Current Events > Hey guys, I got a confession to make. I'm a time traveler from the future.

(+) Yeah! (+)

I'm part of the fifth experiment into time travel technology. I've come back from the year 2025 so I wouldn't be able to tell you much even if I was allowed to.

But there is a funny little something I can tell you that I have calculated to have a 99.2% chance of not actually disrupting anything if people actually know about it.

Basically, Boogie getting his weight loss has already started a downward spiral. His youtube career is going to go further and further into the shits. And the most ironic thing about it is that once he is making absolutely no income from Youtube, he won't be fat enough to get disability again like last time.

Yeah, he ends up dying alone and penniless in the streets. Philip DeFranco ends up paying for his funeral and LowTierGod actually shows up and causes a huge controversy over it.

Anyways, I look forward to seeing what effect if any this will have on the future that I have come from.

In a word; how are video games in 2025?
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Did the FF7 remake come out yet
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if someone from the future came back to this time, and all they told me was some bullshit about Boogie, I'd be so pissed, lol
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l Dudeboy l posted...

In a word; how are video games in 2025?

AAA gaming has gotten even more stale. Subscription Services have become big thanks to Microsoft going all in on them. There are still some really cool things coming from Sony due to them going hard on VR, but it's still slow to take so you're mostly seeing first party stuff on that front.

This is a FUCKING video
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Is Bill Murray still alive
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How many years away still is pikmin 4 from releasing?
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ffmasterjose posted...

Did the FF7 remake come out yet

The first game came out in 2020 and is a launch title on PSV. The second one came out in 2023. The third one hadn't been released as of the time I came back.

Edit: The first game is pretty much the entire Midgard story, but they add a ton of side stuff. Everyone in Avalanche has a much bigger role than they did before and you can travel around a lot more of the city. People actually liked the first game but didn't like the second game because it suddenly became a lot more linear and it's pretty much just following a straight path to get to the Aerith death. People believe the change up was so they could get it out on time

Spidey5 posted...

How many years away still is pikmin 4 from releasing?

I'm not sure. I was never into Pikmin.

How many open world, GOTY Zeldas have their been since Breath of the Wild?
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Thunder_Armor posted...

How many open world, GOTY Zeldas have their been since Breath of the Wild?

Just one. It's the launch title for The Nintendo (that's what they call the next iteration of the Switch)

It doesn't get nearly the accolade as Breath of the Wild though as a lot of people complain about it being more of the same.

Yo, can you send my mom messages back in 1983 to eat more vegetables?
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Kisai posted...

Yo, can you send my mom messages back in 1983 to eat more vegetables?

Nope, a different group went back that far but I think they went to 1986 so even if I could contact them it would still be too late.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhqmRYoR3k" data-time="
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If you go back in time 5 minutes to give yourself a handjob, would that create an infinite time loop and flood the time stream with a never ending hurricane of man milk?
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Kisai posted...

Yo, can you send my mom messages back in 1983 to eat more vegetables?

Were it that easy.
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Chicken posted...

If you go back in time 5 minutes to give yourself a handjob, would that create an infinite time loop and flood the time stream with a never ending hurricane of man milk?

I don't know that because a condition of being part of this experiment was that you had to be a part of it during the time you went back to.

So basically, I'm able to interact with myself because I'm currently being prepared to be sent back in 2025 in 2018.

Even with that stipulation though, I don't actually believe interactions with myself would cause any issues even if I wasn't currently part of the program today.

I will never get why some people are so obsessed with shitting on the guy.
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Funkydog posted...

I will never get why some people are so obsessed with shitting on the guy.

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Who is in Smash Ultimate
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BigSmoke2988 posted...

I don't know that because a condition of being part of this experiment was that you had to be a part of it during the time you went back to

Yeah and you are a part of the experiment 5 minutes ago.
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What happens with North Korea and cartels in South America.
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LumaRosalina posted...

Who is in Smash Ultimate

IDK it was like everyone but people got really upset when a shit ton of them were removed in Smash Origins

GiftedACIII posted...

What happens with North Korea and cartels in South America.

North Korea doesn't actually denuclearize but nothing new really happens.

When Trump legalizes marijuana it leads to a pharmaceutical company (I think? It was some company) hiring hired guns to basically wage a shadow war in Mexico. This leads to them getting a major control over the marijuana and avocado trade and leads to Mexico basically being controlled by them. You get some activists who are upset that companies basically have hired guns patrolling the streets but things actually get calmer and it actually causes the immigration rate to stagnate. New shadow wars with hired guns are popping up in other parts of South America where companies can make a profit but they're just getting started and are pretty small time as of 2025.

What's GTA VI like?
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AlecSkorpio posted...

What's GTA VI like?

Amazing and disappointing at the same time. It's "always online" in the sense that you're constantly trying to build up your criminal empire from the start. You can play the game in private sessions, but everything is integrated into the online meta game and if you're not playing Online you'll make a lot less money. You're basically a drug smuggler and you play between Vice City and Mexico (and later Los Santos, Liberty City and San Fierro). The story is ridiculously short for a GTA game, only like 20 missions I think? And while you can do side content with your crew you can't do main story missions with them.

The online content is about the same, new cars all the time. But they also have a lot more of a focus on buying property for businesses/hideouts and upgrades for them.

That sounds really plausible :(
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Have you heard of Looms the blogger? How famous is she?
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LumaRosalina posted...

Have you heard of Looms the blogger? How famous is she?

Yeah, she got pretty big around 2020 but then tragedy struck when lol just kidding I got no fucking clue who that is

BigSmoke2988 posted...

LumaRosalina posted...

Have you heard of Looms the blogger? How famous is she?

Yeah, she got pretty big around 2020 but then tragedy struck when lol just kidding I got no fucking clue who that is

She doesn't exist quite yet. She should in your time, though. Go back to the future and google it lol
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Swagnificent119 posted...

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Luma pls
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LumaRosalina posted...

She doesn't exist quite yet. She should in your time, though. Go back to the future and google it lol

We don't know how to go back to the future yet. I just need to wait it out.