Poll of the Day > When you think of the mythical god, Zeus, what do you picture him as?

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WastelandCowboy 07/19/18 3:39:56 PM #1:	Something like https://goo.gl/images/AB8dPO or https://goo.gl/images/iEiaPu Right? <cite>WastelandCowboy posted [p:905366058] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>Something like https://goo.gl/images/AB8dPO or https://goo.gl/images/iEiaPu Right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 07/19/18 3:41:46 PM #2:	Definitely not an old, overweight left leaning centrist that posts on a dying video game message board. --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:905366150] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>Definitely not an old, overweight left leaning centrist that posts on a dying video game message board.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 07/19/18 3:42:39 PM #3:	I always picture him like Zeus from Fantasia. Jerk Zeus. --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:905366201] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>I always picture him like Zeus from Fantasia. Jerk Zeus.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MICHALECOLE 07/19/18 3:42:46 PM #4:	I picture him as an old, overweight left leaning centerist that posts on a dying video game message board <cite>MICHALECOLE posted [p:905366207] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>I picture him as an old, overweight left leaning centerist that posts on a dying video game message board</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 07/19/18 3:44:03 PM #5:	Due to gaming.... pretty much the Dota 2 version --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:905366270] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>Due to gaming.... pretty much the Dota 2 version</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 07/19/18 3:50:34 PM #6:	Literally the one from the Hercules cartoon. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:905366637] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>Literally the one from the Hercules cartoon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 07/19/18 3:50:50 PM #7:	@zeus --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:905366653] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>@zeus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
THEGODDAMNBATMA 07/19/18 3:51:43 PM #8:	Jen0125 posted... Definitely not an old, overweight left leaning centrist that posts on a dying video game message board. >zeus >left leaning centrist the dude is farther right than most republicans. <cite>THEGODDAMNBATMA posted [p:905366701] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>Definitely not an old, overweight left leaning centrist that posts on a dying video game message board.</quote> >zeus >left leaning centrist the dude is farther right than most republicans.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 07/19/18 3:51:55 PM #9:	Cacciato posted... Literally the one from the Hercules cartoon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrLM6UKcMPg" data-time=" I grew up with this cartoon. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:905366711] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote>Literally the one from the Hercules cartoon.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrLM6UKcMPg" data-time=" I grew up with this cartoon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 07/19/18 3:52:04 PM #10:	THEGODDAMNBATMA posted... Jen0125 posted... Definitely not an old, overweight left leaning centrist that posts on a dying video game message board. >zeus >left leaning centrist the dude is farther right than most republicans. Well don't tell him that. --- https://imgur.com/4ihiyS2 "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:905366716] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>Definitely not an old, overweight left leaning centrist that posts on a dying video game message board.</quote> >zeus >left leaning centrist the dude is farther right than most republicans.</quote> Well don't tell him that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cacciato 07/19/18 3:53:06 PM #11:	Lokarin posted... Cacciato posted... Literally the one from the Hercules cartoon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrLM6UKcMPg" data-time=" I grew up with this cartoon. Well I grew up with the Disney movie so I went with that. --- "I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank <cite>Cacciato posted [p:905366775] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lokarin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cacciato posted...</cite> <quote>Literally the one from the Hercules cartoon.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrLM6UKcMPg" data-time=" I grew up with this cartoon.</quote> Well I grew up with the Disney movie so I went with that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JazzMasterZero 07/19/18 3:53:54 PM #12:	https://imgur.com/cWWSQRk <cite>JazzMasterZero posted [p:905366823] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/cWWSQRk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garlands_Soul 07/19/18 4:03:33 PM #13:	Snake Plissken but with white hair. --- "I, Garland, will knock you all down!" <cite>Garlands_Soul posted [p:905367325] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>Snake Plissken but with white hair.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smiffwilm 07/19/18 4:58:02 PM #14:	Every version of Zeus I've seen seems mighty insecure. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkQ5oARNxLU <cite>Smiffwilm posted [p:905370345] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>Every version of Zeus I've seen seems mighty insecure.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 07/19/18 5:01:24 PM #15:	https://imgur.com/ifmlUnZ --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/kDysIcd <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:905370521] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>https://imgur.com/ifmlUnZ</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 07/19/18 5:10:06 PM #16:	WastelandCowboy posted... When you think of the mythical god, Zeus, what do you picture him as? http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/9/99/Zeus_Panhellenios_%28Earth-616%29_from_Marvel_Super-Heroes_Vol_2_9_0001.jpg --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:905370993] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>WastelandCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>When you think of the mythical god, Zeus, what do you picture him as?</quote> http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/9/99/Zeus_Panhellenios_%28Earth-616%29_from_Marvel_Super-Heroes_Vol_2_9_0001.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/19/18 5:17:50 PM #17:	WastelandCowboy posted... Something like https://goo.gl/images/AB8dPO or https://goo.gl/images/iEiaPu Right? yes. a powerful looking bearded greek man basically <cite>Zikten posted [p:905371428] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>WastelandCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>Something like https://goo.gl/images/AB8dPO or https://goo.gl/images/iEiaPu Right?</quote> yes. a powerful looking bearded greek man basically</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 07/19/18 5:20:59 PM #18:	I picture him as Bill Clinton Right down to the ugly wife he's constantly cheating on. <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:905371601] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>I picture him as Bill Clinton Right down to the ugly wife he's constantly cheating on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/19/18 5:25:50 PM #19:	--- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:905371911] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 07/19/18 5:29:05 PM #20:	That bust is the best representation. --- Scloud posted... Its like he wants two things at the same time. <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:905372111] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>That bust is the best representation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Andromicus 07/19/18 5:33:24 PM #21:	This topic is libel --- PotD's official master braider <cite>Andromicus posted [p:905372358] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>This topic is libel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HagenEx 07/19/18 5:39:48 PM #22:	An old bearded guy wihtout muscles. Let's face it, dude probably never fought or trained, he can command fucking lightning so he was probably lazy as fuck. --- The side of the fence that we climb determines who's afraid <cite>HagenEx posted [p:905372744] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>An old bearded guy wihtout muscles. Let's face it, dude probably never fought or trained, he can command fucking lightning so he was probably lazy as fuck.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/19/18 5:42:10 PM #23:	actually Zeus did fight when he was young. Zeus is the son of another god that he deposed. his own father. he either killed him or threw him into this pit in the earth or something like that. it's one of the less talked about parts of the myths. but I remember watching a documentary on history channel about greek myths and they covered it. I think it was Saturn. yea, Saturn is his dad I think. and he ends up battling him and then taking over. <cite>Zikten posted [p:905372881] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>actually Zeus did fight when he was young. Zeus is the son of another god that he deposed. his own father. he either killed him or threw him into this pit in the earth or something like that. it's one of the less talked about parts of the myths. but I remember watching a documentary on history channel about greek myths and they covered it. I think it was Saturn. yea, Saturn is his dad I think. and he ends up battling him and then taking over.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 07/19/18 5:46:04 PM #24:	Kronos is his dad in Greek mythology, while Saturn is Jupiter's dad in Roman mythology. And Zeus castrated him <cite>green dragon posted [p:905373105] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>Kronos is his dad in Greek mythology, while Saturn is Jupiter's dad in Roman mythology. And Zeus castrated him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
streamofthesky 07/19/18 5:47:49 PM #25:	Zikten posted... actually Zeus did fight when he was young. Zeus is the son of another god that he deposed. his own father. he either killed him or threw him into this pit in the earth or something like that. it's one of the less talked about parts of the myths. but I remember watching a documentary on history channel about greek myths and they covered it. I think it was Saturn. yea, Saturn is his dad I think. and he ends up battling him and then taking over. You're mixing Greek w/ Roman names. It was Cronos, not Saturn. And yeah, he fought in that war. Though what fighting he did beyond lobbing lightning bolts i don't know. The Cyclopes and Hundred-Handed Ones probably did most of the work for Zeus's side, really. <cite>streamofthesky posted [p:905373219] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>actually Zeus did fight when he was young. Zeus is the son of another god that he deposed. his own father. he either killed him or threw him into this pit in the earth or something like that. it's one of the less talked about parts of the myths. but I remember watching a documentary on history channel about greek myths and they covered it. I think it was Saturn. yea, Saturn is his dad I think. and he ends up battling him and then taking over.</quote> You're mixing Greek w/ Roman names. It was Cronos, not Saturn. And yeah, he fought in that war. Though what fighting he did beyond lobbing lightning bolts i don't know. The Cyclopes and Hundred-Handed Ones probably did most of the work for Zeus's side, really.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 07/19/18 5:57:49 PM #26:	He defeated him by making him eat rocks --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood <cite>Mead posted [p:905373789] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>He defeated him by making him eat rocks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma 07/19/18 6:02:55 PM #27:	A serial rapist. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. <cite>Sarcasthma posted [p:905374075] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>A serial rapist.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 07/19/18 6:12:16 PM #28:	THEGODDAMNBATMA posted... >zeus >left leaning centrist the dude is farther right than most republicans. You're pretty generous with your political ignorance. streamofthesky posted... Zikten posted... actually Zeus did fight when he was young. Zeus is the son of another god that he deposed. his own father. he either killed him or threw him into this pit in the earth or something like that. it's one of the less talked about parts of the myths. but I remember watching a documentary on history channel about greek myths and they covered it. I think it was Saturn. yea, Saturn is his dad I think. and he ends up battling him and then taking over. You're mixing Greek w/ Roman names. It was Cronos, not Saturn. And yeah, he fought in that war. Though what fighting he did beyond lobbing lightning bolts i don't know. The Cyclopes and Hundred-Handed Ones probably did most of the work for Zeus's side, really. I did all the best fighting. --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. <cite>Zeus posted [p:905374565] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote> <cite>THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...</cite> <quote>>zeus >left leaning centrist the dude is farther right than most republicans.</quote> You're pretty generous with your political ignorance. <cite>streamofthesky posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>actually Zeus did fight when he was young. Zeus is the son of another god that he deposed. his own father. he either killed him or threw him into this pit in the earth or something like that. it's one of the less talked about parts of the myths. but I remember watching a documentary on history channel about greek myths and they covered it. I think it was Saturn. yea, Saturn is his dad I think. and he ends up battling him and then taking over.</quote> You're mixing Greek w/ Roman names. It was Cronos, not Saturn. And yeah, he fought in that war. Though what fighting he did beyond lobbing lightning bolts i don't know. The Cyclopes and Hundred-Handed Ones probably did most of the work for Zeus's side, really.</quote> I did all the best fighting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 07/19/18 6:13:58 PM #30:	Zeus posted... I did all the best fighting. so you admit you castrated your own father? <cite>Zikten posted [p:905374653] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zeus posted...</cite> <quote>I did all the best fighting.</quote> so you admit you castrated your own father?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FinalXemnas 07/19/18 6:42:22 PM #31:	God of War --- Alex Jones' powder gives you a shriveled weewee. <cite>FinalXemnas posted [p:905376223] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>God of War</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 07/19/18 8:00:15 PM #32:	green dragon posted... Kronos is his dad in Greek mythology, while Saturn is Jupiter's dad in Roman mythology. And Zeus castrated him No. Cronus/Saturn castrated Ouranos/Uranus with a scythe, and the severed dick fell into the ocean. Aphrodite basically came into being rising out of the bloody sea foam, while the Furies and giants came from where the blood fell on land. Cronus/Saturn was the one who ate all of his children when they were born to prevent one of them from overthrowing him like he overthrew his own father, but his wife Rhea got pissed and fed him a rock in place of Zeus/Jupiter, who then grew up, turned into a badass, and beat the shit out of his dad and freed all of his siblings (who were still alive inside his stomach because they're gods). Depending on the story, Cronus was either just flat-out killed, or he was banished to the netherworld and locked away in Tartarus with the other imprisoned Titans who sided with him against Zeus and the Olympians who replaced them. Also, in some versions of the story Cronus prophesizes that Zeus will eventually give birth to a son that will overthrow him the same way he overthrew his father, and his father overthrew his father, which is why Zeus eventually swallowed Metis when she was pregnant with his child - which led to Athena manifesting as a god and her busting out of his body. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:905380715] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>green dragon posted...</cite> <quote>Kronos is his dad in Greek mythology, while Saturn is Jupiter's dad in Roman mythology. And Zeus castrated him</quote> No. Cronus/Saturn castrated Ouranos/Uranus with a scythe, and the severed dick fell into the ocean. Aphrodite basically came into being rising out of the bloody sea foam, while the Furies and giants came from where the blood fell on land. Cronus/Saturn was the one who ate all of his children when they were born to prevent one of them from overthrowing him like he overthrew his own father, but his wife Rhea got pissed and fed him a rock in place of Zeus/Jupiter, who then grew up, turned into a badass, and beat the shit out of his dad and freed all of his siblings (who were still alive inside his stomach because they're gods). Depending on the story, Cronus was either just flat-out killed, or he was banished to the netherworld and locked away in Tartarus with the other imprisoned Titans who sided with him against Zeus and the Olympians who replaced them. Also, in some versions of the story Cronus prophesizes that Zeus will eventually give birth to a son that will overthrow him the same way he overthrew his father, and his father overthrew his father, which is why Zeus eventually swallowed Metis when she was pregnant with his child - which led to Athena manifesting as a god and her busting out of his body. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
green dragon 07/19/18 8:22:03 PM #33:	@ParanoidObsessive posted... No. Some stories/texts say that Zeus castrated Kronos,just like Kronos castrated his father. <cite>green dragon posted [p:905381837] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>@ParanoidObsessive posted...</cite> <quote>No.</quote> Some stories/texts say that Zeus castrated Kronos,just like Kronos castrated his father.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Moonjay 07/19/18 9:28:08 PM #34:	I love how many gods spontaneously came to existence, often directly out of a random injured body part. Imagine human reproduction like that. "Yeah, he kicked me in the balls, and that's where my daughter Chastity was born." --- `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe. <cite>Moonjay posted [p:905385192] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote>I love how many gods spontaneously came to existence, often directly out of a random injured body part. Imagine human reproduction like that. "Yeah, he kicked me in the balls, and that's where my daughter Chastity was born."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FridayHorse 07/24/18 7:40:02 PM #35:	WastelandCowboy posted... Something like https://goo.gl/images/AB8dPO or https://goo.gl/images/iEiaPu Right? May Bee.... --- What cowboy? https://imgur.com/NHC3zEx <cite>FridayHorse posted [p:905661580] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote><cite>WastelandCowboy posted...</cite> <quote>Something like https://goo.gl/images/AB8dPO or https://goo.gl/images/iEiaPu Right?</quote> May Bee....</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 07/24/18 8:03:26 PM #36:	--- PSN - SunWuKung420 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:905662760] in When you t... [t:76822606]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Poll of the Day > When you think of the mythical god, Zeus, what do you picture him as?