged the primaries against Bernie.

The 9/11 one used to get me with the "explosion before the plane hit it" footage. Pretty sure I left that one thinking that even if it is true, there's not enough here to convince anyone so I might as well not get worked up about it.
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Putin having leverage on Trump is no conspiracy. The way the orangutan has been brown-nosing Putin, especially recently, is oozing evidence of his true allegiance.
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"Chemtrails - Those "contrails" left behind from planes are spraying chemicals on the public"

That's not a conspiracy theory, that's just a fact, just like there are chemicals coming from car exhausts. The chemtrails conspiracy is usually that it contains mind control substances or something.

There's a reason these are listed together.. They're all dumb and perpetuated by wackos
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HighwayPilot posted...

"Chemtrails - Those "contrails" left behind from planes are spraying chemicals on the public"

That's not a conspiracy theory, that's just a fact, just like there are chemicals coming from car exhausts. The chemtrails conspiracy is usually that it contains mind control substances or something.

That's exactly what that option is talking about, lol

Do you underestimate people so much that they don't know how exhaust works? It's not just gray smoke, there is a chemical combustion taking place that powers the engine...
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Other: Veganism is a ploy by the African nations to take over the Western world and PETA actually stands for People from Ethiopia for Termination of America.
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So many of these are true it's hard to pick

I'm going with the moon landing

9/11 and chemtrails are right there tho

I would like to add the earth is flat, dinosaurs never existed (as portrayed in film/books/museums), and Australia isn't real
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One of the reasons I picked putin was because it sounded funny.
Then I made myself laugh because I pictured a crazy person trying to vote for all of them. Also it feels great knowing there are people on here that probably believe the moon aint real
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Blorfenburger posted...

One of the reasons I picked putin was because it sounded funny.
Then I made myself laugh because I pictured a crazy person trying to vote for all of them. Also it feels great knowing there are people on here that probably believe the moon aint real

The truth is out there...

KH3 posted...

The truth is out there...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU" data-time="
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The results show how idiotic the majority of this board is. They picked the most recent topic--Russia-- that they got butthurt over and decided to run with it as the most "believable."

Sometimes you have to wait years for the actual facts to settle in and the accounts to unravel. I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm just pointing out how bad of an option it is to run with.
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RedPixel posted...

The results show how idiotic the majority of this board is. They picked the most recent topic--Russia-- that they got butthurt over and decided to run with it as the most "believable."

Sometimes you have to wait years for the actual facts to settle in and the accounts to unravel. I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm just pointing out how bad of an option it is to run with.

A rare Drumpf supporter has been spotted!
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RaizerusRerun posted...

RedPixel posted...

The results show how idiotic the majority of this board is. They picked the most recent topic--Russia-- that they got butthurt over and decided to run with it as the most "believable."

Sometimes you have to wait years for the actual facts to settle in and the accounts to unravel. I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm just pointing out how bad of an option it is to run with.

A rare Drumpf supporter has been spotted!

Nope, not at all, buddy. I think every president since Kennedy has been a pawn.
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RedPixel posted...

RaizerusRerun posted...

RedPixel posted...

The results show how idiotic the majority of this board is. They picked the most recent topic--Russia-- that they got butthurt over and decided to run with it as the most "believable."

Sometimes you have to wait years for the actual facts to settle in and the accounts to unravel. I'm not saying it didn't happen, I'm just pointing out how bad of an option it is to run with.

A rare Drumpf supporter has been spotted!

Nope, not at all, buddy. I think every president since Kennedy has been a pawn.

*tin foil hat intensifies*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyYFoXV6iAs" data-time="
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I was so sleep deprived today I started having hunches people were robots. I was noticing weird modulations in people's voice, really strong hunches, like I just knew.

*continues to stay up until 7:30 AM without learning anything*
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Lol 3 people actually voted for the chemtrail one.
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Mattress Firms are used for money laundering.
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@DirtBasedSoap posted...

Mattress Firms are used for money laundering.

Holy shit, there are literally FOUR mattress firms within a 2 mile radius on the same road
around where I live.

You might be on to something!

The first one entwines with a bunch of the lower ones though
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I'm like 99% sure Putin has something on Trump. That's like painfully obvious to me. There's always that 1% though I guess!

I've always been pretty neutral on the moon landing conspiracy. Because the USA ABSOLUTELY had motive, means, and opportunity to fake it. It was also like a Golden Age of propaganda. The need to go NEENER NEENER WE WIN to Russia would have been very tempting.

Like I'm pretty sure we've been to the moon between then and now, but I'm not 100% sure they didn't just fake it at first because time was running out.

Then again, Buzz Aldrin did punchify someone for calling it fake to his face. :P
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KH3 posted...

@DirtBasedSoap posted...

Mattress Firms are used for money laundering.

Holy shit, there are literally FOUR mattress firms within a 2 mile radius on the same road
around where I live.

You might be on to something!

Yeah, there are so fucking many of them.
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Rip
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Revelation34 posted...

Lol people actually voted for any of these.

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Let's break each of these down.

The Illumanati exists.

Of course they exist. But for it to be a conspiracy something needs to be implied about who they are and what they do.

Mariana's Web - Quantum computing sentient AI underneath the Dark Web

Possible. If there are sentient AI they would view human as either too insignificant to factor into their plans or too inefficient to include in their plans.

Aliens have visited Earth - World governments have covered up the encounters

Why would they? It's far more likely that any evidence of aliens are relics left behind an ancient human civilization that was more advanced than we are today.

The lunar landing was staged - Humans have never landed on the moon

That's what they want you to think.

The human race is currently enslaved by shape-shifting reptiles controlling celebrities

It's true that celebrities seem inhuman but that's just because they're out of touch with the rest of society.
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Putin has leverage on Trump - The bleached mongoose would not have won without Russia

If anything Hillary Clinton shouldn't have had the support she did. People voted for Trump as the best way to defeat her.

The FDA is withholding the cure for cancer - It is far more profitable to treat it

There are actually several cures that work on different types of cancers.
Though the results of some of them are rather distasteful and should be kept from public knowledge.

9/11 was an inside job - US gov't instigated for a reason to invade overseas

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Northwoods

The YouTube channel "deeper" is a real life serial killer's video log

I'm not aware of that channel.

Chemtrails - Those "contrails" left behind from planes are spraying chemicals on the public

Plains have engines. Engines produce exhaust. If the intent is to spray the public with something it's highly inefficient to do it this way given how long they take to dissipate into the atmosphere.
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Lol a quantum computer ai can't exist because quantum CPUs don't functionally exist yet

People just took two things that sounded scary and combined them

Conspiracy theories in a nutshell.

If a rogue ai virus is out there, then it's probably as smart as a literal virus who's sole existence and purpose is to infect other computers. Sounds like a fun project one day. :)
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>bleached
>orange

Pick one you loon

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

The lunar landing was staged - Humans have never landed on the moon

That's what they want you to think.

Oh snap, a double conspiracy. Take that tinfoilers.

Yellow posted...

Conspiracy theories in a nutshell.

The spaghetti monsters live beneath us!
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Plains have engines. Engines produce exhaust. If the intent is to spray the public with something it's highly inefficient to do it this way given how long they take to dissipate into the atmosphere.

Plus: rich people need to breath the same air we do.

Now, if suddenly everyone in the senate started walking around with air tanks, then I would be worried.
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shadowsword87 posted...

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Plains have engines. Engines produce exhaust. If the intent is to spray the public with something it's highly inefficient to do it this way given how long they take to dissipate into the atmosphere.

Plus: rich people need to breath the same air we do.

Now, if suddenly everyone in the senate started walking around with air tanks, then I would be worried.

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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Why would they? It's far more likely that any evidence of aliens are relics from an ancient human civilization that was more advanced than we are today.

If they were that advanced then they wouldn't be gone.

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

There are actually several cures that work on different types of cancers.
Though the results of some of them are rather distasteful and should be kept from public knowledge.

Yeah curing something is rather distasteful.
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Revelation34 posted...

SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Why would they? It's far more likely that any evidence of aliens are relics from an ancient human civilization that was more advanced than we are today.

If they were that advanced then they wouldn't be gone.

The Aztecs, Mayans, and Roman Empire thought that as well.
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Seriously, do you know nothing of how empires die? They die from within partly because they get arrogant about how advanced they are. Our own civilization is on borrowed time now, I think. :P
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

The Aztecs, Mayans, and Roman Empire thought that as well.

Then they weren't that advanced.
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Revelation34 posted...

If they were that advanced then they wouldn't be gone.

Oh the irony

Revelation34 posted...

Yeah curing something is rather distasteful.

Oh, it'll cure the cancer. But sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...

Oh, it'll cure the cancer. But sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.

No such thing.
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